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(Edvantage)   Where were all the hot Asian teachers dressed as fairies to alleviate children's fear on the first day back to school when I was a kid?   (edvantage.com.sg) divider line 49
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2014-01-04 08:02:25 AM
I did have this happen to me. Unfortunately it was my 58-year-old shop teacher Mr. Palowski.
 
2014-01-04 09:06:55 AM
That's a purple monkey dishwasher moment Subby.
 
2014-01-04 09:07:16 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I did have this happen to me. Unfortunately it was my 58-year-old shop teacher Mr. Palowski.


scientopia.org
 
2014-01-04 09:07:35 AM
My PE teacher was very strict, if you forgot your kit he made you do the lesson with no pants on.

At least the rules applied to him as well, he always forgot to bring his.
 
2014-01-04 09:09:33 AM
They were in Singapore, subby, just like they are now.
 
2014-01-04 09:18:31 AM

mbillips: They were in Singapore, subby, just like they are now.


Or too busy loving my Uncle long time in the war in Vietfarkingnam.
 
2014-01-04 09:21:09 AM
Yeah, but you put on sparkly wings and start hugging kids WITHOUT being a teacher and they call the police. Fricking double standard.
 
2014-01-04 09:26:48 AM

Cymbal: mbillips: They were in Singapore, subby, just like they are now.

Or too busy loving my Uncle long time in the war in Vietfarkingnam.


you had to pay for them then, just like you have to pay for them now
 
2014-01-04 09:28:20 AM
The Asian fairy at my school taught calculus.
 
2014-01-04 09:32:53 AM
They start the new school year in January?
 
2014-01-04 09:35:35 AM
www.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2014-01-04 09:38:25 AM

ChrisDe: The Asian fairy at my school taught calculus.


Oh my....
 
2014-01-04 10:04:19 AM

Gobobo: My PE teacher was very strict, if you forgot your kit he made you do the lesson with no pants on.

At least the rules applied to him as well, he always forgot to bring his.


I thought we were done with the Sandusky jokes.
 
2014-01-04 10:06:03 AM

cheap_thoughts: They start the new school year in January?


That threw me off too
 
2014-01-04 10:10:31 AM

dopekitty74: cheap_thoughts: They start the new school year in January?

That threw me off too


Not everyone's on the American public school system calender. Japan, for example, starts in April.
 
2014-01-04 10:14:43 AM
FTFA: "For the kids, transitioning to primary school can be overwhelming," she said.

Oh, really?
 
2014-01-04 10:16:02 AM
Article is Fail in regards to Subby's headline. Only one pic of a moderatly hot teacher, the rest are kids.
 
2014-01-04 10:25:35 AM

ChrisDe: The Asian fairy at my school taught calculus.


Oh---


LowbrowDeluxe: ChrisDe: The Asian fairy at my school taught calculus.

Oh my....


*shakes fist clenching star-topped wand*
 
2014-01-04 10:31:40 AM

cheap_thoughts: They start the new school year in January?


Makes more sense than August and September.
 
2014-01-04 10:46:58 AM

doglover:


I think I speak for everyone here when I say. . . EWwwww!
What aisle is the brain bleach?
 
2014-01-04 10:56:47 AM

doglover: [www.thedistractionnetwork.com image 787x1500]


I was handling that pic just fine until I got to the socks.
 
2014-01-04 10:59:55 AM
I had an Asian fairy accost me at a grocery store before. It was a mix of coupons and vegitarian propaganda.

I am now leery of contact with Asian fairies. Even sexual. They won't eat meat.
 
2014-01-04 11:00:21 AM

oukewldave: cheap_thoughts: They start the new school year in January?

Makes more sense than August and September.


Singapore's right on the equator. There is no late-summer harvest to take in before school starts. That's why northern hemisphere schools start in the fall.
 
2014-01-04 11:11:53 AM
not one tentical was attacking anyone..
 
2014-01-04 11:31:19 AM

MyToeHurts: Article is Fail in regards to Subby's headline. Only one pic of a moderatly hot teacher, the rest are kids.


And your typical 6-year-old doesn't really care much about "hot" anyway. Maybe Subby was different that way.
 
2014-01-04 11:55:33 AM
What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-04 12:14:33 PM

SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]


And now without clothes (PNSFW)
 
2014-01-04 12:18:18 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


You magnificent bastard......
 
2014-01-04 12:20:05 PM

LewDux: And now without clothes


Boo, I could barely fap to that.
 
2014-01-04 12:24:14 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


F U
 
2014-01-04 12:30:13 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


Well played. Damn.
 
2014-01-04 12:44:44 PM

mike_d85: I had an Asian fairy accost me at a grocery store before. It was a mix of coupons and vegitarian propaganda.

