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2004-01-26 03:49:36 PM
Goddamn I love her skanky ass. There is just something about her that stirs something deep within my loins.
 
2004-01-26 03:50:04 PM
At least she won't breed.
 
2004-01-26 03:56:26 PM
Skankilicious!
 
2004-01-26 04:02:29 PM
Those pictures are so old, yet they never get old.

I wish more photos would leak like those from her FHM shoot.
 
2004-01-26 04:06:23 PM
That girl needs a haircut.

and a bath.

And a tetnus shot...or several.
 
2004-01-26 04:10:22 PM
Oooo, how controversial. It's like she's wackier and sluttier than Brittany or that Pink skank.

That's definitely the way to sell albums.
 
2004-01-26 04:10:34 PM
That girl needs on OmniShot if you know what I mean, and I think you do. People can say what they want about role models and what is or is not appropiate but I hope that her style of dress catches on among teenagers. Especially those that are legal.
 
2004-01-26 04:10:52 PM
I didn't see any lesbian goodness.

/wrist hurts from clicking through the 20+
 
2004-01-26 04:13:27 PM
Say what you will, I would still love to cure her lesbian tendencies or at least die tryin'!!
 
2004-01-26 04:19:56 PM
 
2004-01-26 04:36:08 PM
reedster
/wrist hurts from clicking through the 20+


Yeah, "clicking" ;-)
 
2004-01-26 04:46:06 PM
I've never been less excited to look at boobie pics.
 
2004-01-26 04:47:28 PM
Anyone notice how in "Underground European Sex Parties" animated GIF, one of the breasts becomes dented in the slow motion? That's crazy.
 
2004-01-26 05:31:47 PM
Quoted from the link: "I find it hornier looking at women then men."

That's ok; I find it hornier looking at women than Christina.

and I hate it when people use then in place of than.
 
2004-01-26 05:44:08 PM
Maybe I have a shot with her. I like girls more also
 
2004-01-26 06:01:48 PM
Morchella, perhaps she just omitted the comma, meaning to say "I find it hornier looking at women, then men."

/Giving Christina too much credit
 
2004-01-26 06:03:07 PM
and she used to be hot, too
 
2004-01-26 06:04:36 PM
this pic got rejected on totalfark
 
2004-01-26 06:05:13 PM
erm try again

 
2004-01-26 06:10:01 PM
Kick-ass body. Her face would look a lot better if she stopped ruining it with clown make-up.
 
2004-01-26 07:08:27 PM
I actually think she's ugly, but would it stop me from farking the shiat out of her? Nope. She could make me vewy hapwy.
 
2004-01-26 07:12:37 PM
She looks like one of the farking aliens in Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles.
 
2004-01-26 08:19:24 PM
Here's her face without clown makeup, iollow.
 
2004-01-26 09:59:03 PM
Well I guess you can just call me a whore.
 
2004-01-26 10:02:52 PM
Would the Scary or the Obvious tag work better here?
 
2004-01-27 01:04:39 AM
Would the Scary or the Obvious tag work better here?

Only if you're the UBER NERD, that kids himself that he could do better.
 
2004-01-27 01:13:46 AM
Bisexuality.....well that's one way to drum up them record sales.
 
2004-01-27 01:17:03 AM
Man, this is just depressing. Shame what happens to Mouseketeers these days, isn't it? What ever happened to Annette?

Is there any way she could become skankier?

/please don't answer that
 
2004-01-27 01:17:16 AM
Uberskank, I would not fark that with a rubber shlong even after spending 5 years the solitary hole of a Nigerian prison.

Nast, nasty, nasty... did I say nasty ?...NASTY.

Perhaps if she would agree to take a shower once every 6 months it would help her cause, but meanwhile I would rather do Bea Arthur. at least Bea smells of Ben-Gay which is way better then gas-station bought perfume and perspiration.
 
2004-01-27 01:20:24 AM
I am from Pittsburgh, I know some people that went to school with her, rumor is, and I have heard from multiple independent sources that she "smelled like hot dogs" that is the rumor and it doesn't change in any account.
 
2004-01-27 01:23:09 AM
I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot dick. Blegh. She's beyond skanky and into the realm of crackwhore-you'd-find-OD'd-in-the-gutter-somewhere. It'd be sad if she wasn't so unbelievably rich.
 
2004-01-27 01:24:14 AM
I dont know about the smelling like hot dog part, but you cannot go through 5 guys in 40 minutes* and come out smelling like a rose that is for sure...

*ask any roadie... or that idiot Fred Durst
 
2004-01-27 01:24:14 AM
skanky!
 
2004-01-27 01:24:24 AM
Sad that a girl with so much talent would squander it on these attention whore antics.

I still tap that a$$ like a Texan lookin' for oil.
 
2004-01-27 01:24:43 AM
haven't these pics been on newsfilter for a while? i know i most assuredly browsed through them before today.
 
2004-01-27 01:24:48 AM
I actually found her more attractive in that picture, exick. Normally, not so much.
 
2004-01-27 01:25:11 AM
Disgusting. I don't know why I clicked the link, but Christina Aguilera is a horrible specimen of a woman. Her face would be cute, but she wears the worst makeup ever. Her body also has a funky shape to it. She's incredibly long-waisted, without much curve to her. I also get the impression her snatch would be crust and smelly.

Also, today's Fark personal chick chinadoll looks an awful lot like Rachel Dratch.
 
2004-01-27 01:25:16 AM
She just...just...looks dirty. Y'know what I mean? Like she is in desperate need of a proper bathing, with hot water and soap and everything. Skank-o-rama. I wouldn't hit that with a ten-meter cattle prod.
 
2004-01-27 01:26:26 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......
 
2004-01-27 01:27:54 AM
I hope her breast implants leak and give her cancer....
 
2004-01-27 01:28:03 AM
ArnoldBabar
Morchella, perhaps she just omitted the comma, meaning to say "I find it hornier looking at women, then men."
/Giving Christina too much credit


Er... it's not like she typed this out herself.

/would hit it
 
2004-01-27 01:28:14 AM
is "she smelled like hot dogs" code for something? am i that out of touch? oscar meyer, ball park, fenway franks, or the ones with cheese in 'em?

just asking.
 
2004-01-27 01:28:41 AM
you did not mention armour.
 
2004-01-27 01:29:52 AM
Christ, I feel like I need penacillin just for looking at the pictures.
 
2004-01-27 01:30:41 AM
before she went insane:

http://eflip.free.fr/aguilera/millenium.html
 
2004-01-27 01:32:15 AM
the un-american spelling of armour offends me.

...nah.
 
2004-01-27 01:32:20 AM
On an unrelated side note, why do people type "Aguilera" as "Aquilera?" I know the Q and G look similar and everything, but they're not even close together on the keyboard. and they don't really sound alike. What's the deal?
 
