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2014-01-04 10:37:24 AM
uh... a smile?
 
2014-01-04 10:43:34 AM
If I'm an instructor, a bib and a condom.
 
2014-01-04 10:43:50 AM

FlashHarry: uh... a smile?


^^^
 
2014-01-04 10:52:33 AM
Something machine washable.
 
2014-01-04 11:26:12 AM
A robe and a wizard hat?
 
2014-01-04 12:03:25 PM
Whatever, as long as it's... becoming.
 
2014-01-04 12:03:38 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-04 12:35:03 PM
media.cdn.impericon.com

She is looking for the "Big O", amirite?
 
2014-01-04 12:39:39 PM
www.visualphotos.com
 
2014-01-04 01:32:08 PM
Bu-khaki?
 
2014-01-04 01:39:56 PM
I think she could get the same results by looking at gay porn for a week while her boyfriend was gone.

"Oh look, I focused on sex and somehow that made me more interested, imagine that!"

/what? If men like lesbo porn, don't be surprised...
 
2014-01-04 01:44:03 PM
Protection.
 
2014-01-04 02:12:53 PM
www.mitchellandness.com
 
2014-01-04 02:13:33 PM
The first day is always about orientation, subby.
 
2014-01-04 02:15:06 PM
skreened.com
 
2014-01-04 02:16:01 PM
Nothing?
 
2014-01-04 02:17:09 PM
TFA:  With my boyfriend, it's a little different. I do it when I'm tired, annoyed at him, or not feeling it. But no matter how a session in the sack starts, I always want to come. Which presents me with a serious predicament: blue vagina.

Lady, sex doesn't come with a guaranteed orgasm, but if this is a problem, maybe it's your boyfriend that needs classes on sex.
 
2014-01-04 02:18:53 PM
My 'O' face.
 
2014-01-04 02:19:01 PM
www.stgeorgeutah.com
 
2014-01-04 02:19:12 PM

Trocadero:


That was awesome. I loled.
 
2014-01-04 02:19:37 PM
it's a myth.
 
2014-01-04 02:19:45 PM

SecretAgentWoman: I think she could get the same results by looking at gay porn for a week while her boyfriend was gone.

"Oh look, I focused on sex and somehow that made me more interested, imagine that!"

/what? If men like lesbo porn, don't be surprised...


CSB time

My ex wife was into that kinda thing, but then she wanted to watch that kind of thing with me and didn't warn me ahead of time. Just popped in a tape (yes back in the vcr days) called "Vam-BI-res". I had no idea what I was watching when she popped it in since it was apparent she had watched some of it before I got home and didn't rewind it. Starts with a scene where a guy convinced a girl to get it on and he has her up on a table or bench of some kind and he's going to town when another guy walks in. At this point I was thinking ok, they're going to tag team the girl. But that's not what happened, as the second guy walks up behind the dude that was farking the girl, spread his cheeks and started goin'. When I asked her why she thought I'd want to see that she says "Well it turns me on and I figured you might like it too, it has girls in it."

/no that isn't why she's my ex.
//to orgasm school you wear a bib, a vibrating cockring and some goggles.
 
2014-01-04 02:19:46 PM
Something with easy access?
 
2014-01-04 02:21:13 PM
Whatever you like: it's come as you are.

/ boom
 
2014-01-04 02:22:12 PM
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2014-01-04 02:23:53 PM
Something that no one else is wearing
/Link
 
2014-01-04 02:24:14 PM
www.rebreatherlab.com
 
2014-01-04 02:24:23 PM
i guess 20 minutes of anal licking to start it off is not included in the article....

/drtfa
 
2014-01-04 02:25:33 PM

SecretAgentWoman: I think she could get the same results by looking at gay porn for a week while her boyfriend was gone.

"Oh look, I focused on sex and somehow that made me more interested, imagine that!"

/what? If men like lesbo porn, don't be surprised...


Ghey pr0n is really hot.

Look, author of article, all you need is a couple of drinks to relax you and an off-balance washing machine. Seriously, "orgasm school"?
 
2014-01-04 02:25:35 PM
FTA: "I've never been self-conscious when it comes to having sex. Not even periods have stopped me."

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-04 02:25:52 PM
In my 8th grade science glass a girl was trying to talk about "living orgamisms" and instead said "living orgasms". The whole class cracked up, and my lab partner shouted out "Can I be Stacey's lab partner?". The teacher was kind enough to let her leave the room until her embarrassment level, not to mention her very pink face, faded back to normal.
 
