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(TreeHugger)   In Miami pedestrians are encouraged to thank drivers who actually stop and obey traffic laws   ( divider line
    More: Florida, pedestrian crosss, priority right, pedestrians, use tax  
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2028 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 8:45 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-05 08:37:10 AM  
2 votes:
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
2014-01-05 09:55:25 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: I wait until I get safely across the street and flip them off...

I'm okay with that, as I am not above driving on the sidewalk.  You are athletic right, if not you're about to be.
2014-01-05 09:37:16 AM  
1 vote:
I was in Orlando, FL with my brother at an intersection waiting for the light. When the walk light (and the green light) came on, We started across the street and a Cadillac whipped in front of us and cut us off. I thumped the rear fender as it passed. The driver screeched to a halt and jumped out and started yelling at me. He looked like a linebacker. I yelled back something (from a safe distance) about pedestrians having the right of way. I was preparing to run when his wife said something like "Bruno, get back in the car and quit making a fool of yourself!" He thankfully followed his wife's instructions. When I thumped the car, I never thought he would actually stop and want to fight. I was much younger then.

2014-01-05 09:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
I do this, but I'm Canadian. Felt like I should apologize for making traffic stop at wait.
2014-01-05 02:35:58 AM  
1 vote:
Up next, a new line of Hallmark cards to thank people for bathing and wiping their ass.
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