2004-01-27 01:33:00 AM
I almost always hate these blonde plastic media whores but for some reason she does something do me on a deep fundamental level.
Something about me really likes this skank and I can't say why.
I still try to ignore her but I have to admit it.
 
2004-01-27 01:33:26 AM
If only she could meet a nice guy like Henry Earl... they could retire to nice carboard box in an alley somewhere and die happy
 
2004-01-27 01:33:40 AM
I fart in X-Tina's general direction



FART poot preeeeeen
 
2004-01-27 01:34:08 AM
I'd hit it, but double bag it.
 
2004-01-27 01:34:48 AM
It's a virus, it's communicable and all your daughters end up looking like this no matter how cute they were before...oh, and there's no cure...
 
2004-01-27 01:35:01 AM
Bah, there's nothing NSFW about those!
 
2004-01-27 01:35:56 AM
Farked already?
 
2004-01-27 01:36:25 AM
I'd hit it with her.
But not before laminating my wee-wee.
 
2004-01-27 01:36:47 AM
She's a boy toy, she aims to please most males. I think she does look skanky but if I was a guy I would hit it. I know my husband would if he could, more power to her! more boobies to the men! And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her..

And I am not a fan of her or her music.
 
2004-01-27 01:36:52 AM
I just want to shoot whoever slipped that pic of Dee Snyder in the middle.

http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/christina-aguilera-9.htm

Lucky I wasn't fapping, or I might have caught teh gay.
 
2004-01-27 01:37:22 AM
there's pictures somewhere, I believe on ebaumworld.com, of celebs without makeup and skanky hoe Aquillera(sp) is one of them. She's actually not that bad a-looking woman -- or at least has the potential to be. a lot more so than some other pop culture sluts. Why she skanks herself out, I have no idea.

it sure as hell beats jerking off to pictures of Paris Hilton. I am so sick of that skinny headed biatch.
 
2004-01-27 01:38:04 AM
I'd hit it.......with a cement truck.
 
2004-01-27 01:38:35 AM
I would allow her the priviledge of administering fallacio to me.
 
2004-01-27 01:40:25 AM
Larry Christ that's slow!
 
2004-01-27 01:42:03 AM
Can any tell who this is? Probably a Playmate.
 
2004-01-27 01:42:04 AM
I swear she is on the verge of doing a Playboy photo shoot.
 
2004-01-27 01:42:41 AM
 
2004-01-27 01:42:41 AM
Is fallacio the italian version of fellatio?
 
2004-01-27 01:44:03 AM
I don't know why I clicked on that. She looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and the mid-90s version of Dana Plato.

Enjoy the mental image.
 
2004-01-27 01:44:29 AM
I think "fallacio" would be pronounced fall achio in I-talian.
 
2004-01-27 01:47:03 AM
Im with cheshirecatsmileyface except for the Garfield T shirt bit.
 
2004-01-27 01:47:32 AM
.s.l.o.w.
 
2004-01-27 01:48:09 AM
Newsfilter's web server has gone from suck to blow. Oh well, I got to #9 and started feeling queasy.
 
2004-01-27 01:48:33 AM
I'm glad I didn't waste five minutes of my life by RTFA. I can't imagine caring any less for pop culture than I do now.
/goes back to trying to find something interesting
 
2004-01-27 01:50:38 AM

She's a boy toy, she aims to please most males. I think she does look skanky but if I was a guy I would hit it. I know my husband would if he could, more power to her! more boobies to the men! And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her..

And I am not a fan of her or her music.


More power to her? Good Gawd, sounds to me like more of that typical emotionally-damaged female empowerment clap-trap. Women who feel a need to be empowered, or that seek empowerment through sexual means are so pathetically transparent, they aren't worth the paper they're printed on. Walk down any street in America and you'll have ten to twenty women just as sexy as X-Tina, or any other woman for that matter, so what does that make her? Average, and we all know the looks will pass. X-Tina is NOT a woman; she's a little girl who found her mommy's makeup and now she's playing grownup. The only real difference between her and any other woman in the entire world is that X-Tina's rich, and that makes her dangerous. Ask any man.

I can't wait for a couple more years to pass. Soon she'll be having her own "Where are they now" special on VH1.

Give me a smart, intelligent, real woman anyday over these wannabes. Now that's sexy.

Boobies = good.

Boobies + brains = sweet.
 
2004-01-27 01:51:08 AM
SkydivingNurse I'm glad I didn't waste five minutes of my life by RTFA. I can't imagine caring any less for pop culture than I do now.

*cough*wanker*cough*

Did you have to waste a minute of my time with that pointless post? Blindly hating pop culture is like about as interesting as me rebelling against eating Cornflakes because everyone else does.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:03 AM
You guys are full of crap......if Christina came up to you and asked you to shag her all over your house. Besides dying of shock you would......and with all those record deals, she must be quite rich....and to the ladies....stop being jelouse.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:35 AM
she is hot....for a famous person...

in real life, she would be average.....
 
2004-01-27 01:52:37 AM
Burk, I'm with you all the way on the empowerment BS, but "X-Tina?" Don't farking humor her.
 
2004-01-27 01:52:52 AM
hey NicePete, her name is Kara Styler. Got her break as a Playboy special editions model. Here's her site : www.karastyler.com
 
2004-01-27 01:53:40 AM
Oh, and I'm with Omni and biff, there IS something hot about her... somehow.
 
2004-01-27 01:54:02 AM
BoneCollector

You sound like you'd boff a drilled watermelon if someone taped a photo of boobs to it.

Most of us are not full of crap, and wont just toss our dicks into everything that walks by.

Have some standards man, even if it's only what type of STD's you'll tolerate.
 
2004-01-27 01:54:04 AM


The Christina I fell in love with......

...is long gone
 
2004-01-27 01:54:08 AM
Wha Happened??

 
2004-01-27 01:55:02 AM
Sometimes she looks damn hot and other times...well in the wise words of George Carlin, I wouldnt fark her with a stolen dick. Actually I would fark her with one Id just wrap it a few times.
 
2004-01-27 01:55:16 AM
2004-01-27 01:28:14 AM kitten_b
is "she smelled like hot dogs" code for something? am i that out of touch? oscar meyer, ball park, fenway franks, or the ones with cheese in 'em?
just asking.


I dont know of any 'code', but if the phrase "like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway" fits her, wasnt it likely that she'd eventually start to smell like 'em, too?
 
2004-01-27 01:55:18 AM
BoneCollector

Bugger off. Not everyone wants to shag an emaciated, shiat-ugly skank-whore, not when there are real women out there who won't make you want to gnaw off your arm the next morning.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:20 AM
Kill_Em_All:
Yikes.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:32 AM
And no I don't get why most females feel the need to trash her

I'll tell you why. Because kids like X-Tina make life much harder for real women. Why the hell would a man want to go to the trouble of meeting someone, courting them, and waiting until the wedding night, when there are women like X-Tina around? You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema. Life is NOT best experienced through indulgence.

