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(USA Today)   The 'Bama MILF who did the frog splash onto crowd of OU fans says she was just going all mama pit bull to protect her precious snowflake   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 121
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2014-01-04 07:10:06 AM
There's a Sarah Palin joke in there, but I'm too hungover to find it.
 
2014-01-04 07:19:35 AM
Dumb as a stump. I applaud the OU fan restraint. She is lucky they all didn't respond in kind.
 
2014-01-04 07:24:15 AM
I missed in the article where she apologized to Ohio fans?

I smell a reality show...
 
2014-01-04 07:38:16 AM
Cousin f*cking Alabama piece-of-sh*t hick, stop poaching our oxygen.
 
2014-01-04 07:43:47 AM
Yeah, might as well hide behind your kid. It's not like you've shown any parenting skills jumping into a crowd to physically assault strangers right in front of your children.
 
2014-01-04 07:57:11 AM
She's no doubt flabbergasted that she hasn't been invited to Tuscaloosa by Saban and the Alabama AD to be honored for her dedication and loyalty, and to make matters worse Sandra Bullock hasn't offered to play her in "The Really Blind Side"
 
2014-01-04 08:01:30 AM
Lol tiger rant made her take her photo business website offline after they started leaving messages in her guest book
 
2014-01-04 08:15:57 AM
That's why you don't stick it in crazy, boys.
 
2014-01-04 08:16:48 AM
And, of course, like most of their fans, she didn't go to Alabama.

So her son, who's apparently a high school football player, talks shiat back and forth with Random OU Frat Bro -- something that never happens at football games and totally isn't all in good fun -- and then picks a fight and can't back it up.  Momma Tardbilly then frog-leaps into group of Random OU Frat Bros to defend Little Cletus's honor.  Random OU Frat Bro has the decency to not beat the shiat out of her, and instead works with his buddies to restrain her until security arrives.  And she can't understand why she's seen as the bad guy.

Because of course.
 
2014-01-04 08:40:29 AM
My favorite part of that video is that her husband/boyfriend/whatever saves her dumb ass once, after she stupidly escalates the situation by walking over to those guys and gets in their face, and then dudes back is turned not even one second and she's back over there doing her belly flop.

I don't care how many beers you've had, I don't care what he called your son, that's just stupid. The University of 'Bama ought to ban her from school events for life.
 
2014-01-04 08:45:18 AM
Nothing is more emasculating than having your mother go out of her way to defend your "honor".

I'm thinking that boy isn't gonna bother trying out for the football team in fall.
 
2014-01-04 08:50:18 AM
I kinda like her.  I'm an OU grad, but I would have liked to have seen her beat up the mouthy 90 lb dweeb with the peach fuzz.  I bet she could have taken him if he didn't jump into his boyfriend's arms while it took six of his friends to pull her back.

Feisty women are fun.
 
2014-01-04 08:52:11 AM
Drunk chick is clearly drunk. Great parenting... let's get smashed and start shiat in front of your child. I applaud the OU fans for not going all punchy on her after she attacks them.

I also applaud the camera operator for holding the camera in landscape mode.

/learn to handle your booze, biatch
 
2014-01-04 08:56:42 AM
yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage
 
2014-01-04 09:03:19 AM

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage


Was that momma bear's son acting badass in the video? Nice family.
 
2014-01-04 09:06:16 AM

calbert: and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage


HaHa, ROLL biatch!

Classic.
 
2014-01-04 09:45:53 AM
That leap was majestic as fark.

Good on the OU fans for not beating her ass because those boots to the face would have hurt like a biatch. I freaking hate "fans" that get like this at games. Get a damn grip.
 
2014-01-04 09:48:25 AM

rjakobi: Nothing is more emasculating than having your mother go out of her way to defend your "honor".



Nothing except maybe jumping into your boyfriend's arms when that mom comes to beat you up.

i.imgur.com

Hold me, Justin, that big mean lady is after me.
 
2014-01-04 09:50:26 AM

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage


That's farking awesome. We need a GIF loop of her frog-splashing the frats.
 
2014-01-04 09:51:26 AM

jankyboy: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage

Was that momma bear's son acting badass in the video? Nice family.


"I'LL FIGHT EVERY SOONER IN HERE"
 
2014-01-04 09:52:59 AM

JohnnyBravo: Dumb as a stump. I applaud the OU fan restraint. She is lucky they all didn't respond in kind.


