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2014-01-05 10:52:30 AM
Well, bodies of any kind, really.
 
2014-01-05 10:54:31 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well, bodies of any kind, really.


Except celestial.
 
2014-01-05 10:57:26 AM
The Hip approve

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2014-01-05 11:00:02 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well, bodies of any kind, really.


Not bodies, maybe a single body if it is small. I have a hybrid and the battery takes a lot of the space. I have heard that they fit better if you cut them up first.
 
2014-01-05 11:00:35 AM
I'm shocked there's a car with that much trunk space in Spain. Those European cars are teeny.
 
2014-01-05 11:04:58 AM

Literally Addicted: I'm shocked there's a car with that much trunk space in Spain. Those European cars are teeny.


Americans don't have that problem.  Automakers shrink the trunk, we buy SUV's.  We'll transport all the bodies we need to.

/not a fail subby, they weren't charged.
 
2014-01-05 11:12:58 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well, bodies of any kind, really.


Yup.  It holds a dead dog, a tuba and an overnight bag perfectly.
 
2014-01-05 11:14:02 AM
Gives me an excuse to quote from one of my favorite writers, Christopher Moore, "With the exception of the odd serial killer, and car salesmen who think of them as the perfect unit for measuring trunk space, nobody likes a dead whore. ("Yeah, you can get five-maybe six dead hookers in this baby.") "
 
2014-01-05 11:16:45 AM
Oblig

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gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 11:29:45 AM
"Just a reminder, the trunk of your car makes for a handy holding area for relatives who are drunk"
And noisy/bratty kids

/don't make me pull this car over and stuff you in the trunk again!
 
2014-01-05 11:40:38 AM
Or are on the lam from the cops.

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How ya' doin' back there, Parker? Need a little air?
 
2014-01-05 11:46:09 AM
Paramedics determined the man was simply passed out. When he came to, police said he told them he had a vague recollection of being put in the trunk by his brother, cousin and another person, TheLocal.sp reported.
No charges were filed.


Note, guy has too much to drink, gets put in trunk by family members. No one gets hurt, no charges filed; kidnapping, reckless endangerment, not even drunk and disorderly.

Federal charges would have probably been filed in the US.

Of course this is Spain.
 
2014-01-05 11:54:03 AM

Enemabag Jones: Paramedics determined the man was simply passed out. When he came to, police said he told them he had a vague recollection of being put in the trunk by his brother, cousin and another person, TheLocal.sp reported.
No charges were filed.

Note, guy has too much to drink, gets put in trunk by family members. No one gets hurt, no charges filed; kidnapping, reckless endangerment, not even drunk and disorderly.

Federal charges would have probably been filed in the US.

Of course this is Spain.


Only if the relative was a young hot chick.  Well, local charges anyway, federal charges if white and rich.  If really rich and political family, we wouldn't even hear about it.
 
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2014-01-05 12:01:29 PM

INeedAName: JasonOfOrillia: Well, bodies of any kind, really.

Except celestial.


I had a couple of meteorites in the trunk of my car once, they fit without issue...
 
2014-01-05 12:43:46 PM
Trunk and disorderly.
 
2014-01-05 01:01:21 PM
www.strangecosmos.com

I'm free! Wheeee!
 
2014-01-05 01:23:38 PM
Just a reminder, the trunk of your car makes for a handy holding area for relatives who are drunk

Sorry, that's where I keep the stoolies until they can be, uh, relocated.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 02:26:40 PM

jjorsett: Just a reminder, the trunk of your car makes for a handy holding area for relatives who are drunk

Sorry, that's where I keep the stoolies until they can be, uh, relocated.


Or, have a foundation named for them.
/youz better watch it
 
2014-01-05 04:56:20 PM
But I have a hatchback.
 
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