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2014-01-05 06:20:09 AM  
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2014-01-05 10:08:40 AM  
This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.
 
2014-01-05 10:12:13 AM  
That's some very stylish headgear.....
 
2014-01-05 10:13:09 AM  
"Nice....ah....hat.  Oh no, it's not ostentatious at all.
 
2014-01-05 10:13:56 AM  

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


5. Forcefully touching a young teen girl

FTA
"He was involved in shady business deals, was known to carry around a lot of money and had a sealed arrest for forcible touching" in his past, one law-enforcement source told The Post.
The alleged victim was a young teen girl, said the source, declining to give further details.
 
2014-01-05 10:14:52 AM  

zimbomba63: "Nice....ah....hat.  Oh no, it's not ostentatious at all.


tampaflacouple: That's some very stylish headgear.....


It's to hide the horns.
 
2014-01-05 10:15:03 AM  
i1230.photobucket.com"
 
2014-01-05 10:15:13 AM  

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


If you switched those to:

1. Fox News
2. Evangelicals or Catholics
3. The 1% vs everyone else
4. Gun laws

Then you'll have actual Fark hot buttons. Save your popcorn for another story, this won't be an epic thread.
 
2014-01-05 10:16:44 AM  
Douchebag slumlord gets offed? Oh well.
 
2014-01-05 10:17:16 AM  
Damn it. Not Trump.
 
2014-01-05 10:17:34 AM  
Way to tick every box on the list of bad stereotypes of Jewish people "Max"...You schmuck..

/not Jewish
 
2014-01-05 10:17:47 AM  
I sincerely hope it was the father of the teen girl. You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire. If you're lucky, I'll do it in that order.
 
2014-01-05 10:18:50 AM  

skeevy420: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

5. Forcefully touching a young teen girl


Don't forget:

6. Loan sharking
7. Home foreclosure scams
 
2014-01-05 10:20:19 AM  
The hottest fark button is "Sarah Palin."

Literally and figuratively.

/runs away
 
2014-01-05 10:20:37 AM  
Won't be sitting shiva for him
 
2014-01-05 10:20:41 AM  

chopit: I sincerely hope it was the father of the teen girl. You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire. If you're lucky, I'll do it in that order.


Burn 'em on the stake with the logs going parallel to the ground --> best of both worlds.  Burned alive for 15 minutes or so, then a death by inhaling flames and your own burning flesh.
 
2014-01-05 10:20:55 AM  
Slumlord got what he had coming to him? No loss there. Bravo criminals who did this. May you go uncaught.
 
2014-01-05 10:21:30 AM  

chopit: You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire.


Bad Craigslist ad?
 
2014-01-05 10:22:32 AM  

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.
 
2014-01-05 10:23:26 AM  
Wow, in before any of the commenters I have farkied in Israeli blue for anti-Semitism.

Is it bad that I was hoping the headline referred to Trump? It's incharitable, isn't it?
 
2014-01-05 10:23:38 AM  
C-I-L-L
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
 
2014-01-05 10:24:01 AM  

TheGregiss: Slumlord got what he had coming to him? No loss there. Bravo criminals who did this. May you go uncaught.


I wonder how hard the investigators are going to work this case. I'm getting the impression from what they were saying about the guy that if they do catch the person responsible, they might charge them with something like 'open burning without a permit' or some other petty offense.
 
2014-01-05 10:24:58 AM  

FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.


I didn't realize 1,2 and 4 were fark hot buttons and I wouldn't have known that Williamsburg=hipsters without someone saying so.

I feel like a hot button bonanza would be more like an atheist off duty cop was enjoying a well done steak with plenty of A1 and a bud light stands his ground against a smoking hot hipster girl who was brought here as a child when her parents illegally immigrated and she was merely going door to door raising awareness for global warming.
 
2014-01-05 10:25:14 AM  

skeevy420: chopit: I sincerely hope it was the father of the teen girl. You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire. If you're lucky, I'll do it in that order.

Burn 'em on the stake with the logs going parallel to the ground --> best of both worlds.  Burned alive for 15 minutes or so, then a death by inhaling flames and your own burning flesh.


OK then, would you like some Xanax?
 
2014-01-05 10:25:39 AM  

My Hair Is A Mag Wheel, Your Argument Is Invalid.


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2014-01-05 10:26:55 AM  
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2014-01-05 10:27:01 AM  

buzzcut73: TheGregiss: Slumlord got what he had coming to him? No loss there. Bravo criminals who did this. May you go uncaught.

I wonder how hard the investigators are going to work this case. I'm getting the impression from what they were saying about the guy that if they do catch the person responsible, they might charge them with something like 'open burning without a permit' or some other petty offense.


Nah, they'll probably go after it pretty hard, because organized-crime arrests make for great headlines. Regular people who get screwed over rarely resort to torture-murder; this was probably some kinda mob deal. Shylock borrows from tougher shylock, fails to pay, shenanigans ensue.

/"Shylock" in the Tony Soprano sense, not the Shakespearian.
 
2014-01-05 10:27:41 AM  
I loath to defend this asshat because the guillotine would have been a more appropriate punishment for him but:

"He was involved in shady business deals, was known to carry around a lot of money and had a sealed arrest for forcible touching" in his past, one law-enforcement source told The Post.

I hope this officer gets fired and sued.  Sealed court documents are sealed for a reason, the public are not supposed to know about them.
 
2014-01-05 10:28:40 AM  

zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.