I am now leery of contact with Asian fairies. Even sexual. They won't eat meat.


Best advice: stop hitting exclusively on Starfleet helmsmen
 
2014-01-04 12:56:30 PM
Yet whenever I break out the robe and wizard hat in front of kids, I get yelled at by moms.
 
2014-01-04 01:07:39 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


Are you a serial killer?
 
2014-01-04 02:28:15 PM

oukewldave: cheap_thoughts: They start the new school year in January?

Makes more sense than August and September.


September made sense for 1800s USA. Kids helped with the harvest back then.
 
2014-01-04 02:40:38 PM

SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]


When I was new to teaching in Japan, a young female teacher was wearing a t-shirt like thing with two random English words, since English on Japanese clothes is for decoration only. The two words were "bisexual male". Being new to Japan, I made the mistake of explaining it to her publicly in the teachers' office with other teachers hearing. In America, it would probably be lololol funny, but I think the laughter was covering up the dread of omg I've been wearing WHAT?
 
2014-01-04 02:46:12 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


At the Hiroshima Peace Park, there are trees that survived the blast, but have a straight line of black apparently on the side that faced the blast.
 
2014-01-04 02:54:27 PM

LewDux: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

And now without clothes (PNSFW)


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-04 04:20:42 PM

SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]


Came here for this.

/please become a hot Asian chick thread
//pretty please?
 
2014-01-04 04:33:13 PM

chozo13: please become a hot Asian chick thread. pretty please?


crow202.org

We're sorry, the text says "nope." However, you might find relevant JPEGs here (possibly NSFW.)
 
2014-01-04 04:38:20 PM

danceswithcrows: chozo13: please become a hot Asian chick thread. pretty please?

[crow202.org image 400x546]

We're sorry, the text says "nope." However, you might find relevant JPEGs here (possibly NSFW.)


I'll be in bunk.
 
2014-01-04 05:09:12 PM
Only in your dreams subby. Only in your dreams
 
2014-01-04 10:42:30 PM
Hot asian teachers and fairies. One of these... two of these things aren't real.

Sorry, I like the real boobs and don't like sticks.
 
2014-01-05 12:50:34 AM
I see more and more Asian babes with White guys these days.

Explain.  Is the market good?
 
2014-01-05 12:53:57 AM

Kevin72: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

When I was new to teaching in Japan, a young female teacher was wearing a t-shirt like thing with two random English words, since English on Japanese clothes is for decoration only. The two words were "bisexual male". Being new to Japan, I made the mistake of explaining it to her publicly in the teachers' office with other teachers hearing. In America, it would probably be lololol funny, but I think the laughter was covering up the dread of omg I've been wearing WHAT?


 So I'm guessing boinking her is pretty much out of the question now, huh.
 
2014-01-05 01:04:36 AM
trong>Stinkyy: Kevin72: SurelyShirley: What a hot Asian school teacher may look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 398x600]

When I was new to teaching in Japan, a young female teacher was wearing a t-shirt like thing with two random English words, since English on Japanese clothes is for decoration only. The two words were "bisexual male". Being new to Japan, I made the mistake of explaining it to her publicly in the teachers' office with other teachers hearing. In America, it would probably be lololol funny, but I think the laughter was covering up the dread of omg I've been wearing WHAT?

 So I'm guessing boinking her is pretty much out of the question now, huh.


I'm a gay male so it didn't cross my mind to boink her.
 
2014-01-05 09:23:32 AM

Stinkyy: I see more and more Asian babes with White guys these days. Explain. Is the market good?


H. Frank Wu's Yellow (book about what it's like to be Asian in the USA) talked about this for a bit. Part of what he said was that Asian folks dating white folks is seen as less threatening/more accepted than black folks or Hispanic folks dating white folks. Also, white men are on average taller than Asian or Hispanic men, and lots of women like tall men better than short men. I am not a social scientist though, so don't take what I said as super-true.

Moar JPEGs!
crow202.org
 
2014-01-05 09:43:15 AM

danceswithcrows: Stinkyy: I see more and more Asian babes with White guys these days. Explain. Is the market good?

H. Frank Wu's Yellow (book about what it's like to be Asian in the USA) talked about this for a bit. Part of what he said was that Asian folks dating white folks is seen as less threatening/more accepted than black folks or Hispanic folks dating white folks. Also, white men are on average taller than Asian or Hispanic men, and lots of women like tall men better than short men. I am not a social scientist though, so don't take what I said as super-true.

Moar JPEGs!
[crow202.org image 533x800]

Interesting!


4.bp.blogspot.com
f0.pepst.com
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2014-01-05 12:14:17 PM
OK, one more:

crow202.org
 
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