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(TMZ)   Katy Perry's tour rider reads like a hipster's Farmer's Market shopping list   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Katy Perry, Mary J Blige, tour rider, guacamole, toilet seats, farmer's markets, TMZ  
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7016 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Jan 2014 at 2:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-05 09:26:18 AM  
5 votes:
Hey, she's not gonna keep that body by eating junk food.

In the scheme of things, that's a simple rider.
2014-01-05 09:36:01 AM  
4 votes:
Actually sounds reasonable.  She isn't making them search for some obscure vegan wine or sort M&M's.

Wine, fruit and veggies, oh dear, hide the children...
2014-01-06 04:19:24 AM  
1 vote:
Two pictures in the thread and one is M&M's? What happened to you, Fark?
2014-01-05 04:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like my fridge except for kale. I think it tastes like gritty dirt.

/definitely not a hipster
2014-01-05 02:56:45 PM  
1 vote:
That's the tamest fu*king rider ever.

She likes to have healthy snacks and a couple of bottles of tart fuel hooch around, what a horrible coont.
2014-01-05 02:37:36 PM  
1 vote:

Metalupis: ZAZ: When she demanded the pineapples be SLICED she lost my support. That sort of cruelty should not be tolerated.

Now pardon me I need to go back to the fridge and decide what to do with the bacon I have to eat before I go out of town.

Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich

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2014-01-05 02:05:11 PM  
1 vote:
I "fail" to see what the issue is here, submitter. You want to help us out here?
2014-01-05 12:46:54 PM  
1 vote:
No this is a rider.
2014-01-05 12:34:02 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: omg she likes fruit and veggies. the horror!

Anybody who isn't fat is a hipster what thinks theys better than us.
2014-01-05 12:31:26 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: omg she likes fruit and veggies. the horror!

And wanting vegetarian options to accommodate her crew! What a horrible person!
2014-01-05 12:19:26 PM  
1 vote:
omg she likes fruit and veggies. the horror!
2014-01-05 12:14:40 PM  
1 vote:
Fresh fruit, veggies, tortilla chips, hummus, and guacamole? Sounds awesome.

Sh*t Katy, stop being a pussy and thrown in some roasted salsa.
2014-01-05 12:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
I'll be Katy Perry's rider.

/sorry, low hanging fruit
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