Restraint? Sounds like he was being the douche and taunting a losing fan. His only saving grace was that he didn't hit her, in that crowd he would have gotten beaten down if he had. It wasn't restraint it was a small guy actually thinking before escalating a fight he would have lost badly.
 
2014-01-04 09:59:41 AM

phamwaa: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this: Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student and here's the original video without any audio edited: Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage That's farking awesome. We need a GIF loop of her frog-splashing the frats.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-04 10:01:05 AM
They should just start letting people take numbers when they get into it with other fans at a game, then once the game ends they clear off the field and set up a ring where fans can duke it out postgame, gladiator-style. More beer sales!
 
2014-01-04 10:04:09 AM
Meh, plenty of douchbaggery to go around, but drunk grandma should have kept her shiat together. Ignorant redneck be redneckin'
 
2014-01-04 10:11:25 AM
Id hit it
 
2014-01-04 10:15:47 AM

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage


Still that's shown from only his side, there was shiat said to provoke that reaction shiat doesn't just escalate without a reason.
 
2014-01-04 10:15:48 AM
There's a reason they call it "houndstooth" and not "houndsteeth."
 
2014-01-04 10:17:43 AM

calbert: phamwaa: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this: Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student and here's the original video without any audio edited: Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage That's farking awesome. We need a GIF loop of her frog-splashing the frats.

[img.fark.net image 288x162]


You rock. Which tool?
 
2014-01-04 10:27:34 AM
Livin' the dream.
 
2014-01-04 10:33:28 AM

phamwaa: calbert: phamwaa: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this: Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student and here's the original video without any audio edited: Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage That's farking awesome. We need a GIF loop of her frog-splashing the frats.

[img.fark.net image 288x162]

You rock. Which tool?


just yanked it from the NYDailyNews, and then shrunk it to fit with Free Online-Image-Editor
 
2014-01-04 10:35:41 AM
She apologized to Nick Saban but not to the OU fans?

Class act all the way.

/SEC SEC SEC
 
2014-01-04 10:35:58 AM
Explain to me why she wasn't kicked out of the game and charged with assault?  I could care less if she was "provoked".  She attacked other people and had to be physically restrained.

Nowadays, you get kicked out of a professional sports game for saying "fark".

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student


I watched a guy get kicked out of the last Eagles home game for flipping somebody off.  I wish I was making that up.
 
2014-01-04 10:43:06 AM

iamskibibitz: She apologized to Nick Saban but not to the OU fans?

Class act all the way.

/SEC SEC SEC


Again it does appear like he provoked it, he should owe an apology as well but then the hate for SEC has been building for a couple years now.
 
2014-01-04 10:47:16 AM

BunkyBrewman: Explain to me why she wasn't kicked out of the game and charged with assault?  I could care less if she was "provoked".  She attacked other people and had to be physically restrained.

Nowadays, you get kicked out of a professional sports game for saying "fark".

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

I watched a guy get kicked out of the last Eagles home game for flipping somebody off.  I wish I was making that up.


yeah, that's what I don't get either. I don't care how much taunting or name-calling is happening by any party involved.... once you leave your feet and dive into a group of people, you've committed assault.

If she's not going to get arrested, I hope she at least gets sued. and if not by the frat boys, how about from the couple that she leaped over to get to the frat boys (the guy and girl in the gray sweatshirts at the bottom right)?

with a lot of video evidence, if I were that couple, I'd be complaining of back and neck pain and find a lawyer to get my medical bills paid, and lost wages, and PTSD... lol. but srsly.
 
2014-01-04 10:51:04 AM
Well maybe our football team couldn't beat you guys, but our mama bears sure can.
 
2014-01-04 10:58:07 AM
As I said, the alabama trailer parks were going to riot if Bama didn't win, sure enough they didn't wait until the game was over LOL.
 
2014-01-04 11:00:29 AM
I'm torn between thinking that women who assault guys because they are confident they won't get hit back should get a solid knock out punch to the face or just pressing charges. Please, tell me somebody that was the recipient of that leap (she could have hurt somebody there other than her target) is willing to press charges for assault. That she didn't hurt anybody badly is inconsequential, her intent was.
 
2014-01-04 11:01:02 AM
Over farking college football... Morons.
 
