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2004-01-27 01:34:08 AM
I'd hit it, but double bag it.
 
2004-01-27 01:34:48 AM
It's a virus, it's communicable and all your daughters end up looking like this no matter how cute they were before...oh, and there's no cure...
 
2004-01-27 01:35:01 AM
Bah, there's nothing NSFW about those!
 
2004-01-27 01:35:56 AM
Farked already?
 
2004-01-27 01:36:25 AM
I'd hit it with her.
But not before laminating my wee-wee.
 
2004-01-27 01:36:47 AM
She's a boy toy, she aims to please most males. I think she does look skanky but if I was a guy I would hit it. I know my husband would if he could, more power to her! more boobies to the men! And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her..

And I am not a fan of her or her music.
 
2004-01-27 01:36:52 AM
I just want to shoot whoever slipped that pic of Dee Snyder in the middle.

http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/christina-aguilera-9.htm

Lucky I wasn't fapping, or I might have caught teh gay.
 
2004-01-27 01:37:22 AM
there's pictures somewhere, I believe on ebaumworld.com, of celebs without makeup and skanky hoe Aquillera(sp) is one of them. She's actually not that bad a-looking woman -- or at least has the potential to be. a lot more so than some other pop culture sluts. Why she skanks herself out, I have no idea.

it sure as hell beats jerking off to pictures of Paris Hilton. I am so sick of that skinny headed biatch.
 
2004-01-27 01:38:04 AM
I'd hit it.......with a cement truck.
 
2004-01-27 01:38:35 AM
I would allow her the priviledge of administering fallacio to me.
 
2004-01-27 01:40:25 AM
Larry Christ that's slow!
 
2004-01-27 01:42:03 AM
Can any tell who this is? Probably a Playmate.
 
2004-01-27 01:42:04 AM
I swear she is on the verge of doing a Playboy photo shoot.
 
2004-01-27 01:42:41 AM
 
2004-01-27 01:42:41 AM
Is fallacio the italian version of fellatio?
 
2004-01-27 01:44:03 AM
I don't know why I clicked on that. She looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and the mid-90s version of Dana Plato.

Enjoy the mental image.
 
2004-01-27 01:44:29 AM
I think "fallacio" would be pronounced fall achio in I-talian.
 
2004-01-27 01:47:03 AM
Im with cheshirecatsmileyface except for the Garfield T shirt bit.
 
2004-01-27 01:47:32 AM
.s.l.o.w.
 
2004-01-27 01:48:09 AM
Newsfilter's web server has gone from suck to blow. Oh well, I got to #9 and started feeling queasy.
 
2004-01-27 01:48:33 AM
I'm glad I didn't waste five minutes of my life by RTFA. I can't imagine caring any less for pop culture than I do now.
/goes back to trying to find something interesting
 
2004-01-27 01:50:38 AM

She's a boy toy, she aims to please most males. I think she does look skanky but if I was a guy I would hit it. I know my husband would if he could, more power to her! more boobies to the men! And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her..

And I am not a fan of her or her music.


More power to her? Good Gawd, sounds to me like more of that typical emotionally-damaged female empowerment clap-trap. Women who feel a need to be empowered, or that seek empowerment through sexual means are so pathetically transparent, they aren't worth the paper they're printed on. Walk down any street in America and you'll have ten to twenty women just as sexy as X-Tina, or any other woman for that matter, so what does that make her? Average, and we all know the looks will pass. X-Tina is NOT a woman; she's a little girl who found her mommy's makeup and now she's playing grownup. The only real difference between her and any other woman in the entire world is that X-Tina's rich, and that makes her dangerous. Ask any man.

I can't wait for a couple more years to pass. Soon she'll be having her own "Where are they now" special on VH1.

Give me a smart, intelligent, real woman anyday over these wannabes. Now that's sexy.

Boobies = good.

Boobies + brains = sweet.
 
2004-01-27 01:51:08 AM
SkydivingNurse I'm glad I didn't waste five minutes of my life by RTFA. I can't imagine caring any less for pop culture than I do now.

*cough*wanker*cough*

Did you have to waste a minute of my time with that pointless post? Blindly hating pop culture is like about as interesting as me rebelling against eating Cornflakes because everyone else does.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:03 AM
You guys are full of crap......if Christina came up to you and asked you to shag her all over your house. Besides dying of shock you would......and with all those record deals, she must be quite rich....and to the ladies....stop being jelouse.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:35 AM
she is hot....for a famous person...

in real life, she would be average.....
 
2004-01-27 01:52:37 AM
Burk, I'm with you all the way on the empowerment BS, but "X-Tina?" Don't farking humor her.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:52 AM
hey NicePete, her name is Kara Styler. Got her break as a Playboy special editions model. Here's her site : www.karastyler.com
 
2004-01-27 01:53:40 AM
Oh, and I'm with Omni and biff, there IS something hot about her... somehow.
 
