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(New York Daily News)   Hello LaGuardia Airport: Can we have runway Major Deegan Expressway? We're coming in low   (nydailynews.com) divider line 10
    More: Scary, Major Deegan, Deegan Expressway, LaGuardia Airport, Bronx, emergency landing, light aircraft, miracles  
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8453 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2014 at 6:28 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-04 06:54:19 PM  
3 votes:
In the morning it will be sitting wheel-less on milk crates, with the avionics stripped and covered in graffiti tags.
2014-01-04 07:13:46 PM  
2 votes:
Pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
2014-01-04 06:51:39 PM  
2 votes:
The miracle part was they were not beaten to death by cutting off drivers in the Bronx.
2014-01-04 06:31:45 PM  
2 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2014-01-04 07:46:52 PM  
1 votes:

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: Oldiron_79: LemSkroob: Cute, but those types of aircraft don't use LGA.

Teterboro would have been the closest airport that takes private aircraft.

You think people are gonna seriously use this thread to discuss things legitimately and not just post AIRPLANE! quotes? Surely you can't be serious.

Yes we will.  And stop calling me Shirley.


So have you ever been inside a turkish prison?
2014-01-04 07:44:00 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: LemSkroob: Cute, but those types of aircraft don't use LGA.

Teterboro would have been the closest airport that takes private aircraft.

You think people are gonna seriously use this thread to discuss things legitimately and not just post AIRPLANE! quotes? Surely you can't be serious.


Yes we will.  And stop calling me Shirley.
2014-01-04 07:14:09 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: LemSkroob: Cute, but those types of aircraft don't use LGA.

Teterboro would have been the closest airport that takes private aircraft.

You think people are gonna seriously use this thread to discuss things legitimately and not just post AIRPLANE! quotes? Surely you can't be serious.


I am serious.
2014-01-04 07:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

LemSkroob: Cute, but those types of aircraft don't use LGA.

Teterboro would have been the closest airport that takes private aircraft.


You think people are gonna seriously use this thread to discuss things legitimately and not just post AIRPLANE! quotes? Surely you can't be serious.
2014-01-04 06:49:10 PM  
1 votes:
filmfanatic.org
2014-01-04 06:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
That doesn't look like all that miraculous of a landing.
 
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