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(Daily Mail)   Fans upset that they paid $2,500 to meet Britney Spears and she only spent three seconds with them. In other news people are paying $2,500 to meet Britney Spears   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
    More: Scary, Britney Spears, Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino, Planet Hollywood, wardrobe malfunction  
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2014-01-03 08:42:04 PM
Britney Spears and Planet Hollywood together....HOT! Is it 1999 already?
 
2014-01-03 09:18:04 PM
I'd pay $2,500 for three seconds with Britney Spears, if you know what I mean.

Well,  not $2,500. Maybe $25.
 
2014-01-03 09:18:56 PM
And something tells me these weren't "one percenters," for whom $2500 is pocket change.
 
2014-01-03 09:21:26 PM
as it was reported by the Mainly Fail, it was probably  actually $3 for 2500 seconds
/with beyonce
 
2014-01-03 09:21:50 PM

Old Huntstein: I'd pay $2,500 for three seconds with Britney Spears, if you know what I mean.

Well,  not $2,500. Maybe $25.


You'd only need .03 of a second? Even by my middle-aged standards, that's quick.
 
2014-01-03 09:24:25 PM

The Numbers: Old Huntstein: I'd pay $2,500 for three seconds with Britney Spears, if you know what I mean.

Well,  not $2,500. Maybe $25.

You'd only need .03 of a second? Even by my middle-aged standards, that's quick.


It's not "quick." It's "efficient."
 
2014-01-03 09:28:08 PM
She reported like said the word Yoink as she took their money.
 
2014-01-03 09:32:00 PM
In 5 years you'll be able to get her for your kids birthday party for $25.00, so just be patient.
 
2014-01-03 09:33:41 PM
Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me
 
2014-01-03 09:35:33 PM

Old Huntstein: The Numbers: Old Huntstein: I'd pay $2,500 for three seconds with Britney Spears, if you know what I mean.

Well,  not $2,500. Maybe $25.

You'd only need .03 of a second? Even by my middle-aged standards, that's quick.

It's not "quick." It's "efficient."


That's true. I reckon I'd have to blow through the best part of $5000 to thoroughly disappoint her.

On a side note, Mrs Numbers has just commented that she thinks it means I'm unromantic that I'd probably rather save that money for beer and chips. That can't be true, right? I mean, it'd buy a lot of beer and chips...
 
2014-01-03 09:38:51 PM

KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me


Her body would have to be constructed in a very particular way to make simultaneous oral and anal possible...
 
2014-01-03 09:45:04 PM

poot_rootbeer: KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me

Her body would have to be constructed in a very particular way to make simultaneous oral and anal possible...


If your dick is cartoonishly large then it would be possible...
 
2014-01-03 09:49:42 PM

poot_rootbeer: KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me

Her body would have to be constructed in a very particular way to make simultaneous oral and anal possible...


Nah, just remove her teeth, contort her body so that her cheeks line up with the asshole, then just cut some slits in said cheeks and have at it.  You'd break a lot of bones in the process, possibly paralyzing her, and it would be a blood fest, but I don't think anyone would actually mind all that much.

//Me thinks I thought too much here....
 
2014-01-03 09:52:26 PM
i422.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-03 09:53:42 PM
Looks like her fans a dumber than she is.
 
2014-01-03 09:56:24 PM
They should have left Britneh alone...
 
2014-01-03 10:06:24 PM

KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me

 
2014-01-03 10:19:46 PM
img545.imageshack.us Young & hot
imageshack.us crazy & scary
img208.imageshack.us oh crap
 
2014-01-03 10:20:07 PM

Boojum2k: KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me


you can do that to me for $25. where you live?
 
2014-01-03 10:27:04 PM
There is no way I'd ever pay $2500 to meet anyone. I don't care if I was guaranteed disease free, all night long kind of sex. Even if I was a 1% who spent money like water I still wouldn't. No one is worth that kind of money.
 
2014-01-03 10:53:11 PM
For that kind of money I can get Taylor Dayne to do light yard work for an entire summer AND have Ce Ce Peniston laugh at every joke about her name while wearing a burning tire around her neck.
 
2014-01-03 10:53:26 PM
A fool and his money something something something
 
2014-01-03 10:54:08 PM
3 seconds is more than enough time subby
 
2014-01-03 11:01:41 PM

some_beer_drinker: Boojum2k: KellyX: Unless she's going down on me, and I get to stick it in her ass too, ain't no way she's getting $2500 from me

you can do that to me for $25. where you live?


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2014-01-03 11:11:00 PM
It said "meet" not "engage in conversation." I don't think I've ever taken more than five seconds to meet anybody.
 
2014-01-03 11:15:17 PM
Britney had a wardrobe malfunction and not one mention of it here. If that doesn't tell you how far her star has fallen, nothing will.
/remembers when Fark was multiple Britney threads most of the time.
 
2014-01-03 11:16:10 PM

Zombie DJ: In 5 years you'll be able to get her for your kids birthday party for $25.00, so just be patient.