Of course, I'm told I'm crazy on a regular basis, so I could be talking out of my ass.
 
2004-01-27 01:57:34 AM
Am I alone in thinking that anyone that uses "X" in place of "Chris" ought to be shot and pissed on (not in that order)? Dammit people, X means cross, not chris!
 
2004-01-27 01:58:37 AM
She may look like a clown but she has one helluva body. Yummy.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:05 AM
NeedlesslyCanadian

I didn't even catch on to what it was until you posted that. That's quite possibly the stupidiest thing I've ever seen.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:17 AM


I agree... What happened?
 
2004-01-27 01:59:27 AM
Merry X-Tmas.
 
2004-01-27 01:59:28 AM
Ok, everyone who's going to biatch about Christina being ugly or whatnot, get the hell off that site. I think she's pretty damn good looking and wouldn't mind taking a look at the pics (for non-fapping, educational purposes only). I highly doubt she's some whore like everyone likes to keep pinning on her. She's still really young and playing around with her sexuality and she's lucky enough to be in a position where she can do some really wacked out things (so maybe the Twisted Sister look was a little too crazy) and I give her credit for being herself while knowing damn well that a lot of people would give her shiat for dressing a certain way or wearing her make-up whatever way. Give her a few more years for her to settle down and then the whole bandwagon will once again shift in her favor...

*overtired rant, but I'd still like to see the damn pics
 
2004-01-27 01:59:51 AM
You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema.

What the hell? Being a publicity whore is one thing, but you're saying these media darlings are bad because they.. take the place of normal women? What?
 
2004-01-27 02:00:42 AM
I love Christina, but it looks like it's time for another "Butterfly Effect" photoshop: Christina Aguilera Edition.
 
2004-01-27 02:01:12 AM
What you don't like Xtian Slater?
 
2004-01-27 02:01:49 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:03 AM
hate to burst the cross thingy, but..here it comes...

The X is actually the Greek letter chi which is the first letter in Christos when spelled out using Greek letters. Quick tangent, the Christian symbol of a fish that mostly adorns cars these days comes from the fact that the first letters of the Greek phrase Iesous Christos Theou Yios Soter or Jesus Christ, Son of God, spells "fish" in Greek. Not content with fishy associations, those wacky early Christians often shortened Christ to X.

Technically, Christina should be... Xina. OK i'm out.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:33 AM
Anyone who wouldn't hit that either A) Is a hardcore fag B) Prefers little boys (I'm talking to you jesus freaks) or C) is simply retarded.

Now go jerk off to your ally mcbeal nappy models.
 
2004-01-27 02:02:56 AM
so thats Fishina then?
 
2004-01-27 02:02:59 AM
Ugly? Hardly. She wears too much make-up, sometimes.. but that's just public image. That one pic where she's wearing little to no makeup is actually quite hot.

It gets kind of sickening, seeing so many boys on the internet who think that insulting hot women will make them seem cool. Or is this just a case of "everyone says 'x-tina- is dirty, so i guess i'll hop on the bandwagon!"?
 
2004-01-27 02:03:08 AM
yeh, i wouldn't hump a girl with millions of dollars and a bangin' body. NO WAY!
LIARS!
 
2004-01-27 02:03:22 AM
TheRealist

Yep, I suppose that would be right. I was thinking about those signs you see, "School X ING"
 
2004-01-27 02:04:32 AM
stop the feminazi bullshiat, koneko. The broad is skanky and ugly.

I see hotter chicks everytime I go to the gym or supermarket.
 
2004-01-27 02:07:46 AM
It gets kind of sickening, seeing so many boys on the internet who think that insulting hot women will make them seem cool. Or is this just a case of "everyone says 'x-tina- is dirty, so i guess i'll hop on the bandwagon!"?

no, I actually don't care for her. she was hot in her earlier pictures, she's not now. this is probably one of the only boobies links posted where i've not liked the chick.
 
2004-01-27 02:10:10 AM
i can't wait until teen pop stars go straight to the bukkake(sp?) videos in order to bump sales.

christina's online porn video debut in 5.... 4....3.... 2....
 
2004-01-27 02:10:58 AM
Give me a smart, intelligent, real woman anyday over these wannabes. Now that's sexy.
Boobies = good.
Boobies + brains = sweet.


Good for you, man. It's been my experience that it's much better to have a chick around with which you can have an intelligent conversation.

Then, make sure the relationship is comfortable enough that you can grope and stare during said conversation, and you're set.
 
2004-01-27 02:12:02 AM
Some of the folks on here simultaneously amuse and disgust me with their blanket statements that all guys who don't stand straight at attention for a celebrity are somehow "gay" or "lying".

I wouldn't want to live in the world the way some of you folks perceive it, where style appears to trump substance.
 
2004-01-27 02:12:03 AM
2004-01-27 02:02:03 AM TheRealist
hate to burst the cross thingy, but..here it comes...


That was awesome, thanks. Here it is, 2:10am, and I didnt think I was going to have learned anything new today. I always figured they shortened Christ to X (x-mas) because its like a cross.
 
2004-01-27 02:12:33 AM
BilldaCat10

she was 16 in those "earlier" pictures. PEDO
 
2004-01-27 02:12:38 AM
ok she looks like eminem without make up
 
2004-01-27 02:12:58 AM
Is she a skank? Yeah. Is she a talentless musical hack? Yeah. Is she attractive? I can't even tell anymore. Now we've got her saying she like girls? I'm not even sure I want her on our side.

Those pictures were nice to look at in a freaky sorta way, though.
 
2004-01-27 02:14:33 AM
LexRockhard Seriously, she looks just like an illustration of Grendel's mother I saw a couple days ago.
 
2004-01-27 02:15:18 AM
Kudos to Dennis Rodman's cosmetic surgeon.
 
2004-01-27 02:15:43 AM
Yea, i would take her over many women I see just walking down the street (based on looks strictly). But don't you agree her body took a dive at some point in the past.....year? She looks good in the FHM pics, still fappable, but definitely not in the red/black outfit as she's laying a fart in that pic above.
 
2004-01-27 02:16:56 AM
Those xtina pics gave my monitor genital warts...
 
2004-01-27 02:17:06 AM
ill tell you what happened... just like michael jackson flipped after his association with vincent price, agorilla flipped after she got cozy with versace.

SOLVED/ CASE CLOSED/ THEY CALL ME MATLOCK
 
2004-01-27 02:17:44 AM
Allright, lets set things straight. No matter how slutty acting/looking she is, she does have a nice body, and even if some dont agree with that, inside, they know it's true and are just trying to make themselves seem like a better person by making joke of her. You know, being a man, if she were in your house, and she were offering, you would hit it. (assuming your not married, then it might be acceptable to decline) But she is stupid, and whatnot, I agree, but you cant deny your instincts.