Hipsters were into killing scumbag landlords before it was cool.  In fact, they were doing it in ways you probably haven't heard of.
 
2014-01-05 10:28:54 AM  

Abox: chopit: You forcibly fingerbang my little girl, I choke you to death and light you on fire.

Bad Craigslist ad?


Between that and wood of thought, you're killin' me here.
 
2014-01-05 10:28:59 AM  
Doubt any of the people he owed money to did this.  A dead man has no chance of paying up.  Unless they determined they would never get the money no matter what.  Probably was an angry tenant.
 
2014-01-05 10:29:18 AM  
i.imgur.com

Louie Kritski: You want your electricity fixed? Move. Check into the farking Plaza, just gimmie the rent Lady!

Eleanor: Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?

Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Hey maybe he'll grown up to be president, what the fark do I know? Just gimmie the rent!
 
2014-01-05 10:29:36 AM  
Wonder why this dirtbag was so far in the hole, considering how he rips people off? Degenerate gambler? Invested in a Ponzi scheme? Expensive girlfriend(s)? Coke habit?
 
2014-01-05 10:31:38 AM  
Very likely an internal Hasidic feud. The Williamsburg Hasidim are notoriously divided and surprisingly gangster-like n their treatment of rival factions.
 
2014-01-05 10:32:42 AM  

oukewldave: Doubt any of the people he owed money to did this.  A dead man has no chance of paying up.  Unless they determined they would never get the money no matter what.  Probably was an angry tenant.


He does if you torture him into giving up the combination to his office safe, or his safe-deposit-box key, by, say, burning his lower body. You know this goniff wasn't using banks.
 
2014-01-05 10:33:45 AM  

Warlordtrooper: I loath to defend this asshat because the guillotine would have been a more appropriate punishment for him but:

"He was involved in shady business deals, was known to carry around a lot of money and had a sealed arrest for forcible touching" in his past, one law-enforcement source told The Post.

I hope this officer gets fired and sued.  Sealed court documents are sealed for a reason, the public are not supposed to know about them.


From personal experience with sealed court documents, they are often sealed to protect the identity of juveniles, in this case, the 15-year old.
 
2014-01-05 10:33:53 AM  
According to his brother Yitzy, "he was a good man, a great man".

/not from TFA
 
2014-01-05 10:35:26 AM  

Gough: Warlordtrooper: I loath to defend this asshat because the guillotine would have been a more appropriate punishment for him but:

"He was involved in shady business deals, was known to carry around a lot of money and had a sealed arrest for forcible touching" in his past, one law-enforcement source told The Post.

I hope this officer gets fired and sued.  Sealed court documents are sealed for a reason, the public are not supposed to know about them.

From personal experience with sealed court documents, they are often sealed to protect the identity of juveniles, in this case, the 15-year old.


Plus, once you're dead, people can pretty much talk about you with no one really caring.
 
2014-01-05 10:35:55 AM  
"There are men in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. These are people who wander through the world shouting, "kill me". And there's always someone ready to oblige to them."

--Don Corleone, The Godfather
 
2014-01-05 10:36:24 AM  
If only there were laws against fire, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2014-01-05 10:36:38 AM  

mbillips: Wonder why this dirtbag was so far in the hole, considering how he rips people off? Degenerate gambler? Invested in a Ponzi scheme? Expensive girlfriend(s)? Coke habit?


The same way every other ripoff artist is. They over extend themselves and live at their limit like the rest of America
 
2014-01-05 10:37:47 AM  

zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.


They're probably sitting in a coffee shop you've never heard of as their base of operations, recruiting only locally-sourced killers, maybe even paying them with Bitcoins.
 
2014-01-05 10:37:59 AM  

toraque: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: This has the potential to be an epic thread.  Let's see how many Fark hot-buttons we're touching.

1. NY Post
2. Hasidic Jew
3. Williamsburg aka hipsterville
4. Real estate

Excuse me while I got get the popcorn maker out of the pantry.

Hipsters are whacking people now?  I bet they killed him in a ironic fashion.

Hipsters were into killing scumbag landlords before it was cool.  In fact, they were doing it in ways you probably haven't heard of.


Well I've never heard of a man being smothered and burned from the waist down.
 
2014-01-05 10:38:02 AM  

oukewldave: Doubt any of the people he owed money to did this.  A dead man has no chance of paying up.  Unless they determined they would never get the money no matter what.  Probably was an angry tenant.


This.  The mob guys would lean on him, and then, give him an out.  They would become his partners, in some of his businesses, and, eventually, he would be forced out, or maybe, disappear or something.  It's the way the mob sets up legit businesses to wash their dirty money.
 
2014-01-05 10:38:10 AM  

Huggermugger: According to his brother Yitzy, "he was a good man, a great man".

/not from TFA


Yitzy, in the schvitz, with a flokn.
 
2014-01-05 10:39:18 AM  
The Donald demonstrating his technique of payos combover to Larry King.

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2014-01-05 10:39:44 AM  

jayphat: mbillips: Wonder why this dirtbag was so far in the hole, considering how he rips people off? Degenerate gambler? Invested in a Ponzi scheme? Expensive girlfriend(s)? Coke habit?

The same way every other ripoff artist is. They over extend themselves and live at their limit like the rest of America


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You have no idea of what goes on with New York Hasidim.
 
2014-01-05 10:39:47 AM  
Wow, with real stories like this who needs Better Call Saul?
 
2014-01-05 10:41:47 AM  
What a country!
 
2014-01-05 10:42:04 AM  
RIP Joaquim de Almeida!
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