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(ESPN)   Carolina Panthers have adopted Ric Flair as their spirit animal. No word on if that involves bleeding profusely at the slightest touch or dropping elbows on jackets. WOOOOOOOOO   (espn.go.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-03 08:15:16 PM
...or losing all your money to ex-wives, or taking your pants off and waving your dick around like a helicopter, or selling your championship to a website to pay off debts...
 
2014-01-03 08:18:56 PM
I got a green! I got a green! It's a smorgasbord of wrestling-related stuff in the Sports Tab today.
 
2014-01-03 08:43:44 PM
They're gonna get Jim Ross fired (oops, "agree to retire") because they can't behave at company events and the soon-to-be big cheese of the company is still a 5-year-old mark for them?
 
2014-01-03 09:21:24 PM
A real tribute would be slapping each other's bare chests before the WOOOOO.
 
2014-01-03 09:46:30 PM
Need to move Ron Rivera's acne scars to his forehead first.
 
2014-01-03 09:47:50 PM
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS... THE NFL IS FOREVER AND SO ARE THE CAROLINA PANTHERS. BUT WE'RE THE TOUCHDOWN-SCORING, PASS-INTERCEPTING, FUMBLE-RECOVERING SONSOFGUNS. TO BE THE TEAM, WOO!, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE TEAM!  AND WE'RE THE TEAM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, best I could come up with
 
2014-01-03 09:52:57 PM

hundreddollarman: I got a green! I got a green! It's a smorgasbord of wrestling-related stuff in the Sports Tab today.


Are you sure it's Ric Flair and not someone else?
 
2014-01-03 09:57:50 PM

machoprogrammer: hundreddollarman: I got a green! I got a green! It's a smorgasbord of wrestling-related stuff in the Sports Tab today.

Are you sure it's Ric Flair and not someone else?


Back in 2012, the  Kansas City Chiefs decided to adopt Chris Benoit as their spirit animal.

It didn't turn out well.
 
2014-01-03 09:58:10 PM
They'll run to the end zone and flop over the goal post crossbar?
 
2014-01-03 09:59:30 PM
This is exactly the sort of wacky shiat that I always look back on and say "yup, should have seen them winning it all". Desperately combating the urge to bet on Carolina all through the playoffs now.
 
2014-01-03 10:06:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: hundreddollarman: I got a green! I got a green! It's a smorgasbord of wrestling-related stuff in the Sports Tab today.

Are you sure it's Ric Flair and not someone else?

Back in 2012, the  Kansas City Chiefs decided to adopt Chris Benoit as their spirit animal.

It didn't turn out well.


I thought the Cowboys adopted Benoit as their spirit animal. It would explain why they choke in December all the time.
 
2014-01-03 10:18:15 PM
If they win the Super Bowl they do they all get a Rolox?
 
2014-01-03 10:25:12 PM
So let's get this thread and the wedding thread to a point where they're all beating the Cotton Bowl thread.  Shouldn't take much.  That thread's generating less interest than Rob Black's XPW.
 
2014-01-03 10:26:14 PM
The Hurricanes did it.
 
2014-01-03 10:30:54 PM
So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?
 
2014-01-03 10:33:39 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?


No, but he is going to help the players plan for a career after they retire by helping them with financial planning.

tribalwrestling.com
 
2014-01-03 10:34:26 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?


Newton couldn't do it any worse than Miz.
 
2014-01-03 10:51:24 PM

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2014-01-03 10:59:40 PM
Stock in Rolox skyrocketed on the news.
 
2014-01-03 11:26:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?

No, but he is going to help the players plan for a career after they retire by helping them with financial planning.

[tribalwrestling.com image 504x351]


Man, I'm glad I can turn to Ric Flair for financial advice.  Because there's a guy who has his shiat together when it comes to money.
 
2014-01-03 11:28:17 PM
 
2014-01-03 11:30:35 PM
The Panthers should take the field wearing boas and sequined robes.
 
2014-01-04 12:02:16 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: One of the best promos ever comes to mind


I like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMsytcL7gsw     at 140:08
 
2014-01-04 12:08:37 AM

machoprogrammer: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: One of the best promos ever comes to mind

I like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMsytcL7gsw     at 140:08


A few things come to mind from those promos:

-I am now obsessed with that cigarette

-it amuses me that they censor out the letter F

-it truly is sad that Perfect's kid apparently inherited none of the charisma
 
2014-01-04 01:34:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo

/still love this, to this day
 
2014-01-04 01:58:35 AM
So, now is a defensive lineman going to innocently walk up behind the QB after the play and have the defensive coordinator throw him a chair from the sidelines so he can hit the QB with it?

But seriously, It took this long? How long has the defense been channeling the Flair? They have been doing the "Wooooooo!" forever, and everybody knows it was emulating Rick.
 
2014-01-04 02:01:33 AM

Banacek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo

/still love this, to this day


Came to post exactly that. I love it too.

/Whoo!
//Can dance all night long!
 
2014-01-04 02:26:35 AM

Eddie T. Head: Banacek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo

/still love this, to this day

Came to post exactly that. I love it too.

/Whoo!
//Can dance all night long!


I honestly can't help saying "The Winnipeg Arena is gonna be on fire" whenever something random happens.

/Girls, I'm anywhere you see my name, on the marquee!
 
2014-01-04 02:35:13 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: If they win the Super Bowl they do they all get a Rolox?


The Bestest: Stock in Rolox skyrocketed on the news.


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-04 04:31:14 AM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?

No, but he is going to help the players plan for a career after they retire by helping them with financial planning.

[tribalwrestling.com image 504x351]


My shoes cost more than your house
 
2014-01-04 08:14:14 AM

clintster: They'll run to the end zone and flop over the goal post crossbar?


Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkLQcs-bMI
 
2014-01-04 08:24:54 AM
i've got carolina penciled in to win the super bowl over new england

woooooooooooooooo!
 
2014-01-04 11:34:20 AM
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The Bengals have their spirit animal as well.
 
2014-01-04 12:07:34 PM

Krustofsky: clintster: They'll run to the end zone and flop over the goal post crossbar?

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkLQcs-bMI


Flair Flops are Best Flops.
 
2014-01-04 03:09:09 PM
Kind of like what the Carolina Hurricanes used jn 2006 when they won the Stanley Cup.

http://youtu.be/PlOGrmM6NSk
 
2014-01-04 03:21:08 PM
The Ravens have announced that Invader #1 will be their spirit animal next season in an attempt to fill the leadership role Ray Lewis left.
 
2014-01-04 03:39:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: So does this mean Flair's going to pass down the Figure Four to Cam Newton, even though he hasn't the foggiest idea how to apply the hold?

No, but he is going to help the players plan for a career after they retire by helping them with financial planning.

[tribalwrestling.com image 504x351]


Wonder if Antoine Walker is one of his employees.
 
2014-01-04 11:05:40 PM
Great... A has been 'blow hard' and a bunch of 'never will be' hard-blowers.
 
2014-01-05 01:36:33 AM
OK, so which of these threads is gonna be the LMS thread?
 
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