Instincts = hit it till the cows some home
 
2004-01-27 02:18:39 AM
koneko:
Ugly? Hardly. She wears too much make-up, sometimes.. but that's just public image. That one pic where she's wearing little to no makeup is actually quite hot.

It gets kind of sickening, seeing so many boys on the internet who think that insulting hot women will make them seem cool. Or is this just a case of "everyone says 'x-tina- is dirty, so i guess i'll hop on the bandwagon!"?


Typical. This is a shining example of the elitist, double-standard feminism that is plaguing this country.

How about this?

I can't speak for the others here, but if I say someone looks like an ugly skank, it's because I think she looks like an ugly skank.

The very idea that I give two shiats if you or anyone else in this anonymous menagerie of web-monkeys makes a groundless judgement about whether or not I'm "cool" as a result of my opinion is offensive to me.

It gets kind of sickening, seeing the minority of girls on the internet who think that blindly embracing feminism and trolling in a thread for a link in the "Boobies" category makes them seem cool. Or is this just a case of "If a guy expresses his opinion, it's because he wants to oppress mine, that bastard, so I'll ask rhetorical questions with punctuation errors that'll make their eyes bleed!"?
 
2004-01-27 02:19:15 AM
No, instincts drive toward an acceptable mate. Nice body sure, but she looks like she's carrying ten STDs or so, making me definitely NOT want to hit it.
 
2004-01-27 02:24:06 AM
Cast
Anyone who wouldn't hit that either A) Is a hardcore fag B) Prefers little boys (I'm talking to you jesus freaks) or C) is simply retarded.

D)None of the above
E)Has standards
F)Understands that "there is no cure... but there is treatment available!"
G)Understands that homosexuals, pedophiles, and the mentally retarded do not make up a substantial percentage of the population.
H)Go fark yourself, you asshat.

Now go jerk off to your ally mcbeal nappy models.
I'm intrigued. Please explain.
 
2004-01-27 02:24:17 AM
Juansmith.

Youre not cool.

thx
 
2004-01-27 02:25:18 AM
Friends, Farkers ... I have your answer to what happened to Christina:

Root of the Problem

Women like attention.

Complication

Christina, like all young women, has low self-image because quite frankly she is not smart enough to differentiate reality from airbrushed advertisements.

In addition, all women like attention whether it is bad or good. The reality is, women today live life for happiness at any price so someone paying attention because they are a skank is just as satisfying as attention for being intelligent or a good person.

Effect

Women today will do anything for attention, good or bad ... mostly bad. Christina destroyed her good looks with implants and other appliances and decided that being a dirty skank was fun because it got her lots of attention. We, as fappers, could now care less because the beautiful petite hottie from the Genie in a Bottle video ... which I would happily of fapped to... is not a fat, used, implant-wearing skank that makes my sack shrink.

Conclusion

All women are whores. I will soon produce the math equations to support this theory. I have provided in other fark forums initial theories and such. Please be patient as I need to double-check the calculations. I am hoping for a Fields Medal and/or Nobel Prize so please do not steal my theory.

I thank you for your time.
 
2004-01-27 02:26:01 AM
koneko It gets kind of sickening, seeing so many boys on the internet who think that insulting hot women will make them seem cool.

I see Aguilera and think "dirty slut exploiting her fuzz for cash," you see Aguilera and think "hot." That isn't "insulting hot women," that's called different taste.

But who's insulting Amy Brenneman? Or Maggie Gyllenhaal? (Who has been far more risque, nnd far less slutty.) Or Cate Blanchett? Or Sophia Coppola? Those hot women don't have reputations as dirty sluts because they don't create that public image. They're respectable. The mention of their names doesn't lead to me immediately think of hydrogen peroxide.

If you've got a problem with guys who are willing to say, "Aguilera's disgusting," then there's a simple answer: only keep company with men who think that the "dirty slut" image is attractive. Calling every man who disagrees with you "boys" only suggests that you're as vapid as your argument suggests. And if they were so shallow, they'd be attacking all Aguilera fans as sluts, not the woman herself. Consider yourself lucky.
 
2004-01-27 02:26:24 AM
Hi. I'm from Pittsburgh and want to confirm that there does exist a rumor involving "hot dogs".
 
2004-01-27 02:26:31 AM
enve0ner:
she was 16 in those "earlier" pictures. PEDO

FYI...

Women are pretty much fully developed when they hit about 15-16 years of age. Were you attracted to girls in high school?

Did your 18th birthday suddenly make that attraction unnatural and wrong?

If you're checking out 9-year-olds, you have a serious problem. No worries for 16.
 
2004-01-27 02:27:02 AM
Juansmith
The very idea that I give two shiats if you or anyone else in this anonymous menagerie of web-monkeys makes a groundless judgement about whether or not I'm "cool" as a result of my opinion is offensive to me.

So, you're not bothered if some no name on the interent says you're not cool, but you are bothered if they think they can make the judgement?
 
2004-01-27 02:29:50 AM
Sashanna:
I must have you, you saucy wench.

Unless of course you're a guy... Wouldn't want to teh fag the fcuking gay or anything...
 
2004-01-27 02:30:19 AM
Juansmith
I want to be YOU when I grow up.
 
2004-01-27 02:30:27 AM
enve0ner:

Basically.
 
2004-01-27 02:31:34 AM
While I was looking at the pictures McAfee kept poping up saying "A virius has been detected" "The Worm W32.herpes.gen has been removed from your computer, would you like to scan all files now?"
 
2004-01-27 02:31:45 AM
"Wouldn't want to teh fag the fcuking gay or anything..."

Why stop now?
 
2004-01-27 02:32:23 AM
oh those poor hot dogs were they ok?
 
2004-01-27 02:34:35 AM
Juansmith
FYI...
Women are pretty much fully developed when they hit about 15-16 years of age. Were you attracted to girls in high school?
Did your 18th birthday suddenly make that attraction unnatural and wrong?
If you're checking out 9-year-olds, you have a serious problem. No worries for 16.


There's really no arguing with logic like that i suppose. Have fun staring at the 16 year olds at the food court in your local mall.
 
2004-01-27 02:34:44 AM
TommyymmoT:

For some reason, your screen name makes me think of an incestuous coupling of a couple of unimaginitively named twin brothers.

*cough*
"But I ain't a queer!"
(step further)
"In fact, I hate queers!"
(step further)
"Let's go kill some queers!"

/channeling George Carlin, not taking self too seriously

Oh... And, apparently, got nothin'.
 
2004-01-27 02:34:47 AM
I gotta agree, man she's just not hot. Oh I know every nerd says that about chicks they couldn't have. 99% of the boobie links are hot chicks. But when I look at her, I don't know, just something wrong. The whole wacky makeup, weird hair, crazy eyes, I don't know just is not going on. It's like a mainstream gothic chick, and I guess if you like gothic chicks.
 