2014-01-04 11:01:32 AM

steamingpile: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage

Still that's shown from only his side, there was shiat said to provoke that reaction shiat doesn't just escalate without a reason.


Who cares. It was SAID. She escalated it to a physical confrontation, and her son invited it.
 
2014-01-04 11:09:22 AM

calbert: BunkyBrewman: Explain to me why she wasn't kicked out of the game and charged with assault?  I could care less if she was "provoked".  She attacked other people and had to be physically restrained.

Nowadays, you get kicked out of a professional sports game for saying "fark".

calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

I watched a guy get kicked out of the last Eagles home game for flipping somebody off.  I wish I was making that up.

yeah, that's what I don't get either. I don't care how much taunting or name-calling is happening by any party involved.... once you leave your feet and dive into a group of people, you've committed assault.

If she's not going to get arrested, I hope she at least gets sued. and if not by the frat boys, how about from the couple that she leaped over to get to the frat boys (the guy and girl in the gray sweatshirts at the bottom right)?

with a lot of video evidence, if I were that couple, I'd be complaining of back and neck pain and find a lawyer to get my medical bills paid, and lost wages, and PTSD... lol. but srsly.


Silly goose, you don't sue her, you sue the bowl organizers and the Superdome for lack of security.

Go after the big fish, not the minnows!!!!
 
2014-01-04 11:16:28 AM

rga184: steamingpile: calbert: yeah, she was totally innocent and is the victim in all of this:

Crazy Bama Mom BEFORE attacking OU student

and here's the original video without any audio edited:

Bama Mom Goes Crazy on OU Student -Raw footage

Still that's shown from only his side, there was shiat said to provoke that reaction shiat doesn't just escalate without a reason.

Who cares. It was SAID. She escalated it to a physical confrontation, and her son invited it.


Oh I agree but she was a tiny woman, be glad it wasnt like a OU mom, she would have killed 4 people falling on them like that, if it were a Wisconsin mom she could have killed all those in her rolling path!!!! Oh who are we kidding, OU and Wisconsin moms wouldn't have gotten off the ground.

Point still is you shouldn't act like that big of a prick even when your team is winning or losing and if you can't control it don't be in public.

Use the Dalton mantra: Be nice, until its time to not be nice.
 
2014-01-04 11:22:34 AM

steamingpile: JohnnyBravo: Dumb as a stump. I applaud the OU fan restraint. She is lucky they all didn't respond in kind.

Restraint? Sounds like he was being the douche and taunting a losing fan. His only saving grace was that he didn't hit her, in that crowd he would have gotten beaten down if he had. It wasn't restraint it was a small guy actually thinking before escalating a fight he would have lost badly.


I believe it started with her piece of shiat son and that OU guy yelling at each other as evidenced by the earlier video. If you're too farking dumb to understand that happens at every sporting event since the history of time that's not my problem. Just one example: I've been in Chicago watching the Wings play the Blackhawks and received a ton of verbal abuse but I never decided leapfrogging three rows to get at the guy was a good idea. But then again, I'm not a steaming pile of white trash like this coont.

So to continue, her son kept writing checks and she went all mama bear white trash redneck apeshiat to try to cash them. The stereotypes she fulfills are numerous.

/she also looks eerily like my exMIL which makes since since my ex came from a white trash southern family
 
2014-01-04 11:39:50 AM
Gotta admire her free spirit and agility.
 
2014-01-04 11:47:28 AM
So the big, bad-ass OU fan, surrounded by his buddies, invites the Alabama fan down to get his ass kicked but when middle age Mom comes down he jumps in his buddy's arms?

Looks like he was the one writing the checks he couldn't cash.
 
2014-01-04 11:56:34 AM

coeyagi: Cousin f*cking Alabama piece-of-sh*t hick, stop poaching our oxygen.


I love that line. May I use it someday? (probably changing the state)
 
2014-01-04 11:59:20 AM
All this over College football??  LOL
 
2014-01-04 12:02:45 PM
This is just stupid all around...
 
2014-01-04 12:03:21 PM

keylock71: Over farking college football... Morons.


This x a quatrillion
 
2014-01-04 12:12:32 PM
Hey, dumbass at the 50 second mark: that could be your video that everyone is watching. But you "thought" the phone should be held vertically.
 
2014-01-04 12:13:58 PM
crazy chicks are really really fun...

/until they go crazy
 
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