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(Daily Mail)   Man who claims to have fired the shot that killed Bin Laden is far too fat and old to be a Navy Seal. I should know. I was in the Core   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 175
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2014-01-04 08:44:55 AM
Also a master of disguise.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-04 09:22:30 AM
I'm sure this will all end well for him. What a lovely group of people to piss off. Nice work.
 
2014-01-04 09:24:32 AM
Booyah!
 
2014-01-04 09:30:34 AM
wife like advertising detected
 
2014-01-04 09:45:17 AM
10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the army finally found Bin Laden.

In his house.
 
2014-01-04 09:45:29 AM
In one stroke pissing off the SEALs, Al Qaeda, and the Colombian cartels? I've got to admit, the guy has balls. I'm sure someone will be along soon to give him a better look at them.
 
2014-01-04 09:46:14 AM
We knew this back when he started spewing this lie, those of us who know the SEALs that is.
 
2014-01-04 09:46:34 AM

Sybarite: Also a master of disguise.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x351]


If I read the captions right, that's actually a real Navy SEAL who called the fake one out.
 
2014-01-04 09:46:50 AM
It's "The Corpse."
 
2014-01-04 09:48:01 AM
So let me get this strait: there are well educated people out there writing checks for hundreds of thousands of dollars to people without looking up the person whose name they are putting on the check.

Man, I'm in the wrong line of work.
 
2014-01-04 09:48:04 AM
The Core was a horrible movie and you should be ashamed of admitting to being in it, Subby.
 
2014-01-04 09:50:25 AM
And people believed this idiot?
 
2014-01-04 09:51:02 AM
Wasn't Pablo Escobar killed by Colombian police?
 
2014-01-04 09:51:05 AM
How much would Marines know about SEALs? Do The jarheads need babysitters that frequently?
 
2014-01-04 09:53:18 AM
Two Medals of Honor and a letter from Oliver North? Sounds legit! Throw money at his fatass.
I'd hate to be a patient of one of those doctors who invested in this guy.
 
2014-01-04 09:53:23 AM
Yeah. Dude looks like a douchebag, desk-driving, mid-level manager at a Fortune 500 company. Or at least most of the ones I've met.
 
2014-01-04 09:53:41 AM
Sadly, the guy who probably did pull the trigger was on the chopper that went down and took a sizeable chunk of SEAL Team 6 with it.

This guy should probably leave the country, soonish.
 
2014-01-04 09:55:01 AM

big pig peaches: So let me get this strait: there are well educated people out there writing checks for hundreds of thousands of dollars to people without looking up the person whose name they are putting on the check.


Yes.  Seriously.  I've worked among the defense contracting circles for years.  Micro (as in a few folks up to 50) defense or IC contractors spring up all the time and all they have to do is tell a good story and people with more money that brains will be throwing cash at them.  I've seen it happen over and over.  I used to try to interdict but finally concluded that this is just how things work.  Fools and their money really do soon part.
 
2014-01-04 09:56:23 AM
How about the "corps?"
 
2014-01-04 09:57:17 AM
You'd think a real SEAL would wear a better rug.
 
2014-01-04 09:57:55 AM
My grandmothers third husband retired a Commander in the SEALs at the age of 45. He did about 5 years in Vietnam and was a salvage dive master on several large projects including the Piper Alpha disaster. Sober, he was the smartest toughguy I ever knew. Drunk, he was a raging psychotic asshole who spent several weeks in a mental hospital as a result. He was interviewed several times over a period of about two months for character development on the movie "Men of Honor" and was a partial inspiration for the Billy Sunday character.

He got so fat after he retired from the salvage company that he couldn't hardly walk.
 
2014-01-04 09:59:05 AM

fatty.fauntleroy:  Fools and their money really do soon part.


How do the fools get the money in the first place.  That's what I want to know.
 
2014-01-04 10:00:11 AM

Gobobo: 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the army finally found Bin Laden.

In his house.


Be fair. He was literally hundreds of feet from a Pakistani military base. Why would they possibly look out of a window?
 
2014-01-04 10:00:56 AM
That guy's more of a Navy WALRUS.
 
2014-01-04 10:04:46 AM

stoli n coke: That guy's more of a Navy WALRUS.



Water, Air, Land, Reclining Uselessly on Sofa.
 
2014-01-04 10:04:54 AM
Pablo killed himself, but Colombian army press released it as they did it to inspire greater patriotism and backing.
 
2014-01-04 10:05:18 AM
If you believed this fat old man was on the Bin Laden raid, you deserve to get fleeced.
 
2014-01-04 10:08:13 AM

big pig peaches: So let me get this strait: there are well educated people out there writing checks for hundreds of thousands of dollars to people without looking up the person whose name they are putting on the check.

Man, I'm in the wrong line of work.


The people who fall for the Nigerian scams are mostly quite well off. Go figure.
 
2014-01-04 10:08:16 AM
s30.postimg.org
 
2014-01-04 10:10:30 AM

bubbadave1056: How about the "corps?"


What are you, an ex-Marine soldier?
 
2014-01-04 10:10:44 AM

rjakobi: The Core was a horrible movie and you should be ashamed of admitting to being in it, Subby.


Hey!
 
2014-01-04 10:21:23 AM
Who the hell are you guys to question this two-time Medal of Honor recipient?
 
2014-01-04 10:23:51 AM
Relatively Obscure

Who the hell are you guys to question this two-time Medal of Honor recipient winner

Trollified for you. *trollface.jpeg*
 
2014-01-04 10:26:00 AM

Relatively Obscure: Who the hell are you guys to question this two-time Medal of Honor recipient?