2004-01-27 01:54:02 AM
BoneCollector

You sound like you'd boff a drilled watermelon if someone taped a photo of boobs to it.

Most of us are not full of crap, and wont just toss our dicks into everything that walks by.

Have some standards man, even if it's only what type of STD's you'll tolerate.
 
2004-01-27 01:54:04 AM


The Christina I fell in love with......

...is long gone
 
2004-01-27 01:54:08 AM
Wha Happened??

 
2004-01-27 01:55:02 AM
Sometimes she looks damn hot and other times...well in the wise words of George Carlin, I wouldnt fark her with a stolen dick. Actually I would fark her with one Id just wrap it a few times.
 
2004-01-27 01:55:16 AM
2004-01-27 01:28:14 AM kitten_b
is "she smelled like hot dogs" code for something? am i that out of touch? oscar meyer, ball park, fenway franks, or the ones with cheese in 'em?
just asking.


I dont know of any 'code', but if the phrase "like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway" fits her, wasnt it likely that she'd eventually start to smell like 'em, too?
 
2004-01-27 01:55:18 AM
BoneCollector

Bugger off. Not everyone wants to shag an emaciated, shiat-ugly skank-whore, not when there are real women out there who won't make you want to gnaw off your arm the next morning.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:20 AM
Kill_Em_All:
Yikes.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:32 AM
And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her

I'll tell you why. Because kids like X-Tina make life much harder for real women. Why the hell would a man want to go to the trouble of meeting someone, courting them, and waiting until the wedding night, when there are women like X-Tina around? You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema. Life is NOT best experienced through indulgence.

Of course, I'm told I'm crazy on a regular basis, so I could be talking out of my ass.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:34 AM
Am I alone in thinking that anyone that uses "X" in place of "Chris" ought to be shot and pissed on (not in that order)? Dammit people, X means cross, not chris!
 
2004-01-27 01:58:37 AM
She may look like a clown but she has one helluva body. Yummy.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:05 AM
NeedlesslyCanadian

I didn't even catch on to what it was until you posted that. That's quite possibly the stupidiest thing I've ever seen.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:17 AM


I agree... What happened?
 
2004-01-27 01:59:27 AM
Merry X-Tmas.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:28 AM
Ok, everyone who's going to biatch about Christina being ugly or whatnot, get the hell off that site. I think she's pretty damn good looking and wouldn't mind taking a look at the pics (for non-fapping, educational purposes only). I highly doubt she's some whore like everyone likes to keep pinning on her. She's still really young and playing around with her sexuality and she's lucky enough to be in a position where she can do some really wacked out things (so maybe the Twisted Sister look was a little too crazy) and I give her credit for being herself while knowing damn well that a lot of people would give her shiat for dressing a certain way or wearing her make-up whatever way. Give her a few more years for her to settle down and then the whole bandwagon will once again shift in her favor...

*overtired rant, but I'd still like to see the damn pics
 
2004-01-27 01:59:51 AM
You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema.

What the hell? Being a publicity whore is one thing, but you're saying these media darlings are bad because they.. take the place of normal women? What?
 
2004-01-27 02:00:42 AM
I love Christina, but it looks like it's time for another "Butterfly Effect" photoshop: Christina Aguilera Edition.
 
2004-01-27 02:01:12 AM
What you don't like Xtian Slater?
 
2004-01-27 02:01:49 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:03 AM
hate to burst the cross thingy, but..here it comes...

The X is actually the Greek letter chi which is the first letter in Christos when spelled out using Greek letters. Quick tangent, the Christian symbol of a fish that mostly adorns cars these days comes from the fact that the first letters of the Greek phrase Iesous Christos Theou Yios Soter or Jesus Christ, Son of God, spells "fish" in Greek. Not content with fishy associations, those wacky early Christians often shortened Christ to X.

Technically, Christina should be... Xina. OK i'm out.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:33 AM
Anyone who wouldn't hit that either A) Is a hardcore fag B) Prefers little boys (I'm talking to you jesus freaks) or C) is simply retarded.

Now go jerk off to your ally mcbeal nappy models.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:56 AM
so thats Fishina then?
 
2004-01-27 02:02:59 AM
Ugly? Hardly. She wears too much make-up, sometimes.. but that's just public image. That one pic where she's wearing little to no makeup is actually quite hot.

It gets kind of sickening, seeing so many boys on the internet who think that insulting hot women will make them seem cool. Or is this just a case of "everyone says 'x-tina- is dirty, so i guess i'll hop on the bandwagon!"?
 
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