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(Orlando Sentinel)   Think you're having a bad day? At least you didn't get shot by a police Taser and have one of the prongs puncture your right eyeball   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 64
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2014-01-03 08:13:46 PM
Incident began outside One Eyed Jack's sports bar

This really should have been worked into the headline somehow.
 
2014-01-03 08:16:35 PM
One Eyed Jack's - the interactive experience.
 
2014-01-03 08:18:18 PM
c85c7a.medialib.glogster.com
In the FACE!!!
 
2014-01-03 08:24:53 PM
Ow.
 
2014-01-03 08:26:00 PM
Ouch, wouldn't this guy be blind in the eye now? Also - haha for pissing off the cops and getting shot in the eyeball.
 
2014-01-03 09:01:00 PM

farkingismybusiness: [c85c7a.medialib.glogster.com image 700x307]
In the FACE!!!


awesome! see? tasers are hilarious. no wonder all the cops use them now! win!
 
2014-01-03 09:24:36 PM
Don't taze my eye bro!
 
2014-01-03 09:26:29 PM

OregonVet: Ow.


Indeed. Raises the interesting question of which would be worse, eyeball or testicle?
 
2014-01-03 09:29:16 PM
You'll put your eye out.
 
2014-01-03 09:29:47 PM
Fishhook to the eyeball PLUS the convulsions.

That's going to leave a mark.
 
2014-01-03 09:31:04 PM
Young guy really has the aspiring hispanic thug Pitbull wannabe thing going. Jail will be like an Oxford education in the field.
 
2014-01-03 09:32:39 PM
The guy is lucky the cop didnt shoot him in the eyeball with an actual gun, considering the guy wouldnt drop his pistol when ordered too.
 
2014-01-03 09:34:14 PM
The guy had a gun and the cop only used a taser?  I hope they give him a medal or better yet a raise.
 
2014-01-03 09:34:27 PM
Ah, Florida. You never disappoint.
 
2014-01-03 09:35:22 PM
I see the officer caught his eye.
 
2014-01-03 09:37:09 PM
Shock to the eye
and you're to blame,
you give crime
a bad name
 
2014-01-03 09:37:51 PM
This guy needs some eye bleach
 
2014-01-03 09:37:59 PM
Guess he didn't see that coming.
 
2014-01-03 09:38:41 PM
On the one hand, this guy was clearly asking for it. On the other hand, farking cops are the worst. I'm not sure how to feel about this incident.

... I think I'll go with 'Eh'.
 
2014-01-03 09:39:25 PM
Where did you come from, where did you go?  Where did you come from, shot in eye boy?
 
2014-01-03 09:40:20 PM

The Numbers: OregonVet: Ow.

Indeed. Raises the interesting question of which would be worse, eyeball or testicle?


Can you still get a hard on with one ball? If so I'd go with testicle. I've been kicked in the balls before (ah, prom night) but I have no idea what it feels like to take one in the eye and I need my 3D vision for tennis. And the new Star Wars films.
 
2014-01-03 09:40:22 PM
img.fark.net Ow! My eye!

img.fark.net31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-03 09:40:51 PM

fusillade762: Incident began outside One Eyed Jack's sports bar

This really should have been worked into the headline somehow.


That, That, more That, with a side of That.

Motherfarker got tazed in the eye at a place called One Eyed Jack's and no one thought to make a joke or pun somewhere?  I suppose Floridians just don't get irony.
 
2014-01-03 09:40:59 PM
sounds like the cops actually used a tazzer for right reasons for once. I am impressed.
 
2014-01-03 09:41:21 PM
Rodriguez gave police a false address and could not be reached Friday.


Scary -

Armed pissed of felon with one good eye gives address as 234 Dirt Lane, No Where,  Florida and the cops take it as fact.
 
2014-01-03 09:42:26 PM
Neck tattoo. I'm surprised they didn't just shoot him...

and a little disappointed
 
2014-01-03 09:43:42 PM
media.aintitcool.com

They don't teach kids self defense anymore
 
2014-01-03 09:45:22 PM
That would make a nice Lysol logo tat on his neck. The "L" is a good start for a photo shop
 
2014-01-03 09:46:02 PM
He's lucky he didn't get ventilated too.
 
