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(New Zealand Herald)   Make sure you give your cake baker some guidance on exactly what you'd like, or they'll just get creative   ( divider line
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2014-01-05 11:47:36 AM  
3 votes:
Yep.  Clear instructions will steer you right every time.
2014-01-05 12:06:36 PM  
1 vote:

wumpus: Did they eat the shiat cake or not?
What I pictured for some reason
2014-01-05 08:46:38 AM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of the guy who called up his local bakery and ordered a cake in the shape of a "B". The baker tells him "No problem", and bakes one up. The guy comes down the next day, and tells the baker, "That's almost perfect, but I wanted a lowercase "b". The baker says, "well, that'll take a few days, I gotta order a new cake mold."

The guy says "That's fine, call me when it's done." A few days later, he goes to the bakery, and see what the baker has done. "That looks really good, but I didn't want a "Block B, I really want a "Script B", he tells the baker. Once again, the baker is forced to tell him that it'll take a few days for a new mold.

A few days later, the baker calls the guy, and he goes down to inspect the cake. "Oh no", he says. "There's no way that this cake can have white frosting. It has to be royal blue!" The exasperated baker says "OK, fine!" It'll be ready tomorrow."

The next day, the client comes in, and the baker has a lowercase script "B" cake in royal blue. "That's PERFECT!" the client exclaims.

The baker asks "So where do you want me to ship the cake?" "Oh don't bother, the guy replies. "I'll eat it here!"
2014-01-05 08:27:18 AM  
1 vote:

Lipspinach: Why the hell is the mayor involved?

And what kind of pisspot hole in the wall city is supposedly embarassed about something like this.

Much adoo about nothing.
2014-01-05 08:23:24 AM  
1 vote:
"Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald...I don't make cakes as a business. It is just a hobby..."
2014-01-05 08:10:25 AM  
1 vote:
And it's not even sexy.
2014-01-05 08:09:27 AM  
1 vote:
Should I feign rage or laugh my ass off?
Decisions, decicions.....
2014-01-05 08:08:31 AM  
1 vote:
Haha! Complete with little bits of corn...brilliant!
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