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(Washington Monthly)   Let's open the Big Book of Dan Snyder's Douchebaggery. In today's tale, Dan completely farks up the life of a park ranger because he opposed Snyder's efforts to cut down 140 trees on national parkland so he could have a better view from his mansion   (washingtonmonthly.com) divider line 43
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2014-01-03 11:34:04 PM
is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?
 
2014-01-03 11:53:58 PM

Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?


Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.
 
2014-01-04 12:17:07 AM

Lsherm: Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?

Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.


By Dick Cheney standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.
 
2014-01-04 12:21:41 AM
Long story, but worth reading for the general dickishness of the bureaucrats involved in kissing Snyder's ass.
 
2014-01-04 01:28:15 AM

Uzzah: Lsherm: Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?

Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By Dick Cheney standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.


Until Snyder shoots someone in the face or manipulates intel to start war, he's a choir boy compared to Cheney.
 
2014-01-04 01:31:50 AM
"The Big Book of Dan Snyder's Douchebaggery."

tl/dr
 
2014-01-04 01:35:33 AM
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-04 01:54:49 AM
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Typical uppity peasant. He must be crushed.
 
2014-01-04 04:13:22 AM
It's a shame they tried to throw the book at Danno...
 
2014-01-04 05:07:26 AM
Jesus subby, don't hurt yourself. That book requires two people to lift
 
2014-01-04 05:30:11 AM
Jesus, that's a depressing read.

The worst is that none of the offenders will suffer any consequence whatsoever.
 
2014-01-04 06:06:42 AM

Uzzah: Lsherm: Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?

Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By Dick Cheney standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.


By epic asshole standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.
 
2014-01-04 06:09:56 AM
Easy solution is easy: if so many people are pissed about Dan Snyder, stop going to the games, stop buying the merchandise, and give him a reason to sell the team.
 
2014-01-04 06:29:03 AM

leohat: Uzzah: Lsherm: Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?

Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By Dick Cheney standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By epic asshole standards, Dan Snyder is an epic average asshole.


Let's not get carried away. There's assholes, and then there's ASSHOLES.

www.biography.com
 
2014-01-04 07:34:16 AM
fark Dan Snyder.
 
2014-01-04 07:43:01 AM
I've known two park rangers and both of them were arrogant asses.

/just saying
 
2014-01-04 08:20:13 AM
So we get an "everyone wants the Redskins to change their name" and a but...but....but..... Bush all in the same article?  The writer deserves to be beaten in front of his wife and kids...Sadly, the biggest dickhead in this episode is the writer of this article...and I am sure Mr. Snyder will not like having his title threatened.
 
2014-01-04 08:51:06 AM

Harv72b: Easy solution is easy: if so many people are pissed about Dan Snyder, stop going to the games, stop buying the merchandise, and give him a reason to sell the team.


Are you one of those people who says "if you don't like it, don't watch it" whenever it comes to stupid TV programs? You must be a hit at parties.

No, the only way we'll be rid of Snyder is to engineer catastrophic downfalls of his more important supporters and then have people with balaclavas kick down the door of his mansion and whack him with pool noodles until he sells the team to Mark Cuban.
 
2014-01-04 09:04:23 AM
It'd be a terrible shame if Snyder fell to his death down a large flight of stairs.
 
2014-01-04 09:16:05 AM
Ahhh, ya gotta love government.
 
2014-01-04 09:29:21 AM
Gregg Easterbrook (Tuesday Morning Quarterback) has been calling Snyder "Chainsaw Dan" for years because of this incident.
 
2014-01-04 09:55:20 AM
The issue isn't Snyder here,  He simply made a request that should have been denied.  The problem here (like many things) is the Bush administration being completely corrupt.
 
2014-01-04 09:55:55 AM

fatalvenom: Ahhh, ya gotta love government.


Hot enuff fer ya?
 
2014-01-04 09:58:45 AM

Harv72b: Easy solution is easy: if so many people are pissed about Dan Snyder, stop going to the games, stop buying the merchandise, and give him a reason to sell the team.


Fans don't consider that their favorite team is a product but instead view it almost as a birthright.  We have to support the team regardless of the owner is flawed thinking for the consumer but a winning situation for major league sports.

We should view pro sports for exactly what they are and that is a consumer driven product that deserves to not to be purchased when the quality fails.
 
2014-01-04 10:16:44 AM

Waldo Pepper: We should view pro sports for exactly what they are and that is a consumer driven product that deserves to not to be purchased when the quality fails.


And in the case of the NFL, punish those who still care about the team by blacking out the games. What stunning logic: I field a crap team, so NOBODY gets to see it. Did they break ground in Irwindale yet?
 
2014-01-04 10:33:21 AM
Redskins owner Dan Snyder makes a fortune off his hapless and offensively named team-and he can see the Potomac River from his mansion thanks to a favor from the Bush administration.