*Congressional* Medal of Honor. Not Medal of Honor. That's how they taught us Marine Core soldiers.
 
2014-01-04 10:26:23 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Relatively Obscure

Who the hell are you guys to question this two-time Medal of Honor recipient winner

Trollified for you. *trollface.jpeg*


Yeah, that would've been better.
 
2014-01-04 10:32:19 AM
It is well documented that seal team 6 only caused the diversion that allowed the sniper shot to kill Ben Laden.  This shot was taken by none other that CIA agent John Denver.  After faking his death in a plane crash John has been cleaning up messes for America for years.  He has over 400 confirmed kills and some have come at distances exceeding 1500 yards.  This country owed a debt to Mr. Denver's service and we should not forget that.
 
2014-01-04 10:34:36 AM
Meh.  I won four Medals of Honor and several replacement limbs when I served in the Mobile Infantry during the battle for Klendathu.
 
2014-01-04 10:35:30 AM
There is a simple way to tell if people bragging about having done things like this really did them.

If they're bragging about it, they didn't.

A friend of mine (nice girl, not stupid but gullible as all get out) dated a guy who was a retired black ops agent for the CIA. She knows this because he talked about it on Facebook. *eyeroll*
 
2014-01-04 10:35:37 AM
Does anyone have a link to the thread where FLYNAVY was outed?
 
2014-01-04 10:35:54 AM
"She met him at a military-style training camp that he launched in Carson City, Nevada where she met him."

Mighty fine journalism there, hoss.
 
2014-01-04 10:37:59 AM

bigsteve3OOO: It is well documented that seal team 6 only caused the diversion that allowed the sniper shot to kill Ben Laden.  This shot was taken by none other that CIA agent John Denver.  After faking his death in a plane crash John has been cleaning up messes for America for years.  He has over 400 confirmed kills and some have come at distances exceeding 1500 yards.  This country owed a debt to Mr. Denver's service and we should not forget that.


And, you sir, are certifiably Rocky Mountain high.
 
2014-01-04 10:38:28 AM

mbillips: bubbadave1056: How about the "corps?"

What are you, an ex-Marine soldier?


Ex-Marine sailor.  Get it right.
 
2014-01-04 10:39:39 AM

Snarfangel: stoli n coke: That guy's more of a Navy WALRUS.


Water, Air, Land, Reclining Uselessly on Sofa.


Score.
 
2014-01-04 10:41:01 AM

Sybarite: Also a master of disguise.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x351]


Looks stable to me.
 
2014-01-04 10:41:51 AM
On their second night, the power in the hotel went out and Dicken [acted?] unlike that of an experienced military commander.

'He freaked out, picked up his phone... runs into the other room talking to the CIA to have them reposition his satellite so he can make sure that the rebels aren't coming to get him. He says, "alpha, bravo, niner, niner, six, two, the fishing is good in Catalina,"' she told 20/20.


Hm? Why would a local power outage require a satellite to be repositioned?

If I was Ms. Carol Roberts, I'd be kind of offended he thought I was that stupid in the first place.

/Article was written...shiattily.
 
2014-01-04 10:44:30 AM
"He freaked out, picked up his phone... runs into the other room talking to the CIA to have them reposition his satellite so he can make sure that the rebels aren't coming to get him. He says, 'alpha, bravo, niner, niner, six, two, the fishing is good in Catalina,' she told 20/20."

Quit being a pussy and write another check. This guy seems legit.
 
2014-01-04 10:46:27 AM

Sybarite: Also a master of disguise.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x351]


Where have I seen that exact bad rug before? Oh yeah!:

www.jfk-online.com
 
2014-01-04 10:47:10 AM
Meh.  I won four Medals of Honor and several replacement limbs when I served in the Mobile Infantry during the battle for Klendathu.

I want to know more
 
2014-01-04 10:47:28 AM

Prey4reign: bigsteve3OOO: It is well documented that seal team 6 only caused the diversion that allowed the sniper shot to kill Ben Laden.  This shot was taken by none other that CIA agent John Denver.  After faking his death in a plane crash John has been cleaning up messes for America for years.  He has over 400 confirmed kills and some have come at distances exceeding 1500 yards.  This country owed a debt to Mr. Denver's service and we should not forget that.

And, you sir, are certifiably Rocky Mountain high.


~~
It's Pakistani mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Friends loaded in the chopper and Bin Laden's dead.
Pakistani
 mountain high

god bless John Denver, pass the pipe.
 
2014-01-04 10:48:37 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: On their second night, the power in the hotel went out and Dicken [acted?] unlike that of an experienced military commander.

'He freaked out, picked up his phone... runs into the other room talking to the CIA to have them reposition his satellite so he can make sure that the rebels aren't coming to get him. He says, "alpha, bravo, niner, niner, six, two, the fishing is good in Catalina,"' she told 20/20.

Hm? Why would a local power outage require a satellite to be repositioned?

If I was Ms. Carol Roberts, I'd be kind of offended he thought I was that stupid in the first place.

/Article was written...shiattily.


I believe the idea is he needed backup recon because a power outage isn't likely to be a local phenomenon and was OBVIOUSLY the result of his enemies cutting the power so they could prey upon him.

His reaction is still as ridiculously over the top out of a bad movie as possible, but that didn't seem strange that he would treat a power outage as a potential move by his character's enemies.
 
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