2004-01-27 02:35:42 AM
what magazine are the pics w/ boobies and piercings from?

Not the maxim shoot, was it?!?
 
2004-01-27 02:35:53 AM
I think she is hot, not as hot as she used to be, but still hot.

I just wish she would pick a race and stick to it.
 
2004-01-27 02:37:56 AM
enve0ner:
There's really no arguing with logic like that i suppose. Have fun staring at the 16 year olds at the food court in your local mall.

Even if I didn't detest the mall, the pedantic ramblings of many girls that age are usually enough to turn me away from them (despite only being 3 years their senior). I happen to prefer girls my own age. Attending a university facilitates that preference.

I was merely saying that it isn't wrong to find post-pubescent females attractive.
 
2004-01-27 02:39:13 AM
Is there any woman who 90% of farkers can agree is hot? if so, can we see her boobies? How about that brazilizn soccer team playboy shoot ( i know it wasnt the real team, shut up) lets have move of that and less skanky ex-fat chicks.
 
2004-01-27 02:40:10 AM
Oh dear sweet Jeebus...

First off--I give this gal some props for her voice. That ain't fake. The antics, the publicity hound fishing trips, all the press, it gets her air play. It gets her videos played, and I'm willing to bet there's very few of us on this thread that know the gal.

I can say freely, without shame, that I find her a bit refreshing. She's doing the slutty thing, and then she got a little round, and she still sounded good. I'm not a fan of her stuff, but I can appreciate the voice. How she sells that is her business. She raises some eyebrows, but it's theater, and she's playing to her audience. And she's not apolgizing for it, she's just doing it. I'm hoping that she'll grow out of it, but Marylin Monroe was a sex bomb for her whole damn career, and folks still love her today.

I don't really care, one way or another, how she sells her stuff. I don't even know her, so I can't really judge the gal. I reserve ire for folks that actually impact my life--Barbara Striesand turned my favorite book into a travesty of film, so her I got a minor beef with, and she spouts crap from time to time, but I don't really know the woman, so I can't really judge her too much. Jian Ghomeshi from Moxy Fruuvous tried to take underaged girls who worked for me onto his tour bus, and him I'll beat down into paste next time he tries it. But it's actions that actually impact me that I judge on. Christina--she's a gal who's trying to make the transition from child star to adult pop singer, and it ain't easy today. The make-up, the goofy antics, it's all window dressing. I don't really care too much for it, one way or another.

Ladies complaining about Christina and the rest making it hard for you: if a fella is chasing after a skank, do you really want him? Really? These fellas, if they're passing you up, for a cheap roll in the hay, they weren't there for you in the first place. It's the same thing for fellas who complain that gals go for the flashy fellas with wads of cash, instead of fellas of substance. They weren't for you in the first place. You weren't what they were looking for, as much as you weren't what they were looking for.

You keep running into fellas who are looking for cheap sex and skanks, then maybe you need to go shopping elsewhere. If you keep banging your head against a wall of shallowness, then maybe instead of blaming the wall, you ought to get the heck out of that alley.

Find better partners, stop blaming the gals or fellas they're looking for. You're at fault, because you're expecting something that they ain't.

And blaming them for not being ready for something you're ready for is bone stupid. Like blaming water for being wet, or winter in New England being cold. Get out of the water; move. biatching don't make it any better.

She rolls up on your boy-toy when you're at the club and shakes her kiester and lures him away, then you've got beef. Beef for her being rude, and beef with the boy-du-jour for being just as rude for running out without a by your leave. I'd be more pissed at the boy-du-jour than the gal who rolled up, in that case.

You don't like her stuff: fine. Don't like her music: fine. Don't like her image: fine. But unless you actually meet the gal, maybe the ire should be reserved for folks that actually impact your life. She hurts women about the same way that any pretty gal that has discovered that shaking her fanny to get men to do things for her hurts women. She's just more public about it, and has photgraphers in tow to watch. Paris Hilton and others have done much more outrageous stuff, and I don't really care. One way or another.

Don't like it. Don't eat it. But don't worry about what other people have on their plate. Worked when you were four, it works today.

Just for the record--yes, I think she's a cutie. Waaay too young for me to think about--I keep a tight 10 year window right now, plus or minus, because I find that I can't really relate to a gal in her early 20's, and gals in their early 40's aren't hip on the single father thing, got their own agenda working. Do I blame these gals? No. I ain't looking for what they got, and that's fine. They aren't biatches or ho's, they just ain't for me. Not everyone is.

Get over it. Find someone who does pick up what you're putting down, and stop blaming the world for your own inadequecy issues.

OK, rant's off. Go back to telling each other how you'd hit it.
 
2004-01-27 02:41:22 AM
they must greenlight these things just for the entertainment value...where's the marshmallows?
 
2004-01-27 02:42:52 AM
dpava
They're from the shoot for her album, I think.
 
2004-01-27 02:43:11 AM
I recently saw her new video for some song that was in black and white and she was wearing just what looked like a slip-like dress. And she looked gorgeous...

/FYI
 
2004-01-27 02:46:27 AM
XSLUMLORDX

About that Brazilian Soccer team ... upon closer inspection those women are pretty average looking. I mean, a couple of them looked passable. A few looked like lady boys quite frankly.

I think Tera Patrick before her implants was about as close as a woman could be to 90%. It was the saddest day of my life when I found out she augmented her perfect breasts. It just shows you that even women who have everything will do anything for an ounce of attention (good or bad) they think they're not getting.

Sigh.
 
2004-01-27 02:50:08 AM
So when is her hardcore porn debut?
 
2004-01-27 02:55:35 AM
I have to say..she looked damn sexy when she was inraged..
 
2004-01-27 02:56:49 AM
The ranting in this thread is far more entertaining than the link itself.
 
2004-01-27 03:00:07 AM
All I have to say is:

"Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I still won't eat the filthy motherfarkers."
 
2004-01-27 03:04:01 AM
Does club soda get out protein stains?
 
2004-01-27 03:04:26 AM
Fooshnik:
I take offense to that, you Nazi.

/sarcasm
 
2004-01-27 03:05:01 AM
Juansmith

Flattering as the offer is - I am a guy but to prevent you from catching the ghey and as a consolation prize I will pass your profile along to a couple rather cute single girls that I know. As they are in their mid-20s the age gap might be a little uncomfortable for you but considering Michelle 'accidentally' let a 19 year old boy take her home on Friday night Im sure you can work something out. Just make sure your dad isnt sitting on the front porch on Saturday morning because that made Michelle just a little uncomfortable too...
 
2004-01-27 03:10:52 AM
brownout

funniest thing i read in a while....
 
2004-01-27 03:11:50 AM
I think she's cute.

There, I have voiced my opinion on this beacon of democracy.
 
