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(The Atlantic)   Man spends months having a conversation with his local Applebee's on Facebook by responding to everything they post--and they respond to him every single time   (theatlantic.com) divider line 10
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5414 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Jan 2014 at 4:02 AM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 07:48:48 AM  
2 votes:

magicprius: I went to Applebee's on new year's eve because I had received a gift card for Christina. Big mistake. I ended up with food poisoning.


You whored out some poor girl and were paid with a gift card?
2014-01-05 07:27:24 AM  
2 votes:

magicprius: I went to Applebee's on new year's eve because I had received a gift card for Christina. Big mistake. I ended up with food poisoning.


Why would you take Christina's gift card?
2014-01-05 08:12:27 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-05 05:15:59 PM  
1 votes:
It makes sense.  I mean, they don't spend their budget on food.
2014-01-05 10:33:49 AM  
1 votes:

magicprius: Thanks for the laughs guys. We all know I meant Christmas. I should probably not drink and play online at the same time.


Not something you should try at home as there are plenty of pros here who do it better than you ever will.  But if you want to, the trick is that you've got to work your way up to it.  You can't just get smashed and start posting; that only leads to regret and anger. You need to start out slow and build up your tolerance, to the point that you can't log onto Fark unless you've had a fifth and have another fifth at hand.
2014-01-05 08:16:39 AM  
1 votes:

magicprius: I went to Applebee's on new year's eve because I had received a gift card for Christina. Big mistake. I ended up with food poisoning.


Serves you right for stealing poor Christina's gift card.
2014-01-05 06:02:23 AM  
1 votes:
foreveralone.jpg
2014-01-05 12:01:49 AM  
1 votes:
Bored guy + Bored Social Media person for the local store.
2014-01-04 10:59:49 PM  
1 votes:
Should have tried viral marketing for an upscale place. Like Olive Garden.
2014-01-04 10:03:21 PM  
1 votes:
Those wacky Canadians!
 
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