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2014-01-04 09:52:46 PM
lose myself in your loamy loins
 
2014-01-04 09:54:24 PM
drop a deuce in the upper deck
 
2014-01-04 09:54:37 PM
Play the accordion
 
2014-01-04 09:55:29 PM
banish redoctober for stinking up the place
 
2014-01-04 09:55:44 PM
Apparently, the correct answer is "Green Light the Thread"

WTF?!
 
2014-01-04 09:56:35 PM
Shoot my shotgun out the window of my bar.
 
2014-01-04 09:56:49 PM
 
2014-01-04 09:56:56 PM
Stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Blushing Wall Flower: lose myself in your loamy loins


Awesome, I've been trying to come up with a new farky for you forever.
 
2014-01-04 09:57:07 PM

Lucky LaRue: Apparently, the correct answer is "Green Light the Thread"

WTF?!


Behold the power of the accordion!
 
2014-01-04 09:57:08 PM
piss in the ball pit
 
2014-01-04 09:57:38 PM
f*ck
 
2014-01-04 09:58:37 PM
Punch a clown in the face
 
2014-01-04 09:58:42 PM
Stick with the one beer throughout most of the night, slowly drinking it.
 
2014-01-04 09:59:10 PM
You're still a c*nt
 
2014-01-04 10:00:54 PM
Ignore you and surf the internet
 
2014-01-04 10:00:54 PM
Come in like a wrecking ball.
 
2014-01-04 10:02:38 PM

MIAppologia: banish redoctober for stinking up the place


MIA always stifles my creativity...

/We're green, really?
 
2014-01-04 10:03:09 PM
watch 12 consecutive hours of 30 Rock
 
2014-01-04 10:03:32 PM

HotWingAgenda: Stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Blushing Wall Flower: lose myself in your loamy loins

Awesome, I've been trying to come up with a new farky for you forever.


But that's not cool, man.
 
2014-01-04 10:04:16 PM
dammit
 
2014-01-04 10:04:40 PM
Snort coke off this hookers ass
 
2014-01-04 10:05:34 PM
It's my party and I'll pray if I want to.

See SNL was funny many years ago.
 
2014-01-04 10:06:28 PM

redoctober65: MIAppologia: banish redoctober for stinking up the place

MIA always stifles my creativity...

/We're green, really?


The green button and nuke button are right next to each other.
 
2014-01-04 10:09:49 PM
o/
 
2014-01-04 10:10:37 PM

i1156.photobucket.com

 
2014-01-04 10:11:54 PM
Don't cry for me, Ceteris Paribus.
 
2014-01-04 10:19:10 PM

Eutamias21: watch 12 consecutive hours of 30 Rock


Weekend Euta?
 
2014-01-04 10:25:58 PM
c*nt.
 
2014-01-04 10:27:18 PM
Go to bed early
 
2014-01-04 10:29:48 PM

megarian: c*nt.


Your labia majora are clearly visible in your profile picture.
 
2014-01-04 10:30:09 PM

mitchcumstein1: Eutamias21: watch 12 consecutive hours of 30 Rock

Weekend Euta?


Desperate times.
 
2014-01-04 10:32:11 PM
Slowly and lovingly pry my chihuahua's mouth open with my fingers. And then delicately drool chewed up pastrami into his eager throat, like a robin feeding her young chick.
 
2014-01-04 10:32:20 PM
Clog the toilet so bad my wife forces me to run out on Christmas Eve at 9pm because our existing plunger was chewed to shreds by the neighbor's dog.  She will also loudly announce to all the guests that I clog the toilet all the time and my parents didn't teach me how to conserve toilet paper while wiping.  Then her parents will get drunk and her father will ask me if I have colon problems, and her mother will tell me she clogs the toilet all the time, too, as a show of solidarity.
 
2014-01-04 10:34:48 PM

Eutamias21: mitchcumstein1: Eutamias21: watch 12 consecutive hours of 30 Rock

Weekend Euta?

Desperate times.


Hey, I'm here too. No judgement. This is the trust tree.
 
2014-01-04 10:35:58 PM

pissedoffmick: megarian: c*nt.

Your labia majora are clearly visible in your profile picture.


Um, that's my selling point. Duh.
 
2014-01-04 10:37:36 PM
ban everyone in this thread
 
2014-01-04 10:42:51 PM
delete everything in the politics queue? and then bang seven gram rocks.
 
2014-01-04 10:45:05 PM

Raddamant: delete everything in the politics queue? and then bang seven gram rocks.


That happens whether there's a party or not
 
2014-01-04 10:45:25 PM
Invite your mom
 
2014-01-04 10:45:59 PM
Tinkle.

That should match Brett, Charles, and Richard, I win and go to the Super Match.
 
2014-01-04 10:46:29 PM
Oops...I meant INVERT your mom
 
2014-01-04 10:46:52 PM
Exfoliate my scrotum
 
2014-01-04 10:47:21 PM
...then someone will pervert your mom
 
2014-01-04 10:51:25 PM
Drink

/copious amounts
//really fark, no one said drink?
 
2014-01-04 10:51:48 PM
HA! HA! If I want to!!
 
2014-01-04 10:55:12 PM

tuffsnake: HA! HA! If I want to!!


images.sodahead.com
 
2014-01-04 10:56:00 PM
save my farts in a jar
 
2014-01-04 10:58:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-04 11:01:27 PM
ILL SMOKE POT AND MURDER SOMEONE IF I WANNA...

atlretro.com
 
2014-01-04 11:05:46 PM
Hurr
 
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