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(Trust.org)   The recipe for success in this weekend's bitterly-cold NFL games is in each team's tureens of sideline chicken soup. And friggin' oceans of human growth hormone over the years. But yeah, the soup probably pretty important too   (trust.org ) divider line
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2014-01-04 08:05:47 PM  
www.adweek.com
 
2014-01-04 08:43:59 PM  
So it shouldn't hurt?
 
2014-01-04 09:47:59 PM  
For anyone going to these games- olskoo tried and true fan beverage on the Canadian prairies for late season CFL games is a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.

I shiat you not.
 
2014-01-04 09:50:41 PM  

unyon: For anyone going to these games- olskoo tried and true fan beverage on the Canadian prairies for late season CFL games is a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.

I shiat you not.


In our defense, it tastes better than it sounds.  I add a little Better than Bouillon mushroom flavor, and cut the rum in half, and it's a damn fine soup, actually.
 
2014-01-04 11:24:03 PM  

unyon: a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.


*gag*
 
2014-01-04 11:43:23 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: unyon: a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.

*gag*


When the temperatures approach absolute zero, I'm willing to try anything.

/cold here in Phoenix too.
//Less than 50F
///Brrr
 
2014-01-04 11:52:33 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

same thing happened in baseball. damn warrior culture.
 
2014-01-05 12:00:36 AM  
Butter's creamy goo?
 
2014-01-05 12:00:52 AM  
Hey now, some Farkers told me that pro sports are clean and that drug testing catches all the users. At least that is what they said about the Biogenesis guys and Braun
 
2014-01-05 12:33:43 AM  
I say you arent a real fan unless you show up with nothing but body paint above the belt.
 
2014-01-05 12:39:52 AM  
That headline read like a Japanese person using Google translator
 
2014-01-05 01:19:59 AM  
came for a chunky soup ad , leaving happy and hungry for chunky soup
 
2014-01-05 01:31:32 AM  
if I know Mike Brown, the Bengals will be lucky to have lukewarm ramen on the sidelines tomorrow.
 
2014-01-05 01:50:35 AM  
A nice thick layer of Vasiline works wonders on your face in the cold(unless you're a teenager).
 
2014-01-05 02:01:07 AM  

Oldiron_79: I say you arent a real fan unless you show up with nothing but body paint above the belt.


Sorry man, the chiefs were knocked out already so having everyone covered in red from diamond cutter injuries probably won't play off well on TV.
 
2014-01-05 02:26:24 AM  

Swordblade: if I know Mike Brown, the Bengals will be lucky to have lukewarm ramen on the sidelines tomorrow.


So much this.

/Bengals fan
 
2014-01-05 03:40:20 AM  
Photo of the author:
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2014-01-05 03:55:51 AM  

Swordblade: if I know Mike Brown, the Bengals will be lucky to have lukewarm ramen on the sidelines tomorrow.


Sounds like you know Mike Brown.
 
2014-01-05 09:17:02 AM  
I am excited to watch the Green Bay game just to see the cold weather lols
 
2014-01-05 10:45:59 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [www.adweek.com image 652x367]


I keep expecting Aaron Rodgers' mom to photobomb those commercials.
 
2014-01-05 10:46:20 AM  
Where did this idiot get his degree?

FTA:  A lot of sidelines will have warm chicken broth available. It tastes good, it's going to be warm and help warm them internally.

No, it does not warm a body internally anymore than drinking 40 degree water cools a body internally.

Idiot.
 
2014-01-05 12:46:24 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: unyon: a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.

*gag*


Hey man.  It's booze soup. Booze.  Soup.
 
2014-01-05 12:53:27 PM  

kudayta: Palmer Eldritch: unyon: a hot thermos of beef bouillon and rum.

*gag*

When the temperatures approach absolute zero, I'm willing to try anything.

/cold here in Phoenix too.
//Less than 50F
///Brrr


Are they playing in outer space?
 
2014-01-05 02:01:04 PM  
I hate pages that don't display right on mobile devices...
 
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