Well thats the subtext of the lead photo of Snyder, so I know its going to be fair and balanced article
 
2014-01-04 10:47:25 AM
Dear Redskins fans,

Why the fark do you people continue to give money to this douchebag. If you hate him that much, don't go to games. Don't spend your money on the team. The only language morons like him speak is money. If you keep money from him, he'll get the message. Until then, he won't give a damn about you.

Sincerely,
Common Sense
 
2014-01-04 10:53:19 AM
There are sports franchise owners who, through civic-mindedness and steely pursuit of victory, win the admiration of their fans. Then there is Dan Snyder,

That got a chuckle outta me
 
2014-01-04 10:58:26 AM
Meh. Most fans that act like they dislike Snyder because he's a worthless asshole would start kissing his ass if he put together a winning team. Makes it tough to root for the Skins.
 
2014-01-04 11:00:36 AM

phamwaa: Waldo Pepper: We should view pro sports for exactly what they are and that is a consumer driven product that deserves to not to be purchased when the quality fails.

And in the case of the NFL, punish those who still care about the team by blacking out the games. What stunning logic: I field a crap team, so NOBODY gets to see it. Did they break ground in Irwindale yet?


One is not being punished by not being able to watch a nfl game on tv.  Again you are viewing major league sports as a right and not as a consumer product.
 
2014-01-04 11:25:16 AM

Speaker2Animals: Long story, but worth reading for the general dickishness of the bureaucrats involved in kissing Snyder's ass.


At least people here realize bureaucrats are all dicks and not just using it to attack one administration. Most of the press acts like only one party has a corner on favors and corruption.
 
2014-01-04 11:25:39 AM
I could see most of this happening, but this right here kind of killed his credibility:

 NPS employees, who used to rate their agency as one of the best places to work in the federal government-and why wouldn't it be?-now rate it as one of the worst, the consequence of Interior Department scandals during the Bush years coupled with the endless stream of budget cuts.

Teh B-b-b-b-but Bush (out of office for about 5 years now coupled with a cry of budget cuts (the NPS is no stranger to budget cuts as they were happening as far back as Clinton) kind of highlights your bias there, Tim.
 
2014-01-04 11:31:14 AM
www.hotflick.net

Approves.
 
2014-01-04 12:12:52 PM
I don't doubt the fact that Snyder is an asshole, or that there is corruption in the government, but I do have to question the writer's credibility:

the maroon-and-yellow basketball court was Snyder's addition.

It's closer than Jim Zorn's maroon and black, but still...
 
2014-01-04 12:20:19 PM

upndn: I've known two park rangers and both of them were arrogant asses.

/just saying


The armed rangers are --almost without exception-- supreme douchebags. The unarmed folks who maintain trails and do upkeep and whatnot are -- almost without exception-- very pleasant and friendly and handy people. The two divisions attract two VERY different personality types.
 
2014-01-04 12:39:16 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Jesus subby, don't hurt yourself. That book requires two people to lift


Not if subby had one of these.  Hello? Is this airboats?  Yeah, hi it's me Spacebot. What? Oh just lifting a thousand pounds like it's an apple. No big deal.
 
2014-01-04 01:20:54 PM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 525x156]


Mark Trail would punch the glasses off his face with his Fist 'O JusticeTM!

I've read this story before, but it bears repeating.
 
2014-01-04 01:49:11 PM
Hate Dan Snyder. Wish he would DIE. Love the Redskins - want the name to stay, so I will say that much is good about him. Too bad the author had to drag his Mother Jones politics into the article - Bush's corruption was no worse than any other President's. Travel office ring a bell?
 
2014-01-04 01:53:21 PM

doglover: leohat: Uzzah: Lsherm: Cewley: is it a requirement that you be an asshole in order to own an nfl team?

Even by NFL owner standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By Dick Cheney standards, Dan Snyder is an epic asshole.

By epic asshole standards, Dan Snyder is an epic average asshole.

Let's not get carried away. There's assholes, and then there's ASSHOLES.


And then there's Dan farking Snyder
 
2014-01-04 01:56:25 PM

M AGRIPPA L F COS TERTIVM SCRIBIT: I don't doubt the fact that Snyder is an asshole, or that there is corruption in the government, but I do have to question the writer's credibility:

the maroon-and-yellow basketball court was Snyder's addition.

It's closer than Jim Zorn's maroon and black, but still...


It's Burgundy & Gold
 
2014-01-04 03:00:08 PM
Maroon and urine?

Garnet and piss?

Burgundy and make water?
 
2014-01-04 07:08:10 PM

LucklessWonder: M AGRIPPA L F COS TERTIVM SCRIBIT: I don't doubt the fact that Snyder is an asshole, or that there is corruption in the government, but I do have to question the writer's credibility:

the maroon-and-yellow basketball court was Snyder's addition.

It's closer than Jim Zorn's maroon and black, but still...

It's Burgundy & Gold


Dan Snyder=Whale's Vagina
 
2014-01-04 07:24:09 PM
fark dan snyder.  that short fark should die in a fire already...
 
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