She's making something like $15 mil a year for 50 shows annually for the next two years. That's a bit more than one three-show weekend each month. Throw in new endorsement deals that will come her way thanks to the increased visibility from the Vegas stint, and I don't think she's going to be worrying about money anytime soon. The Vegas deal is a huge boost to what was an otherwise moribund career for her.
 
2014-01-03 11:17:05 PM
Leave Britney a loan.
 
2014-01-03 11:22:40 PM

Kurmudgeon: Britney had a wardrobe malfunction and not one mention of it here. If that doesn't tell you how far her star has fallen, nothing will.
/remembers when Fark was multiple Britney threads most of the time.


No nippleage was involved so nothing to see, move along.
 
2014-01-03 11:25:48 PM

Uzzah: She's making something like $15 mil a year for 50 shows annually for the next two years.


Wat $300K/show? There must be ping pong balls and donkeys involved.
 
2014-01-04 12:03:01 AM
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2014-01-04 12:04:06 AM

Kurmudgeon: Britney had a wardrobe malfunction and not one mention of it here. If that doesn't tell you how far her star has fallen, nothing will.
/remembers when Fark was multiple Britney threads most of the time.


Yeah, a 2-year, 30 MILLION DOLLAR contract at Caesars in Vegas sure shows how far her star has fallen.

/eyeroll
 
2014-01-04 12:37:37 AM

Disgruntled Goat: Kurmudgeon: Britney had a wardrobe malfunction and not one mention of it here. If that doesn't tell you how far her star has fallen, nothing will.
/remembers when Fark was multiple Britney threads most of the time.

Yeah, a 2-year, 30 MILLION DOLLAR contract at Caesars in Vegas sure shows how far her star has fallen.

/eyeroll


Explains why Wayne Newton has kept his relevance.
 
2014-01-04 12:47:15 AM
Does it come with a time machine, so I can screw her a few years before the head shave?
 
2014-01-04 12:47:15 AM
It sucks, but depending on how many people there were lined up... what did they expect? Most "meet and greet" type scenarios aren't really meant for a lot of one on one time unless it's in a group of only 5-6 people. From what I can see on this website, there are about 14 front-front row seats, but by "front row" they probably mean the first 28 seats. Given that the M&G was only about 30 minutes long at most, a quick photo op was really what they should've been expecting. I feel bad that they had to learn this the hard way, but this is fairly normal.
 
2014-01-04 01:20:28 AM
I was actually in the casino on opening night for unrelated reasons, and the place was crawling with gorgeous mid-late 20's girls. Think about all those 13 year old who loved her way back when, now all grown up. Gotta say if you want to take home a 9/10, a vegas Britney show is a good start.
 
2014-01-04 01:25:51 AM
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It's not that hard, Britney. Just remember that you owe them every damn thing you have.
 
2014-01-04 01:29:18 AM
A fool and their money.....

I can think of much better ways to spend $2500.
 
2014-01-04 03:29:05 AM
My brother in law is a huge Britney fan. He spent $300 to watch her lip sync and do costume changes. I asked him why he would spend all of that on a shiatty show. His answer? The production./he is THAT gay//he'd pay 2500 to see her for 3 seconds///I really hate pop music
 
2014-01-04 04:43:11 AM
Did anyone at least grab her ass during the 3 second photo op?
 
2014-01-04 05:01:31 AM

red5ish: [img545.imageshack.us image 538x302] Young & hot
[imageshack.us image 500x278] crazy & scary
[img208.imageshack.us image 420x420] oh crap


which Spears do you think it was the most fun to sleep with?
 
2014-01-04 05:04:18 AM
I used to work a lot of these type of events and they are never worth it. The person they get usually hangs out in a VIP area where they cant even be seen, they come out to the DJ booth a few times say hi and go back to the VIP area and that is pretty much it. And clubs charge a crap ton extra for this.
 
2014-01-04 06:25:24 AM

overfienduglar: Did anyone at least grab her ass during the 3 second photo op?


More likely, the insidious hover-hand...
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-04 06:34:00 AM

LonMead: overfienduglar: Did anyone at least grab her ass during the 3 second photo op?

More likely, the insidious hover-hand...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


Is he posing with cardboard cutouts?
 
2014-01-04 06:51:07 AM

Alphax: LonMead: overfienduglar: Did anyone at least grab her ass during the 3 second photo op?

More likely, the insidious hover-hand...

Is he posing with cardboard cutouts?


Might as well be...
 
2014-01-04 08:27:01 AM

Zombie DJ: In 5 years you'll be able to get her for your kids birthday party for $25.00, so just be patient.


Until the fateful day, when Britney was mistaken for a pinata.
 
2014-01-04 08:33:23 AM
"Yeah, a 2-year, 30 MILLION DOLLAR contract at Caesars in Vegas sure shows how far her star has fallen."

Compared to her early days, certainly.
/She's the new Michael Jackson
 
2014-01-04 09:35:56 AM
These are people who never been to Creation Cons.
 
2014-01-04 10:31:25 AM
The handjob was $2520. They all knew that.
 
2014-01-04 11:02:08 AM
Can't believe someone thought Britney Spears is big enough (figuratively, not literally) to carry a Vegas show year-round. Interested to check back in a few months and see how the show's progressing.
 
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