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(NYPost)   Who would have thought something like this could happen to such a well liked millionaire landlord?   (nypost.com ) divider line
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18259 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 10:03 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 10:23:38 AM  
7 votes:
C-I-L-L
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
2014-01-05 10:21:30 AM  
6 votes:

chopit: You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire.


Bad Craigslist ad?
2014-01-05 10:17:16 AM  
5 votes:
Damn it. Not Trump.
2014-01-05 10:42:04 AM  
4 votes:
RIP Joaquim de Almeida!
assets.nydailynews.com

www.images22.com
2014-01-05 10:22:32 AM  
4 votes:

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.
2014-01-05 11:40:15 AM  
3 votes:
This is what happens when you park in a spot that someone else just shoveled out.
2014-01-05 11:07:15 AM  
2 votes:

tampaflacouple: That's some very stylish headgear.....


Looks like a brush from a car wash.
2014-01-05 11:05:17 AM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.



Make sure it's the kosher stuff. AND NO BACON BITS.
2014-01-05 10:28:40 AM  
2 votes:

zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.


Hipsters were into killing scumbag landlords before it was cool.  In fact, they were doing it in ways you probably haven't heard of.
2014-01-05 10:24:58 AM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


I didn't realize 1,2 and 4 were fark hot buttons and I wouldn't have known that Williamsburg=hipsters without someone saying so.

I feel like a hot button bonanza would be more like an atheist off duty cop was enjoying a well done steak with plenty of A1 and a bud light stands his ground against a smoking hot hipster girl who was brought here as a child when her parents illegally immigrated and she was merely going door to door raising awareness for global warming.
2014-01-05 10:24:01 AM  
2 votes:

TheGregiss: Slumlord got what he had coming to him? No loss there. Bravo criminals who did this. May you go uncaught.


I wonder how hard the investigators are going to work this case. I'm getting the impression from what they were saying about the guy that if they do catch the person responsible, they might charge them with something like 'open burning without a permit' or some other petty offense.
2014-01-05 10:14:52 AM  
2 votes:

zimbomba63: "Nice....ah....hat.  Oh no, it's not ostentatious at all.


tampaflacouple: That's some very stylish headgear.....


It's to hide the horns.
2014-01-05 06:20:09 AM  
2 votes:
www.wordforge.net
2014-01-05 06:59:03 PM  
1 vote:
It's a poorly made hat, even by rat hat standards.

www.newdressaday.com
2014-01-05 01:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
I bet the Amish did this.

idiotprufs.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-05 12:13:46 PM  
1 vote:
Sadly, there are those who really do fit the negative stereotype.


www.thetimes.co.uk
2014-01-05 12:08:15 PM  
1 vote:

jayphat: Fissile: jayphat: mbillips: Wonder why this dirtbag was so far in the hole, considering how he rips people off? Degenerate gambler? Invested in a Ponzi scheme? Expensive girlfriend(s)? Coke habit?

The same way every other ripoff artist is. They over extend themselves and live at their limit like the rest of America

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You have no idea of what goes on with New York Hasidim.

No. But I know how people who spend their lives scamming/shorting other people only to extend themselves to that limit thinking they can keep scamming people and counting on that income.


I understand the Hebrews practically invented the pyramid scheme.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-05 11:45:10 AM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: "Would have", derpmitter



That's the same thing, for all intensive purposes.
2014-01-05 11:08:53 AM  
1 vote:

K3rmy: skeevy420
I was working for him a few years back (desperate and needed the $$$).  One evening he was trying to get us to work more hours, we were 9 hours in during a 100 degree day @ 8/hr, and I said no, I have to get home, my dogs have been locked up for about 10 hours now and I need to let them out.  He suggested that I take my dogs to the pound so they wouldn't be a distraction and I'd be able to work more hours and a "good" job.  I kindly explained how most employers pay skilled workers $15/hr+ for the same job and unskilled's at 10-12, told him to go fark himself, got in my truck, and left.  At the time I had had my dogs for 6 years from puppies, I'm not gonna abandon them so I can make an extra 16 dollars at the wo ...

I hate to be the one to break it to you but you were a bad employee.  You knew the conditions before you ever went to work for him, slum lord or not, and agreed by accepting his offer of employment.  I am not saying that you SHOULD have taken the dogs to the pound (though they probably would have found a better home that someone making only $8.00/hr) but don't white knight yourself for whining and going back on your word thus losing the trust of a job creator.


8/10. Was going to go with 7 but gave you an extra point for job creator.
2014-01-05 11:07:20 AM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Damn it. Not Trump.



Well, the slumlord was fired. Literally.
2014-01-05 10:44:03 AM  
1 vote:

Tom_Slick: toraque: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.

Hipsters were into killing scumbag landlords before it was cool.  In fact, they were doing it in ways you probably haven't heard of.

Well I've never heard of a man being smothered and burned from the waist down.


They knock him senseless or one guy just holds him down, and a plastic bag over the head = smother.  The burning part is to eliminate physical evidence.

If it's the hipsters, they would have used a handmade, artisanal plastic bag, from a store you never heard of.
2014-01-05 10:41:47 AM  
1 vote:
What a country!
2014-01-05 10:39:18 AM  
1 vote:
The Donald demonstrating his technique of payos combover to Larry King.

blogs.villagevoice.com
2014-01-05 10:38:10 AM  
1 vote:

Huggermugger: According to his brother Yitzy, "he was a good man, a great man".

/not from TFA


Yitzy, in the schvitz, with a flokn.
2014-01-05 10:37:47 AM  
1 vote:

zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.


They're probably sitting in a coffee shop you've never heard of as their base of operations, recruiting only locally-sourced killers, maybe even paying them with Bitcoins.
2014-01-05 10:36:24 AM  
1 vote:
If only there were laws against fire, this wouldn't have happened.
2014-01-05 10:33:53 AM  
1 vote:
According to his brother Yitzy, "he was a good man, a great man".

/not from TFA
2014-01-05 10:27:41 AM  
1 vote:
I loath to defend this asshat because the guillotine would have been a more appropriate punishment for him but:

"He was involved in shady business deals, was known to carry around a lot of money and had a sealed arrest for forcible touching" in his past, one law-enforcement source told The Post.

I hope this officer gets fired and sued.  Sealed court documents are sealed for a reason, the public are not supposed to know about them.
2014-01-05 10:26:55 AM  
1 vote:
i184.photobucket.com
2014-01-05 10:15:13 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


If you switched those to:

1. Fox News
2. Evangelicals or Catholics
3. The 1% vs everyone else
4. Gun laws

Then you'll have actual Fark hot buttons. Save your popcorn for another story, this won't be an epic thread.
2014-01-05 10:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
i1230.photobucket.com"
 
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