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(New York Daily News)   Seattle woman has three-hour orgasm that lands her in the hospital, her boyfriend in the hall of fame   (nydailynews.com) divider line 112
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2014-01-04 02:09:04 PM  
"Doctor, will she come out of this?"
 
2014-01-04 02:24:40 PM  
reportedly still shaky after the incident, but vows to get back on that horse
 
2014-01-04 05:07:41 PM  
Cytherea?
 
2014-01-04 05:31:45 PM  
Pffffft. Women don't have orgasms.
 
2014-01-04 05:32:07 PM  
Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.
 
2014-01-04 05:33:20 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.


"Problem"?
 
2014-01-04 05:34:21 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.


Or how to induce it.
 
2014-01-04 05:34:34 PM  
Another A&E commercial disguised as a news article..
 
2014-01-04 05:35:30 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.


Yeah, well the boyfriend was going to sue if they ran that part. He's already signed a merchandise deal.
 
2014-01-04 05:36:03 PM  
Lemme guess, she just graduated from that orgasm class that morning.
 
2014-01-04 05:37:07 PM  
Big Jim salutes you mister put your girlfriend in the ER with your dick and actually mean it.

www.labproductions.com(click for video)
 
2014-01-04 05:37:09 PM  

OregonVet: Cytherea?


No, that would be a ballistic orgasm.
 
2014-01-04 05:37:33 PM  
s18.postimg.org
 
2014-01-04 05:37:33 PM  
I guess she is looking for the guy from the Viagra commercial with the over 4 hour long reaction?
 
2014-01-04 05:37:43 PM  
So, a muscle contraction?
 
2014-01-04 05:37:57 PM  

Aussie_As: insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.

Yeah, well the boyfriend was going to sue if they ran that part. He's already signed a merchandise deal.


Yeah with Doc Johnson.
 
2014-01-04 05:38:16 PM  
I admit it.  I was the one who caused that.  My bad.
 
2014-01-04 05:38:34 PM  
 
2014-01-04 05:39:05 PM  
Oglaf's wish dolly strikes again.
 
2014-01-04 05:42:16 PM  

Mrbogey: Oglaf's wish dolly strikes again.


Cock rampage!!
 
2014-01-04 05:42:23 PM  

Smoking GNU: Lemme guess, she just graduated from that orgasm class that morning.


She graduated Magna Cum Loudly.
 
2014-01-04 05:53:12 PM  

styckx: Another A&E commercial disguised as a news article..


I didn't realize A&E bought TLC from Discovery.
 
2014-01-04 05:54:41 PM  
and the proof???


/she gets them their 15 minutes
//ok 1/2 hour
///own show??
 
2014-01-04 05:54:55 PM  

Plush_Cthulhu: Mrbogey: Oglaf's wish dolly strikes again.

Cock rampage!!


Fark is a peaceful Fellatiocracy. We need no knob ruckus.
 
2014-01-04 05:55:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Smoking GNU: Lemme guess, she just graduated from that orgasm class that morning.

She graduated Magna Cum Loudly.


Class of '69.
 
2014-01-04 05:56:15 PM  
I can give a woman a 3 hour orgasm, just axe your mom subby.
 
2014-01-04 05:56:49 PM  
Is it even possible to drink wine or speak or really do anything (except orgasm) during an orgasm? Maybe it's different for women?
 
2014-01-04 05:58:42 PM  
she was faking
 
2014-01-04 05:59:47 PM  
Yikes.  Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes....
 
2014-01-04 05:59:48 PM  
Is she a pig? Pigs have very long orgasms. I doubt foxes do.
 
2014-01-04 06:01:57 PM  

brimed03: insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.

Or how to induce it.


Pepper, of course :D
 
2014-01-04 06:04:15 PM  
3 hours? Pffft.. Amateur
 
2014-01-04 06:04:59 PM  

houstondragon: brimed03: insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.

Or how to induce it.

Pepper, of course :D


I *have* heard tell of women who orgasm when they sneeze...
 
2014-01-04 06:06:41 PM  

houstondragon: brimed03: insertsnarkyusername: Of course that article has nothing on the medical problem that caused it.

Or how to induce it.

Pepper, of course :D


imageshack.us
 
2014-01-04 06:07:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-04 06:11:37 PM  

4.bp.blogspot.com
O. RLY

 
2014-01-04 06:14:09 PM  
I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
 
2014-01-04 06:14:12 PM  
Did the doctor inform them that she'd used up her lifetime supply during the 3 hours?
 
2014-01-04 06:16:31 PM  
A three hour orgasm?


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-01-04 06:20:42 PM  
What about him? Another selfish woman who's only focused on hers. Did she even cuddle afterward?
 
2014-01-04 06:25:36 PM  
Meanwhile us guys struggle to imagine an orgasm lasting 30 seconds.

Any women want to enlighten us as to what, exactly, the hell sort of feel goes with a 5 minute one?

/i'll be in my bunk, with my notepad and uh, my pencil, to take notes.
 
2014-01-04 06:30:48 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: [i.imgur.com image 683x694]



Look's like a gov'ment worker to me.
 
2014-01-04 06:33:56 PM  

Deadite: Big Jim salutes you mister put your girlfriend in the ER with your dick and actually mean it.

(click for video)


Came for this, satisfied..

/The Capitol of Nebraska is LINCOLN!
 
2014-01-04 06:43:40 PM  

JayCab: Danger Avoid Death: Smoking GNU: Lemme guess, she just graduated from that orgasm class that morning.

She graduated Magna Cum Loudly.

Class of '69.


Summa Cum Lauder than others.
 
2014-01-04 06:44:06 PM  

Deadite: Big Jim salutes you mister put your girlfriend in the ER with your dick and actually mean it.

[www.labproductions.com image 271x171](click for video)



It's how I learned I'm going to be a dad in seven months.

/heart attack during orgasm
 
2014-01-04 06:46:57 PM  
That's...gotta be extremely painful.
 
2014-01-04 06:51:06 PM  
True story, Had an Ex that we had a 4 hour run where she had approx. 7 orgasms. I, on the other hand had a sore penis. She mentioned this in front of my wife. That threesome was definitely out.


/CSB
 
2014-01-04 06:52:31 PM  

ShavedApe: Deadite: Big Jim salutes you mister put your girlfriend in the ER with your dick and actually mean it.

[www.labproductions.com image 271x171](click for video)


It's how I learned I'm going to be a dad in seven months.

/heart attack during orgasm


Yeah, springing that on you while your cumming....serious stressor there.
 
2014-01-04 06:58:29 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: ShavedApe: Deadite: Big Jim salutes you mister put your girlfriend in the ER with your dick and actually mean it.

[www.labproductions.com image 271x171](click for video)


It's how I learned I'm going to be a dad in seven months.

/heart attack during orgasm

Yeah, springing that on you while your cumming....serious stressor there.



Keyboard.  You owe me one.  Diet Coke is bad for keyboards.
 
2014-01-04 06:58:58 PM  
I've put x3 women in the hospital due to large penis size.

One of the few things I actually can brag about.

/snorts whinney
 
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