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(CNN)   Pope calls nunnery on New Year's Eve, has to leave a message on their machine. "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer?"   (cnn.com) divider line 50
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2014-01-04 09:49:09 AM
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2014-01-04 09:51:50 AM
Nun of your business
 
2014-01-04 10:26:23 AM
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2014-01-04 11:08:15 AM
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/oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot
 
2014-01-04 11:33:11 AM
Lights out at nine, candles out at 9:30.
 
2014-01-04 11:58:26 AM
I'm sure they were in the habit of celebrating.
 
2014-01-04 12:00:28 PM

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2014-01-04 12:01:55 PM
"Mother Superior, is your refrigerator running?"
 
2014-01-04 12:32:53 PM
Perhaps they were on the run.
 
2014-01-04 12:56:25 PM
"Um... yeah, um... this is the, uh, Holy Father... you know, the Pope... um... if you're there, pick up... c'mon, vespers is over, pick up... yeah, well.... um.... when you, uh, get this message, can you like, I don't know, call me back or something?"
 
2014-01-04 01:28:47 PM

Sybarite: Perhaps they were on the run.


We'll need Banned on the Run to provide photographic evidence of what nuns on the run look like.
 
2014-01-04 01:30:15 PM
It's not what they were doing but who they were doing. Whore houses get busy during the holidays.
 
2014-01-04 01:30:32 PM
Working for Brazzers?
 
2014-01-04 01:31:22 PM

AbiNormal: It's not what they were doing but who they were doing. Whore houses get busy during the holidays.


I see my job is done here.
 
2014-01-04 01:33:25 PM
The Mother Superior was shocked
To find nuns where the candles were locked
She said "All you nuns
Should behave more like guns
and only go off when you're cocked."
 
2014-01-04 01:33:35 PM
Get me to a nunnery!

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2014-01-04 01:34:29 PM

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2014-01-04 01:40:09 PM
It's moister in the cloister.
 
2014-01-04 01:43:05 PM
Popes PR department is on overdrive more than Kanye pimping Kim.
 
2014-01-04 01:44:33 PM

Badmoodman: Get me to a nunnery!

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Pope's making a booty call, and I can see why.
 
2014-01-04 01:44:46 PM
"This is your FINAL NOTICE that you can lower the mortgage on your soul. Operators are standing by right now."
 
2014-01-04 01:46:09 PM
"Your dog is inna my flower bed again, why you no tie him up."
 
2014-01-04 01:46:11 PM
His message:  Happy New Year. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. But that goes without saying.
 
2014-01-04 01:49:42 PM
They were busy making a sandwich for their husband Jesus.
 
2014-01-04 01:54:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nun of your business


We're done here. Somebody get the lights.
 
2014-01-04 01:54:43 PM
The nuns in the nunnery were busy nunning. Duh.
 
2014-01-04 01:56:53 PM
Baitin'. Furiously.
 
2014-01-04 02:00:28 PM
I hope he was calling to tell them to stop trying to prevent people from planning the number of children they have and get to work helping the poor.

You don't have to help create more poor people for job security, I doubt we are ever going to run out. And if we do you can always help the sick and the homeless.
 
2014-01-04 02:01:42 PM
Physical Fitness -- 30 push ups in the cucumber patch.
 
2014-01-04 02:03:25 PM

theflatline: Popes PR department is on overdrive more than Kanye pimping Kim.


Or, OR, i mean it's a slight possibility here...that the article is telling the truth and Frankie the Pope knew the nun and simply wished to call and wish her  a happy new year and for shiats and giggles (the none woodsy kind) he spoke to everyone there because he's a decent human being.

I know CEO types automatically sign over their souls once they gain a position of power, but there's the slightest smallest chance Frankie's still human.
 
2014-01-04 02:11:50 PM
If this was a Friday, I could understand, since nun is the only meat that priests can eat on Friday.
 
2014-01-04 02:13:18 PM
I should snark about the lack of progress in the CC on a number of fronts, but then reality nudges me and tells me to get some perspective.

He's only had the job for a few months and he's fighting centuries of calcified bad habits and resistance to change.  Taking 'that' into consideration, I'll give him a 'good jerb, Frankie' and withhold snark until they give me serious reason to re-engage Snark Mode.

Despite my better judgement...

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2014-01-04 02:25:47 PM
$10, your holiness, just like out on the streets.
 
2014-01-04 02:41:26 PM

Nightjars: If this was a Friday, I could understand, since nun is the only meat that priests can eat on Friday.


Something fishy about that....
 
2014-01-04 02:46:55 PM
Zero nuns home.
 
2014-01-04 02:59:31 PM
I imagine they were in great peril
 
2014-01-04 03:02:47 PM
Uh, maybe they were all praying? Jesus, Pope, you're such a dick sometimes.
 
2014-01-04 03:04:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-04 03:06:13 PM
Maybe they were out riding their bikes...

/It must be the cobblestones.
 
2014-01-04 03:09:01 PM
 
2014-01-04 03:09:19 PM
Well, this makes sense:

FTA: "The message from Pope Francis was to never lose hope, because sadness leads to spiritual sloth and hopelessness," said Sister Adriana.

Clearly, if you've lost "hope" you are "hopeless" and hence suffering from "hopelessness."

Here's Hope: static.tvgcdn.net Hint -- Little girl on the right.

Sloth: img.fark.net
 
2014-01-04 03:30:40 PM

HammerHeadSnark: Well, this makes sense:

FTA: "The message from Pope Francis was to never lose hope, because sadness leads to spiritual sloth and hopelessness," said Sister Adriana.

Clearly, if you've lost "hope" you are "hopeless" and hence suffering from "hopelessness."

Here's Hope: [static.tvgcdn.net image 300x206] Hint -- Little girl on the right.

Sloth: [img.fark.net image 597x348]


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2014-01-04 03:51:54 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: HammerHeadSnark: Well, this makes sense:

FTA: "The message from Pope Francis was to never lose hope, because sadness leads to spiritual sloth and hopelessness," said Sister Adriana.

Clearly, if you've lost "hope" you are "hopeless" and hence suffering from "hopelessness."

Here's Hope: [static.tvgcdn.net image 300x206] Hint -- Little girl on the right.

Sloth: [img.fark.net image 597x348]

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2014-01-04 03:52:09 PM
They better not make a habit of missing the Pope's call. He'd be nun too pleased.
 
2014-01-04 04:17:26 PM

dragonchild: Sybarite: Perhaps they were on the run.

We'll need Banned on the Run to provide photographic evidence of what nuns on the run look like.


Yeah. It sucks that he never shows up on weekends.

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www.thisishorror.co.uk

I mean, it's hell having to search for this stuff myself. But I do it because I care.
 
2014-01-04 06:00:48 PM
chastudio.files.wordpress.com
www.refinery29.com
www.refinery29.com
 
2014-01-04 07:30:37 PM
Wildcard games tonight, duh
 
2014-01-04 08:11:04 PM
No idea what they could be up to, unless they were just kind of scissorring or something.
 
2014-01-04 09:04:53 PM
ts1.explicit.bing.net
 
2014-01-05 03:52:27 AM
Maybe not "sexy" but definitely cute:

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