MaudlinMutantMollusk: Deputies said there were two other people in the car, but they were not hurt.But were they naked?/Relevant detail has been omitted from this narrative
MrHappyRotter: Subby, you would be a lot happier with yourself and your life if you weren't so judgmental. If you've honestly never found yourself in a position of driving your car into a lake while you were naked, words alone will never be able to explain what it feels like. Being naked and driving your car into a lake is a very personal life choice, and it's a choice that different people from all walks of life make for very different reasons.
Barovelli: Better than getting a dislocated elbow?[i8.photobucket.com image 640x430]
Needlessly Complicated: Ok.. how about he was abducted by aliens. About halfway through what aliens usually do to abductees (after dunking him in the tube filled with that water that you can breathe in), there was a timey-wimey disturbance thingy and their ship got all jostled and the big tube of nutrient brine of whatever broke so it got icky brine all over the inside of the ship and abductee clothes as well as alien electronics and the big gray alien leader's shiny jumpsuit... all soaked. They decide to dump the guy back on earth and punch in the coordinates but instead of making the hyperspace jump at the asteroid formerly known as Pluto, they miscalculated and ended up in the kitchen of a pizza joint. Now, they had been watching episodes of Seinfeld on their videoscilloscope things (or whatever aliens watch TV on) and got the idea to dry the guy's clothes in the pizza oven except they got the setting wrong. So clothes and the leader's shiny suit all burned to a crisp. The aliens give up and just decide to put the naked guy in a car and shove it in a lake.How did the aliens get the car in the first place? That's a very interesting story for another time!
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