2004-01-27 03:28:20 AM
God damn celebrities and their urge to create an "image" for marketability. Drop the microphone, and you can't tell her from a prostitute.
 
2004-01-27 03:38:53 AM
does it really matter. she is a marketing image, and we are talking about her. mission accomplished. at least she does try a new look, though
 
2004-01-27 04:06:33 AM
ooooo!
and the guy that played Todd in Boogie Night

what the hell was his name? he was like the main guy in deep blue sea sort of christopher lambert lookin

/still all man, baby
/wishes I were Sam Elliot or Billy Bob
 
2004-01-27 04:16:53 AM
Do the whole 8ball at once Juansmith?
 
2004-01-27 04:21:21 AM
hubiestubert would hit it.
 
2004-01-27 04:27:21 AM
I'm all for female empowerment, but I don't think Christina knows what the fark is going on. She acts if she's the first woman to "experiment with her sexuality" - which is so farking pretentious when you probably don't really mean it. Want to impress me, Christina? Come out and say you're a furrie! Rock Hollywood! You have a fat guy fetish! You masturbate to Richard Simmons "Rocking to the Oldies" volume 1 and 3!

She has great vocals though.
 
2004-01-27 04:27:49 AM
I think my monitor got syphillis from looking at those pics.
 
2004-01-27 04:36:12 AM
this just in...
in an effort to stay ahead of the one-upmanship of post-mousketeer rivalry, christina has decided to "further explore her sexuality" by jetting to the middle of backwoods NC and having sex with regular fat old farker mrcaffeine

she dares britney and jessica simpson to try to beat her to it.

mrcaffeine was unavailable for comment as he has retreated to the gym just in case any of the three actually show up

mrcaffeine's ex-wife was unavailable for comment because she can't stop laughing
 
2004-01-27 04:36:59 AM
2004-01-27 01:54:04 AM LexRockhard

...same story....
 
2004-01-27 04:40:21 AM
Now, not to interrupt the flame-waredness going on here, but just keep in mind guys (laides too) that we are all here because we like FARK, and that pretty much means we like the internet boobies (weeners), surfing, funny stuff, and anything else that you like (because we might like it too). This is a place to come together, and yes, we are all going to have those few differences where we feel like flaming the hell out of each other, but keep in mind (obove all other things) that we probably would all get along great if we were in a room together. So before you make those "Your such a freaking faggot loser" comments, just think, that person could actually be a great friend, with just different opinions on THIS subject. Carry on.

Brother against brother, but brothers against cousin...and everyone against Bush.
 
2004-01-27 04:43:15 AM
I'd do it...

But you would be surprized just who i'd do..
 
2004-01-27 04:47:32 AM
I'm with enjoycocaine
If we were to join forces, we'd be like some hyperactive, tweaked out super duo and would rule farkistan

I wonder if there's any farkers with "meth" in their name? We could be like the "Legion of Tweakers" and we could battle all the farkers hooked on downers.

/or at least outrun them
 
2004-01-27 05:03:23 AM
HEY HEY OVER HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME, CHRISTINA. I GUESS SAYING I'M LATINO DIDN'T WORK AND THE SLUT IMAGE HAS LOST ITS CHARM SINCE THAT COPY CATTING biatch BRITTANY STOLE IT FROM ME. WELL, I'M GOING TO ONE UP HER! FORGET THAT ERECTION CREATING SPIT EXCHANGE WITH MADONNA...I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET BRITTANY AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
 
2004-01-27 05:07:59 AM
burkazoid2002
Wow either you are a slow reader, or you where so pissed at my comment that you hit the enter key too fast hah! (cause you made separate comments btw)

Anyways I know I am a real woman and I don't see how Christina Aguilera is hurting my status as one, actually you sound like the one with the feminist crap heh.

I am not a impressionable woman so if Christina or Britney or whoever the fark wants to appear skanky or slutty I think that is their issue but I don't get all worked up about it saying that hurts the female image, actually now that I am writing that it makes me laugh cause it sounds so darn stupid. Impressionable people shouldn't be reading fark anyways, she has nice boobies she wants to show them MORE POWER TO HER (not in the feminazzy kind of way, just clearing)
 
2004-01-27 05:08:47 AM
*Britney is standing outside of the closet with a 9 iron, poised to strike...*
 
2004-01-27 05:10:44 AM
And I say, "More power to YOU, kittypoo"!

/can I see your boobies, now?
 
2004-01-27 05:19:23 AM
...with the Lord as my co-pilot, I'd hit it.
 
2004-01-27 05:20:45 AM
I like Xtina. You've got to admire someone who never leaves the house unless she looks like she walked straight out of Blade Runner.

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe..."
 
2004-01-27 05:22:20 AM
I want more life, fcucker
 
2004-01-27 05:55:37 AM


"Lemme tell you something... that kid's gay"
 
2004-01-27 06:06:54 AM


She so skanky, she so hot nonetheless, me so horny.
 
2004-01-27 06:11:10 AM
I guess me and Christina DO have something in common.
 
2004-01-27 06:11:57 AM
Wow, I never knew you guys were such Puritans.

Tell me, what makes one half-naked girl a skank and another not? Is it the fact that she dyes her hair? Is it the black stuff on her eyes? Would you prefer she dress in a maid's outfit or something equally lame and boring?

Seriously, I don't get it. I don't see why dressing to be blatantly sexy (epecially when you've got such a nice body) is such a crime.
 
2004-01-27 06:15:37 AM
I love Christina and couldn't care less what a bunch of fickle cube jockeys think of her........

Pop your Celine Dion disk in and leave Christina alone.
 
2004-01-27 06:20:41 AM
I don't like Christina, she's not my type. But I understand it's her right to dress like a underage Bangkok ho, and by God I'll defend that right to the bitter end!
 
2004-01-27 06:31:00 AM
GIS for "ow my eyes":
 
2004-01-27 06:37:05 AM
Does anyone else find it ambiguous that the title says "Christina Aguilera nude and topless"? If you're nude, doesn't that necessarily mean you're topless?
 
2004-01-27 06:42:30 AM

Good voice, good booty.

My girlfriend and I would both hit it.

 
2004-01-27 06:52:48 AM
Tell me, what makes one half-naked girl a skank and another not? Is it the fact that she dyes her hair? Is it the black stuff on her eyes? Would you prefer she dress in a maid's outfit or something equally lame and boring?

Im willing to take a shot at deconstructing this:

1. Her hair looks like its been a couple of weeks since its seen a bar of soap, let alone shampoo. Last time I saw a girl with hair like that I could smell her from the far side of the ferry. On the outside of the ferry.

2. Make up should enhance a girl's natural features, not completely replace them. Her eyebrows appear to be completely drawn on not containing any actual hair, something that is normally only seen on grandmas.

