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(Slate)   Man forced to deal with the knowledge that his son is gay and sleeping with his sister's boyfriend, so he does the sensible thing and writes to an internet columnist about it   (slate.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-05 01:15:48 PM  
Aha! The sub-headline says it's the sister who is in love with the boy's boyfriend. That's quite different from the boy having sex with the sister's boyfriend. Quite different.

You're trolling, Subby. Yada, yada, yada.

Any hoo, without pictures, other people's sex lives are a giant bore. Every notice that? Probably not. You are a gossip if you can find any possible interest in a sex book with no illustrations. I call that the Alice in Wonderland rule. 50 Shades of Grey is just a printer's manual without pictures. The Devil is in the details, and so, often is the printer's devil.

Prudence be damned! I never read past the sub-headline.
 
2014-01-05 01:23:40 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Pichu0102: Also, we do not tolerate sexual activity in the house, regardless of sexual orientation

THEN HOW DID YOU COME TO HAVE TWO KIDS?

From the tip of his penis.  But that's not important right now.


got it all wrong--the front seat of the pontiac at the drive-in
 
b3x
2014-01-05 01:40:03 PM  

BizarreMan: Oh yea, dad apparently forgot the number one rule of walking around the house when you have teenagers.  Make a lot of noise as you go so they can hear you coming.


so at some point i am gonna have to stop sneaking up on them when they are watching tv, video gaming, or playing with legos and scare the shiat out of them?

That will be a sad day ...
 
2014-01-05 01:45:39 PM  

Prey4reign: Anyone who's ever had both a basement and teenagers should know that the most innocent walk down those steps could mean stumbling upon scenes of naked writhing.

The teenagers I have in my basement don't do any of that nonsense.  The chains and gags generally keep them quiet and restrained until I'm ready to go downstairs for playtime.



Your kind is the worst.   I hate nothing more than being tied up and gagged, waiting for my inevitable humiliation and sexual degradation, but then have to wait HOURS before you finally come down to the basement and have your way with me.
 
2014-01-05 01:49:09 PM  

FizixJunkee: Prey4reign: Anyone who's ever had both a basement and teenagers should know that the most innocent walk down those steps could mean stumbling upon scenes of naked writhing.

The teenagers I have in my basement don't do any of that nonsense.  The chains and gags generally keep them quiet and restrained until I'm ready to go downstairs for playtime.


Your kind is the worst.   I hate nothing more than being tied up and gagged, waiting for my inevitable humiliation and sexual degradation, but then have to wait HOURS before you finally come down to the basement and have your way with me.



Your sad story reminds me of the old joke that starts with "What did the sadist say to the masochist?"
 
2014-01-05 01:51:52 PM  
Robbie who has a room in the basement.

cue trombone, tuba and tenor horn (going down scale):  Buh, buh, bum.
 
2014-01-05 01:57:09 PM  
NEWS FLASH:  People have sex.
 
2014-01-05 02:14:22 PM  

studebaker hoch: NEWS FLASH:  People have sex.


Yes. They are! In fact, I'm having sex right now!

/ No, I'm not.
// Married.
 
2014-01-05 02:18:24 PM  

jayphat: pdieten: jayphat: Did anyone read the article from the week before? Where the boss takes a dump in the office shower.

Did he heel it down the drain?

/goes back to read article

Its a she, and no she didn't. On purpose. Twice.


Accidentally?
 
2014-01-05 02:20:11 PM  

studebaker hoch: NEWS FLASH:  People have sex.


It's true.   People are still having sex.
 
2014-01-05 02:24:39 PM  
I would be ashamed a family member wrote a letter to Slate.
 
2014-01-05 02:30:35 PM  

jayphat: Did anyone read the article from the week before? Where the boss takes a dump in the office shower.


I submitted that one. Of all the Prudie letters the Mods didn't green on Fark :(
 
2014-01-05 02:44:07 PM  
ciberido

Heh.
 
2014-01-05 02:44:39 PM  

xiola: BizarreMan:

Could it be that Rebekah knows that Robbie is gay, and Jason is his boyfriend and is helping her brother out by pretending to be interested in Jason?

This, AND Jason is banging the sister too.  Guaranteed.   Hell, he should just pop in to mom & dad's room with a hard-on and a smile and nail both of them.   Add some spice to their obviously passionless marriage.


"Your dick tastes like my brother's ass!"
 
2014-01-05 03:04:42 PM  

MechaPyx: pdieten: Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

Yeah it could be worse. He could be shtupping the family dog.


I built a fence once, do they call me Angus the Fence Maker?
 
2014-01-05 03:13:18 PM  

MechaPyx: pdieten: Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

Yeah it could be worse. He could be shtupping the family dog.


in front of an day care center? is the family dog dead?
 
2014-01-05 04:06:31 PM  

MBrady: jayphat: pdieten: jayphat: Did anyone read the article from the week before? Where the boss takes a dump in the office shower.

Did he heel it down the drain?

/goes back to read article

Its a she, and no she didn't. On purpose. Twice.

linky?


http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/12/dear_prudence _my_boss_poops_in_the_office_shower.html
 
2014-01-05 04:21:12 PM  

jayphat: http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/12/dear_prudenc e _my_boss_poops_in_the_office_shower.html


Prudence's reply should have been to wear boots in the shower and get to waffle-stomping.
 
2014-01-05 04:23:07 PM  

MBrady: berylman: The story beneath that of the mentally ill brother with a gun in a fanny pack is more fun.

who wears a fanny pack nowadays, anyway?


What a fanny pack may look like:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-05 04:27:47 PM  
Why is any of this the parent's business?  Shouldn't the kids work this out themselves?   You know, learn how to navigate [adult/sexual] relationships like adults (which, if they're not already, they will be soon enough).

/DRTFA
 
2014-01-05 05:32:20 PM  

Morgellons: "Your dick tastes like my brother's ass!"

-=-
"How do you know what your brother's ass tastes like?" would be the reply.

How about...
"Why does your dick taste like santorum?"
 
2014-01-05 05:40:29 PM  

"He also constantly wore a fanny pack. I tried to keep our young children away from him."


Lulz.

 
2014-01-05 07:46:38 PM  

czetie: Is there some unofficial Internet contest to see who get the most elaborate fake letter past Prudence? And am I the last person to know this.


I'm pretty sure this letter came from a heavily edited asstr.org story.
 
2014-01-05 11:48:55 PM  
I think I've read that romance novel. I bet it was something by K.A. Mitchell.
 
2014-01-06 12:10:15 PM  

howdoibegin: Can nobody here read? It says the sister just has a crush on the guy. Female has crush on gay guy, who's fooling around with her brother. It's not all that weird or implausible.


I'm always surprised by how quick people call fake on these letters, especially after reading all the other news stories on Fark. Weird shiat happens, people, it's not all fakery.
 
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