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(SFGate)   In another attempt to get Arizona its own tag, Steven Seagal is thinking about running for governor there   (sfgate.com ) divider line
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1620 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 7:30 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 08:19:43 AM  
5 votes:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


Why is it then that Fox News and other GOP shills will give airtime to any 2 bit actor or recording artist for supporting their agenda, no matter how past their prime and/or embarrassing the "star" (I'm looking at you Victoria Jackson, Ted Nugent, Craig T Nelson).
2014-01-05 07:47:01 AM  
5 votes:
It's ok, the stuntman will actually sign the bills.
2014-01-05 07:44:57 AM  
4 votes:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


It's easy to get in before the people in your imagination.
2014-01-05 07:43:40 AM  
4 votes:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


Ronald Reagan
2014-01-05 08:12:52 AM  
3 votes:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


That's just about the dumbest attempt at spin I've ever read.
2014-01-05 08:12:27 AM  
3 votes:
Lets see.

Republican? Check.
"Christian"? Check.
Cop-Worshiper? Check.
White? Check.
Tough guy image? Check.
Mediocre actor? Check.
Antisemite? Check.
Dumber'n a sack of dogshiat? Check.

Yep, he's qualified. He's the perfect GOP candidate.
2014-01-05 05:24:18 PM  
2 votes:
If he gets some daily hands-on action beating the shiat out of illegal border crossers and drug smugglers, I'm all for it.
2014-01-05 09:29:13 AM  
2 votes:

Deathfrogg: "Christian"? Check.


Not really sure what you mean by "Christian" because he is an avowed Buddhist. There's also this bizarre gem: From the Wikipedia: "In February 1997, lama Penor Rinpoche from Palyul monastery announced that Seagal was a tulku, and specifically the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, a 17th-century terton (treasure revealer) of the Nyingma, the oldest sect of Tibetan Buddhism."

As a bonus for the Family Values crowd, he married a woman in Japan and had two kids with her, both apparently are actors/models. He left his family in Japan to return to work in the USA. He met one actress and married her BEFORE his divorce to his Japanese wife was finalized. Then, while married to the second wife, he met another actress and had a child with her out of wedlock. When the second wife found out, the marriage was annulled. Then he married the third lady with whom he had the affair and who gave him his third child. That marriage died when it was found he was having an affair with another woman with whom he fathered another child. He did not marry the home-wrecker this time, however, and instead married yet another woman who he met when she was acting as his interpreter while in Mongolia. He has apparently been faithful to her, though there have been allegations and lawsuits of sexual harassment from people who worked on his projects throughout his career. If nothing else, he is strongly fertile as he wound up with 7 children and 2 grandchildren so far.

Since Family Values voters don't actually care about family values, such as respecting the institution of marriage and not committing adultery, none of that would matter to them. He's a shoe-in! They may take exception with the Buddhist thing, but he's Tough On Crime, so it counterbalances. But he's also worked with PETA, so that might turn a few heads....if anyone notices. Which they won't.
2014-01-05 08:05:32 AM  
2 votes:

RussianPooper: RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .

Ronald Reagan


Arnold Schwarzenegger
2014-01-05 08:05:13 AM  
2 votes:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


Go sit in the corner img.fark.net
2014-01-05 07:45:37 AM  
2 votes:
He's so busy gettin shiat done, he needs two watches.
2014-01-05 10:12:04 PM  
1 vote:

UseLessHuman: The only reason all these actors run for office is because they can AFFORD TO.  That's the defining feature of our political class, they can all AFFORD to run for office.  It doesn't matter if they are crazy idiots who cry after sex.  They have the money and the ego and that's all it takes.


And, because we believe that the rich deserve to be rich because they're better than the poor, thanks to the combination of crass materialism and prosperity gospel in America, we'll still vote for them.

Two-faced race-card darling? Sure!
Borderline sociopathic Mormon? Sure!
Tiny crazed libertarian muppet? Sure!
2014-01-05 09:58:26 PM  
1 vote:
The only reason all these actors run for office is because they can AFFORD TO.  That's the defining feature of our political class, they can all AFFORD to run for office.  It doesn't matter if they are crazy idiots who cry after sex.  They have the money and the ego and that's all it takes.
2014-01-05 11:30:44 AM  
1 vote:

InterruptingQuirk: He knows what time it is!


Obvious rug is obvious.
2014-01-05 09:34:59 AM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: RussianPooper: RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .

Ronald Reagan

Now that's just very confusing .I was told he was just a spokesperson . And yet he was from "Hollywood" .


boswelling.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-05 08:47:47 AM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .


Heh, you're so cute. You think that bloated mess would appeal to ANYONE on the left? Hell, moderate republicans would say, "hell no!".
2014-01-05 08:11:33 AM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: RussianPooper: RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .

Ronald Reagan

Now that's just very confusing .I was told he was just a spokesperson . And yet he was from "Hollywood" .


I'm not even sure what your point is, but I'm pretty sure that you could have come at any time and been in before anyone liberal wrote anything remotely similar to that.
2014-01-05 08:04:26 AM  
1 vote:
but hasn't anyone ever seen him run?
2014-01-05 07:57:41 AM  
1 vote:

RussianPooper: RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .

Ronald Reagan


Now that's just very confusing .I was told he was just a spokesperson . And yet he was from "Hollywood" .
2014-01-05 07:56:32 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: RottenEggs: In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .

It's easy to get in before the people in your imagination.


It's nice to be able to consult your imaginary friends.
2014-01-05 07:45:36 AM  
1 vote:
He knows what time it is!

ww2.hdnux.com
2014-01-05 07:42:42 AM  
1 vote:
Other actions stars running for Governor:

Chuck Norris, Texas
Clint Eastwood, Florida
Jackie Chan, Washington
Vin Diesel, New York
Harrison Ford, Wyoming
Sylvester Stallone, Confusion
2014-01-05 07:41:24 AM  
1 vote:
In before the "Hollywood people are smarter and wiser than the rest of us because they are from Hollywood and that alone is reason enough for them to be leaders "  libs crowd .
2014-01-05 07:40:57 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-01-05 07:38:05 AM  
1 vote:
screwface has two heads and four eyes an d'at is the secret to his magic.
Rat
2014-01-05 07:35:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna have to side with the libs on this one and just go with a resounding NO.

 
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