3. Nudity or the clothing really isnt the issue. Although red boots with fishnet stockings are hopefully only seen on prostitutes in Amsterdam.

Im sure others have more to add...
 
2004-01-27 07:10:42 AM
I want to find her attractive, and sometimes do, but she often seems to go to great lengths to intentionally make herself look like a cheap prostitute. A (still apparently intentionally) dirty one. She'd look alot better IMO if she'd rewind a couple years and stop going out of her way to look like a skank that would shag you behind the dumpster for a stick of gum and a cig.
 
2004-01-27 07:18:28 AM
Apparently some people like to read into things a little too much.

Cuz.. you know.. i'm a femnazi :P
 
2004-01-27 07:26:20 AM
DrToast

trust me...she has no chance of stealing my girlfriend from me.

if i had a girlfriend.

or if i was even a lesbian.
 
2004-01-27 07:36:15 AM
I swear, nobody else could ruin themselves if they tried. Heroin anyone?
 
2004-01-27 07:45:19 AM
...5

...4

...3

...2

Countdown until she does 'Blacks on Blondes" video...
 
2004-01-27 07:51:54 AM
I think it's rather entertaining that she would now comes back with "I'd rather have kissed Brittany" like she wanted to fark her on stage. Fact is that Brittany got all the positive buzz there was to be had for the "Madonna kissing episode", and people basically forget that Christina was even there. Maybe this is her attempt to turn things around. Maybe we'll get lucky next week and Brittany will reveal in a "candid" interview the reason she broke off her wedding with that guy from her hometown is that she realized she was in love in Christina. *shrug*

To me Christina is in danger of becoming the female Michael Jackson. Well actually the *anti-Michael*. She started out this fair skinned, blonde haired gal. Now when I see her, her hair is dyed black and her skin looks like somebody left her in the tanning booth several days too long--or maybe she just uses too much skin bronzer--whatever it looks unnatural. Also, I don't know who her personal trainer is, but "bulking up for tour" in my mind doesn't mean you fatten up your client--you have them build endurance muscle and make sure the concert venues provide your client with something other than Twinkees and regular Mountain Dew to wash them down. Maybe she wants to turn herself into Oprah Winfrey. An Oprah Winfrey who's bisexual and sings. Or maybe she just wants to be Missy Elliot. Feh.

Good Advise: Just don't be messing with any 12 year old girls Christina. The authorities generally frown upon that. Also, I understand that a certain ranch with a fully equipped zoo and carnival rides will be coming up for sale soon. Avoid purchasing it.

--h
 
2004-01-27 08:00:59 AM
chesirecatsmileyface
the next question, logically, is to ask whether she stole an ex-boyfriend of yours. because i just don't see the need to get so wound up over some girl you've never met, will probably never deal with, and whom your current boyfriend will never meet and/or deal with. and that, ms lauren, is most likely what the good dr toast was referring to.

all
when christina or britney does the "innocent slut" thing it often turns out differently than when your own 16-year-old daughter does the "innocent slut" thing.

burkazoid seemed to be making a point that if enough "real life" women start acting like christina, that skews the expectations of "real life" men and makes it more difficult for "real life" women who are not like that.
 
2004-01-27 08:03:30 AM
Rillion:

She's a skank 'cos someone SAID she is. Isn't that all the criteria required in a Jr. High School?

I think we're seeing a bit of sour grapes from guys who will never get any closer than they are right now to someone who looks that good. :)
 
2004-01-27 08:03:47 AM
1. it's all marketing, it always is. even if it happens to be true - she's only talking about it for marketing value.

2. she was 20x hotter when she had eyebrows.

3. either way, i'd hit it till i broke it off.
 
2004-01-27 08:04:35 AM
Skank...but in a sexy kinda way on some level...she has a great voice, dont know why she resorts to this kind of thing to sell records.
 
2004-01-27 08:08:54 AM
Christina has a message for you...

Clicky
 
2004-01-27 08:24:22 AM
HAHAAH!
 
2004-01-27 08:27:33 AM
sigh... if only she were attractive.
 
2004-01-27 08:30:15 AM
I'd Hit it...twice
 
2004-01-27 08:33:14 AM
I always find it the "I'd not hit it with my dog's dick" comments funny. Face it people, almost all of y'all (men) would would hit it, (I'm sure it looks better than the first piece of tail you got) and more than a few of the women too.
/ we need more urine in the fog machine
 
2004-01-27 08:45:38 AM
"I have casual sex, I love casual sex. But that doesn`t mean I`m incapable of keeping my legs together," she added

Maybe it's my midwestern naivete coming into play here, but I think that does mean you can't keep your legs together.
 
2004-01-27 08:50:52 AM
Axisted Is that the hottest man alive, Mr. Maurice Bernard from GH? Yowza!!
 
2004-01-27 08:56:15 AM
radiofreewill-- It's your midwestern naivete. There's a difference between wanting to have sex with a lot of people and being willing to have sex with anyone.
 
2004-01-27 08:58:24 AM
Her and Snoop Dogg video soon, really really soon..
She is so a future porn star..
 
2004-01-27 08:59:38 AM
hubiestubert- I know this is late, but re: Jian/Moxy Fruvous--- I was a huge Fruvous fan back in the day, and Jian always was a little skeevy, if you ask me. I don't think you need to worry about "the next time," Fruvous is no more and his "career" now is laughable.
 
2004-01-27 09:18:17 AM
hubiestubert, mocksie - I'm a Fruvous fan. I'm not really sure what I thought, but there were always vague rumors that Jian (or anyone) was gay. I definitely got skeeviness vibes from Jian, specifically, though.

/misses MF
 
2004-01-27 09:31:05 AM
Hey everyone, she's gone back to normal. Stoped the wacky style. Said it was a phase. Calm down.
 
2004-01-27 09:33:13 AM
fap........fap fap fap.............. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP fap. fap. *sigh*
 
2004-01-27 09:33:27 AM
a guy i went to college with is dating christina. he plays football for carolina and he's a freak, too. they're a perfect match.
 
2004-01-27 09:34:43 AM
 
2004-01-27 09:36:06 AM
"Hey everyone, she's gone back to normal. Stoped the wacky style. Said it was a phase. Calm down."

now add, "because her agent/stylist told her to", after every sentence except for the last one. Now do you see the problem with these people.
 
2004-01-27 09:42:56 AM
I found her mildly sexy, for about two or three minutes. Then she just made me sad. I don't know. Britney and Christina wouldn't surprise me if they ended up meeting True Hollywood Story-style fates
 
2004-01-27 09:50:19 AM


Wha happened?
 
2004-01-27 09:54:20 AM
cool. She's one of us bisexuals. The rest of you sexually repressed people, I don't care what you are. You sound like you'd be like crap in bed anyway.

Go Xtina.
 
2004-01-27 09:55:46 AM
Fark is truly a wonder. Moxy Fruvous comments in a Christina Aguilera boobies link.