2014-01-03 09:46:12 PM
Story sounded suspiciously one sided.  Apparently there were no witnesses that could be quoted...?

Just wait, it's going to turn out that the victim was trying to surrender his weapon when tased and will be eventually awarded a settlement.
 
2014-01-03 09:48:58 PM

Fano: [media.aintitcool.com image 650x433]

They don't teach kids self defense anymore


Wow, I know they had The Three Stooges in color in the later years but not in that definition and that doesn't look like the original Curley...or...

....oh....shiat.
 
2014-01-03 09:51:29 PM
Nothing good happens at One Eyed Jack's.
img202.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-03 09:51:36 PM

Kanemano: Rodriguez gave police a false address and could not be reached Friday.


Scary -

Armed pissed of felon with one good eye gives address as 234 Dirt Lane, No Where,  Florida and the cops take it as fact.


And hold in the laughter as the idea of a lawsuit flutters out the window.
 
2014-01-03 09:54:26 PM
I bet the cop was upset that he missed the guy's testicles.
 
2014-01-03 10:04:24 PM

Mugato: Fano: [media.aintitcool.com image 650x433]

They don't teach kids self defense anymore

Wow, I know they had The Three Stooges in color in the later years but not in that definition and that doesn't look like the original Curley...or...

....oh....shiat.


I used a quick n dirty gis for stooge eye poke block and that was all I could find quickly. I'll pretend that was some fan video.
 
2014-01-03 10:15:49 PM
At least it wasn't a taser barb.  They should totally use taser barbs.
 
2014-01-03 10:17:49 PM
What'd I tell you?
blog.oregonlive.com
 
2014-01-03 10:22:08 PM
Yet
 
2014-01-03 10:23:22 PM
Uncle Fester was a troubled lad.

media.trb.com

i97.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-03 10:36:35 PM
I'd be sympathetic if he wasn't a dumbass wigger who deserves to die for pulling a gun on a cop.

/let's test the Fark filter for "maker of wigs"
 
2014-01-03 10:37:39 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: I'd be sympathetic if he wasn't a dumbass wigger who deserves to die for pulling a gun on a cop.

/let's test the Fark filter for "maker of wigs"


So there's no such "wigger=>Wubian" transform...?
 
2014-01-03 10:38:11 PM
I applaud the cop for using restraint and only tasing the guy. He would have been well justified in killing him.
 
2014-01-03 10:38:22 PM
media.trb.com

Looks like a fine upstanding lad with a bright future. I wonder where he matriculated? Ivy league no doubt, or perhaps a prestigious international institution like Cambridge.
 
2014-01-03 10:44:54 PM
"I'm Bane, Goddamit! I was in that lesser Batman movie! And Picard's clone!"

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-03 10:46:57 PM

berylman: Young guy really has the aspiring hispanic thug Pitbull wannabe thing going.


That's funny, I was just thinking more along the lines of the unholy lovechild of Pitbull and Dr. Evil.

www.top39.commedia.trb.comwww.php-web-host.com
 
2014-01-03 10:47:07 PM
He's lucky the place wasn't called Blind Jack's.
 
2014-01-03 10:56:30 PM
The Grinch:That's funny, I was just thinking more along the lines of the unholy lovechild of Pitbull and Dr. Evil.

You nailed it! Another hybridization experiment gone slightly awry.
 
2014-01-03 10:56:43 PM
Get your eye shot at One Eyed Jacks.

Good thing he wasn't at Dick's Halfway Inn.

/ or McAnally's, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-01-03 10:57:53 PM

Queensowntalia: He's lucky the place wasn't called Blind Jack's.


Or even Get Shot In The farking Face For Pulling A Gun On A Cop Jack's.
 
2014-01-03 11:23:25 PM

Tyrosine: Looks like a fine upstanding lad with a bright future. I wonder where he matriculated? Ivy league no doubt, or perhaps a prestigious international institution like Cambridge.


My uncle, a retired cop, says anytime there was a Hispanic male shooting victim in his town, the newspapers always wrote up the profile with quotes from the family as "he was really turning his life around, and had just found God".

So the joke was "don't go looking for God, or else He'll go looking for you".

Clearly this guy didn't find God yet. Now it will be harder, what with only one good eye and all...
 
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