2014-01-04 02:26:33 PM

Danger Avoid Death: In my 8th grade science glass a girl was trying to talk about "living orgamisms" and instead said "living orgasms". The whole class cracked up, and my lab partner shouted out "Can I be Stacey's lab partner?". The teacher was kind enough to let her leave the room until her embarrassment level, not to mention her very pink face, faded back to normal.


So did she come or what?
 
2014-01-04 02:26:59 PM
Or maybe you could throw that magic rabbit vibro into the playbook?   Oh, no, that sounds way too kinky!
/author sounds kinda boring as in not up for new things
 
2014-01-04 02:27:24 PM
Wait, she wants to take a class in "Emotional Theater"?  And here I thought women received that diploma at birth.  Is there some kind grad school for that?
 
2014-01-04 02:29:13 PM

zvoidx: FTA: "I've never been self-conscious when it comes to having sex. Not even periods have stopped me."

[i.imgur.com image 301x350]


What? You've never farked a woman when she's on her period? It's not bad at all, usually warmer and moister and it sometimes helps their cramps. Just be sure to throw a towel underneath.
 
2014-01-04 02:29:47 PM
mistletoe taped to my navel
 
2014-01-04 02:30:46 PM

bearded clamorer: If I'm an instructor, a bib and a condom.


Pfft. A raincoat and a rainhat if I'm teaching it. I might need the condom later.
 
2014-01-04 02:31:19 PM
If you're male and not an American, a turtleneck and a hoodie.

If you <i>are</i> American, just a tank top.
 
2014-01-04 02:36:22 PM
A merkin, if it's chilly.
 
2014-01-04 02:36:41 PM

zvoidx: FTA: "I've never been self-conscious when it comes to having sex. Not even periods have stopped me."


img.fark.net
i know that feel, bro....i know that feel.
 
2014-01-04 02:38:29 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: zvoidx: FTA: "I've never been self-conscious when it comes to having sex. Not even periods have stopped me."

[i.imgur.com image 301x350]

What? You've never farked a woman when she's on her period? It's not bad at all, usually warmer and moister and it sometimes helps their cramps. Just be sure to throw a towel underneath.


Yeah this.

Farking women while they are on their periods is one of life's greatest experiences.

Afterwards, just make sure to say: "Holy shiat, I farked you so hard I made you bleed your own blood!"
 
2014-01-04 02:40:51 PM
The school part sounds fun, but I bet the homework is a biatch

/rimshot!
 
2014-01-04 02:41:53 PM
Could have gone to Youporn and watched a few G-Spot Massages and saved a lot of time.
 
2014-01-04 02:43:18 PM

Weatherkiss: [www.rebreatherlab.com image 323x431]


OK, how did you know I like blondes in rubber?  Are you psychic or something?
 
2014-01-04 02:44:12 PM

dragonchild: TFA:  With my boyfriend, it's a little different. I do it when I'm tired, annoyed at him, or not feeling it. But no matter how a session in the sack starts, I always want to come. Which presents me with a serious predicament: blue vagina.

Lady, sex doesn't come with a guaranteed orgasm, but if this is a problem, maybe it's your boyfriend that needs classes on sex.


If you give the lady parts the attention they deserve, it's rare there isn't an orgasm in my experience. Regular vaginal intercourse doesn't always work for all women, but usually there are other ways to get her to where she want to be.
 
2014-01-04 02:46:21 PM

thepeterd: [www.visualphotos.com image 488x670]


Bukkake suit?

I bukkake supposed to have KKK in it? Too many Ks?
 
2014-01-04 02:47:56 PM

ka1axy: [d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net image 500x387]



Her clit's gotta face on it.

Horizontal smile in a vertical smile?
 
2014-01-04 02:49:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: zvoidx: FTA: "I've never been self-conscious when it comes to having sex. Not even periods have stopped me."

[i.imgur.com image 301x350]

What? You've never farked a woman when she's on her period? It's not bad at all, usually warmer and moister and it sometimes helps their cramps. Just be sure to throw a towel underneath.


So if this was an NHL thread, you'd be a Redwings fan.
 
2014-01-04 02:51:15 PM
Why did I read that as Origami School?
 
2014-01-04 02:51:54 PM
Pearl necklace?
 
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