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(Newsvine)   Old and busted: Tarot cards. New hotness: Asparagus   (carloz.newsvine.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, Jemima Packington, fortune telling, asparagus, royal families  
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3839 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 10:24 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 10:32:55 AM  
14 votes:
♫ This is the dawning of The Age of Asparagus ♫
2014-01-05 10:31:30 AM  
6 votes:
Thank goodness. Tired of urine smelling like old Tarot cards.
2014-01-05 01:00:01 PM  
1 vote:

berylman: I like you can add -mancer to the end of any word and it becomes cooler.  Last night I was a vodkamancer because I drank almost a whole bottle then started speaking in tongues performing arcane rituals involving raw eggs.  Ouch....don't be a vodkamancer kids.


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2014-01-05 10:54:38 AM  
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