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(Guardian)   Massive weekend in the UK as the FA Cup goes into the third round. Notable games this weekend are Man City kicking off at Blackburn, Everton hosting QPR, Cardiff at Newcastle, and of course a North London Derby between Arsenal and Spurs   ( divider line
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2014-01-05 10:30:38 AM  
2 votes:
Hey look, Mourinho's going for the draw. Torres is warming up.
2014-01-05 08:51:52 AM  
2 votes:

SomebodyElsesShoes: West Ham, you suck.

Five-nil, and West Ham are lucky to have nil.
2014-01-05 01:18:37 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: Dammit. Of course I missed the past 10 minutes with an errand. What happened?

ManU got Boned.
2014-01-05 08:46:31 AM  
1 vote:
I love seeing cupsets.

Norfolking Chance: So the West Ham reserves are down 4-0 by the European Cup winners* Nottingham Forrest.

*It was a long time ago

Paging Brian Clough, Mr. Clough to the wihite courtesy phone....
2014-01-04 02:08:04 PM  
1 vote:

AtariGod: I guess we still have the Europa league.

And fark you Spurs for making me type that.
2014-01-04 02:06:53 PM  
1 vote:
Well don't worry Spurs fans, now you can focus on the Europa League, and getting back to the Europa League next year.
2014-01-04 01:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: I think someone cast a curse on the Arsenal striker spot. Who do they have left besides Podolski?

Whoever we buy, I guess
2014-01-04 01:29:51 PM  
1 vote:
Morgan called the English cricket team a bunch of girls after being roughed up by the bowling of Mitchel Johnson (Australian fast bowler). Brett Lee (an Australian cricketer bowler mostly retired) called him out and said he Morgan new sweet F.A. of what it was like to be at the reciving end of 90+ mph hostile bowling and to face him for an over.

So in the morning before a game in the last test Morgan faced Brett Lee (who at his prime was a 90+ mph) for six balls.

Morgan ended up battered, bruised and a broken rib

Video (thats basically a slightly smaller base ball being bounced into his ribs at around 85mph)

2014-01-04 01:06:04 PM  
1 vote:

Langston: Jimmy Scheisskopf: Osama  Bin-laden was a Gooner as well.  Sensing a pattern here . . .

Worse than both: Piers Morgan

It might be spelled "Piers Morgan" but it's pronounced " Contemptible rat-faced coontrag."
2014-01-04 12:27:52 PM  
1 vote:

AtariGod: Spurs seem to be playing a 4-?-2.

No one will pass the ball to the French kid.

It might be an Arsenal player in disguise.
2014-01-04 11:46:28 AM  
1 vote:
Paul Lambert is a few minutes away from proving himself right that certain PL clubs don't respect the FA cup. Mainly, his club.
2014-01-04 11:35:23 AM  
1 vote:
Good morning/afternoon all. I think I just slept for about 15 hours. Either I slept or somebody slipped something into my drink last night. Either way, I'm well rested.
2014-01-04 11:01:01 AM  
1 vote:
Nikita Jelavic has scored for Everton. We are through the looking glass here people :)  Everton are up 2-0 on QPR.
2014-01-04 10:45:01 AM  
1 vote:
"He's the kind of player that, without being to paranoid, after the half time whistle blows, you mark him into the tunnel."  Great stuff.
2014-01-04 09:18:08 AM  
1 vote:
I work in a pub about 10 minutes from Emirates stadium.

Today is going to suck.
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