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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)   "Dear Samantha: I hope this card finds you well and you are doing OK in prison. Just wanted to wish you a Merry ChristMETH hint hint. Love, Dumbass"   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 31
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2014-01-04 12:33:12 AM
Some of the faces of meth look a little more inbred than others.
 
2014-01-04 12:35:10 AM
It's not the gift. It's the thought that counts.
 
2014-01-04 12:40:16 AM
If he were smart, he'd have put glue on the front side of the card and then sprinkled it on like glitter...If it had a snowy scene of some sort at any rate.

A packet of it?  /facepalm
 
2014-01-04 12:41:09 AM
No arrests were made at the time, and Long was released in her unrelated case. Upon further investigation, detectives with the narcotics unit identified Hunter as the person who sent the card, and the couple was located at a motel in Pismo Beach

So she was in jail for a minor, non meth-related offense and her chucklef*ck boyfriend tries to smuggle some sh*t in?  Meth makes people stupid(er).
 
2014-01-04 12:44:18 AM

Brainsick: No arrests were made at the time, and Long was released in her unrelated case. Upon further investigation, detectives with the narcotics unit identified Hunter as the person who sent the card, and the couple was located at a motel in Pismo Beach

So she was in jail for a minor, non meth-related offense and her chucklef*ck boyfriend tries to smuggle some sh*t in?  Meth makes people stupid(er).


She reeeeeally needed it. You wouldn't understand.

I detect a large quantity of poor life choices, in any case.
 
2014-01-04 12:45:02 AM
Aww, that's sweet.  My faith in humanity is restored.
 
2014-01-04 12:49:10 AM

omeganuepsilon: If he were smart, he'd have put glue on the front side of the card and then sprinkled it on like glitter...If it had a snowy scene of some sort at any rate.

A packet of it?  /facepalm


If I was stupid enough to send meth to an inmate, I might think of sending one of those cards with an audio chip and piezo speaker inside, and take advantage of the gap inside the card made by them to hide the stuff...just off the top of my head.
 
2014-01-04 12:52:15 AM
maybe she was fat.
 
2014-01-04 12:55:23 AM
Enclosed are some of Gram's best ROCK cakes. Don't eat them all at once. Seriously. No more than one rock at a time. You know how lethal Gram's cooking was.

Oh, and I forgot, there's a bunch of meth rocks in here as well.
 
2014-01-04 12:57:19 AM
Hallmark. When you care enough to send the very meth.
 
2014-01-04 01:00:32 AM
Samantha Jo Long, 29, and Jason Todd Hunter, 44

heh
 
2014-01-04 01:15:00 AM
Meth is the last I'd want in jail. Oxy, LSD maybe. Don't wanna be UP in confinement.
 
2014-01-04 01:15:03 AM

Popular Opinion: maybe she was fat.


Judging by her mug shot she hasn't been on meth long enough to develop sharp knees.
 
2014-01-04 01:17:33 AM
couldnt she plead ignorance
 
2014-01-04 01:25:22 AM

Snargi: Popular Opinion: maybe she was fat.

Judging by her mug shot she hasn't been on meth long enough to develop sharp knees.


yup, now that i looked, she's a couple hun at least.

/not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2014-01-04 01:30:05 AM

Fista-Phobia: Jason Todd Hunter


What a Jason Todd hunter may look like
www.comics101.com
 
2014-01-04 01:33:00 AM
Wow. Idiots. Meth is water soluble, paint a freakin childs pic with water colors and then eat the paper on the inside.

Send a Baggie of dope? Amateurs.
 
2014-01-04 01:34:24 AM
From what I've been watching about US prisons, it would have been easier just to buy some from the guards.
 
2014-01-04 01:44:24 AM

GungFu: From what I've been watching about US prisons, it would have been easier just to buy some from the guards.


This was jail, not prison. The guards there are mostly cops, which means they only sell out of the back of their cruisers
 
2014-01-04 02:14:07 AM
CSB: when I was in jail, I was the king shiat of fark island. I had a 3d printer, and I could just print that shiat out, yo.
 
2014-01-04 02:36:32 AM

Fista-Phobia: Samantha Jo Long, 29, and Jason Todd Hunter, 44

heh


Hunter-Long
 
2014-01-04 02:42:23 AM
Pismo Beach is a real place? And it is possible to get there?

static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-01-04 02:50:15 AM

Gordon Bennett: Pismo Beach is a real place? And it is possible to get there?

[static.tvtropes.org image 350x236]


Just don't miss that left turn at Albuquerque
 
2014-01-04 06:23:08 AM

Brainsick: No arrests were made at the time, and Long was released in her unrelated case. Upon further investigation, detectives with the narcotics unit identified Hunter as the person who sent the card, and the couple was located at a motel in Pismo Beach

So she was in jail for a minor, non meth-related offense and her chucklef*ck boyfriend tries to smuggle some sh*t in?  Meth makes people stupid(er).


Negative. Stupid people do Meth.
 
2014-01-04 07:03:36 AM
Subby>, I enjoyed your headline. ;)
 
2014-01-04 07:05:36 AM
Messed up the HTML there. Thanks, phone.
:P
 
2014-01-04 07:22:41 AM
Why couldn't they bribe a guard like everyone else? If we privatized our prisons, this could be run efficiently and turn a profit. Everybody wins.

/yes that's sarcasm
 
2014-01-04 08:47:06 AM
We declared war on drugs and more drugs came into the country.
We declared war on terrorists and the terrorists became more prevalent in our country.

Maybe we should declare war on jobs and money and see what happens.
 
2014-01-04 10:14:01 AM
She is 29? She looks as old as her idiot bf
 
2014-01-04 10:30:12 AM

Brainsick: Fista-Phobia: Jason Todd Hunter

What a Jason Todd hunter may look like
[www.comics101.com image 500x257]


Get him Joker! GEt HiM! Hit HIm AGaiN! YES!!!


/there was only one Robin, and he quit
 
2014-01-04 12:45:14 PM
Looks like he's giving a bigger gift than he anticipated.

"Dear sweetie, I'm coming to visit you soon."
 
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