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(TMZ)   Katy Perry's tour rider reads like a hipster's Farmer's Market shopping list   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Katy Perry, Mary J Blige, tour rider, guacamole, toilet seats, farmer's markets, TMZ  
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7013 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Jan 2014 at 2:27 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-06 12:51:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Still the best.
2014-01-05 02:40:34 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

Steve Martin's rider is my personal favorite


"ARTIST RELATIONS
Venue must have Bela Fleck on speed dial, in case Steve's feeling lazy."
2014-01-05 12:18:21 PM  
2 votes:
Are there any melons on that rider? Cuz' I'm thinking about 'melons' and 'ride her'.
2014-01-05 12:06:16 PM  
2 votes:
I'll be Katy Perry's rider.

/sorry, low hanging fruit
2014-01-05 04:01:11 PM  
1 vote:

the_rhino: Metalupis: ZAZ: When she demanded the pineapples be SLICED she lost my support. That sort of cruelty should not be tolerated.

Now pardon me I need to go back to the fridge and decide what to do with the bacon I have to eat before I go out of town.

Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich

What the hell is bacon lettuce?


An invention that would get me to start eating salads
2014-01-05 03:10:57 PM  
1 vote:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Metalupis: LectertheChef: TheGrayCat: Actually sounds reasonable.  She isn't making them search for some obscure vegan wine or sort M&M's.


Wine, fruit and veggies, oh dear, hide the children...

All wine is vegan.

Actually it isn't, egg whites and gelatin are common fining agents

I thought there was also some debate about whether yeast was an animal or not.


Hadn't heard that one, but I wouldn't put it past some of the more out there vegans
2014-01-05 02:57:32 PM  
1 vote:
So people who aren't striving for diabetes are "hipster" now?
2014-01-05 02:37:36 PM  
1 vote:

Metalupis: ZAZ: When she demanded the pineapples be SLICED she lost my support. That sort of cruelty should not be tolerated.

Now pardon me I need to go back to the fridge and decide what to do with the bacon I have to eat before I go out of town.

Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich


t2.gstatic.com
2014-01-05 01:15:22 PM  
1 vote:
The Foo Fighters have my favorite rider.
2014-01-05 12:45:08 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: When she demanded the pineapples be SLICED she lost my support. That sort of cruelty should not be tolerated.

Now pardon me I need to go back to the fridge and decide what to do with the bacon I have to eat before I go out of town.


Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 12:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
When she demanded the pineapples be SLICED she lost my support. That sort of cruelty should not be tolerated.

Now pardon me I need to go back to the fridge and decide what to do with the bacon I have to eat before I go out of town.
2014-01-05 12:34:02 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: omg she likes fruit and veggies. the horror!


Anybody who isn't fat is a hipster what thinks theys better than us.
2014-01-05 12:31:26 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: omg she likes fruit and veggies. the horror!


And wanting vegetarian options to accommodate her crew! What a horrible person!
 
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