Wow.

Sing with me now:

And the band played on,
as the helicopters whirred.
Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn,
My senses finally blurred....
 
mtt
2004-01-27 09:58:20 AM
Would hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it...
 
2004-01-27 10:01:05 AM
All you liars who say you wouldn't hit it are ... well ... liars.

Spread out buck nekkid on a bed of roses, screaming "F--- me now!"

You'd be over there as quick as you'd probably blow your load...
 
2004-01-27 10:02:49 AM
I'de hit it in the pool.
 
2004-01-27 10:12:32 AM
I stopped reading after the comment about Jian Ghomeshi and the underage girls.

I was laughing too hard.

Man...I need to go home and listen to my "Bargainville" tape.
 
2004-01-27 10:15:22 AM
I may not like Christina's current, ahem, "style", but I do give her credit for actually admitting that she enjoys sex. I find that more refreshing than listening to Britney's (for example) past proclamations of virginity, which weren't even true.
 
2004-01-27 10:21:33 AM
I find it pretty sad that for Christina and Britney when they claim that they are not children anymore and are all grown up the way that they feel they can show that is to dress like skanks and act like sluts.

If they were really adults then they would sing songs about not being able to pay the mortgage or missing their period.
I find Christina especially sad since I recall an interview with her where she said that dressing up in sexually provocative clothing made her feal like a woman. So being a woman means being a sexual object? Nice.

As a straight man it makes me sad to see these incredibly rich girls feel that the only way they can be women is to objectify themselves for men. Not to paint myself as a prude or anything, if she had said it made her feel sexy, well that is different, but she said it made her feel like a woman and call me crazy but being a woman should be about more than being a sex object.
 
2004-01-27 10:28:34 AM
I'm waiting for the photoshoot of her spanking midgets in a pool of Sparkling Grape jello!


... No, not really.
 
2004-01-27 10:28:49 AM
I'd hit it like a crazy monkey with a hammer. Then I'd wipe my d*ck off in her hair cause you know she's dirty.
 
2004-01-27 10:40:43 AM
Women are washed up after 17.
 
2004-01-27 10:50:41 AM
Man she screams skank.......Well Played
 
2004-01-27 10:54:50 AM


My goodness. Can somebody turn back the clock four years and bring back the old Christina? Please?
 
ESH
2004-01-27 11:12:59 AM
Now, besides being an absolute skank, I have two more things in common with her. Cool.
 
2004-01-27 11:48:23 AM
Whatever happened to thumbnails instead of having to load each image?
 
2004-01-27 11:52:54 AM
I love her nasty skankiness. Most of the time, skanks turn me off. But for some reason, she gets it going. Its like she wouldnt mind if you threw her around the room a little bit.
 
2004-01-27 11:56:46 AM
Guys, she isnt dirty. She is DIRRTY!

/dont care...im female
 
2004-01-27 11:57:57 AM
.


.
I'd be more than willing to make a mess mess on her....

I can't think of a better way to let go!!!

.
 
2004-01-27 11:58:56 AM
I find her much hotter now that I know she smells like hotdogs.
 
2004-01-27 12:11:54 PM
Goddamn I love her skanky ass.

I must also admit. There is part of me that digs the fact that if you go out on a date with her, you're probably gonna get farked.

Nasty biatches need love too.
 
2004-01-27 12:15:52 PM
Skank? Yes.
Would I hit it? If I had the chance...hell yeah.

I'm a friggin guy! Of course I'd hit it. Just like the song says "I like my women on the trashy side".

Although, she could tone it down just a bit...sometimes she looks too skanky.
 
2004-01-27 12:22:29 PM
God damnit! Why the hell would anyone have topless photos of themselves taken and then have the nipples airbrushed out? That just makes no sense at all. If you're going to show your breasts then show your freaking breasts.
 
2004-01-27 12:31:29 PM
Darthbrooks

I think that qualifies you for Minor God(tm) status. Awesome.

"I don't think soooo!"
 
wik
2004-01-27 12:31:46 PM
burkazoid2002
You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema.

Damnit, the first time I read this I thought you said "...and a manatee at the local cinema..."

"Manatee, oh manatee,
Your moustache bristles,
Tickles me,
In places no one ever sees..."

(Steve Purcell, Sam & Max - Freelance Police)
 
2004-01-27 12:41:20 PM
Mmm...hot dogs...<drool>...
 
2004-01-27 12:42:47 PM
Her voice is really awesome, much better than that idget Brittany. I think it's the tanning lotion or whatever she uses to get that soul glo look that makes her literally look dirty. Without that she would look 59.98% better.
/just want to scrub her clean
 
2004-01-27 12:49:00 PM
Newsfilter.org is SO convenient! Each page takes about 4 minutes or so to load (I'm not on dial-up). And the fact that after that 4 minutes you get ONE photo is ultra-helpful. I think I'll spend all day on their site!
 
2004-01-27 12:51:02 PM
Yeah. like you didn't look through all of them.
 
2004-01-27 12:55:37 PM
Brap the prognosticator predicts...

In the not too distant future, a Petri-dish full of bread mold will win American Idol.
 
2004-01-27 01:02:03 PM
radiofreewill writes:

"I have casual sex, I love casual sex. But that doesn`t mean I`m incapable of keeping my legs together," she added

Maybe it's my midwestern naivete coming into play here, but I think that does mean you can't keep your legs together.


No, it means that she is capable of not farking everything in sight, she just choses through freewill to fark everything in sight--men, women, hell who knows what else. Love to know what battery brand she buys, I'd be buying stock in the company today.

Actually I think it's more the case she'll fark anyone but you, whoever you might be. Juxtapose that with Britany, who pretended to fark no one, then would sneak around and fark everyone but you.

--h
 
2004-01-27 01:06:32 PM
She used to be so farking hot and then....well look at the pictures...
 
2004-01-27 01:09:38 PM
So far her competition is looking a bit better...

 
2004-01-27 01:10:39 PM
Hey, this thread reminds me of that old joke:

What's the difference between a biatch and a slut?
A slut farks everyone. A biatch farks everyone but you.
 
2004-01-27 01:14:40 PM
I always thought Ms. Spears neck looks like it's twice the size it should be. Have you seen those straight on headshots of her? Either that or her head is too small. It's disproportionate regardless.
 
2004-01-27 01:17:26 PM
fark everything in sight--men, women, hell who knows what else.

In this day and age of defining people by sexual preference, I often wonder about these "vegetarians".

Barring her fame and fortune, I'd Christina Aguilera an obtainable objective.
 
2004-01-27 01:17:28 PM
not that it matters this late in the thread, but i'd hit it. and i'm a straight chic. and i WOULD kick britney to the curb because at least christina admits (or is it realizes?) that she is exploring with her sexuality.
 
2004-01-27 01:20:05 PM
Christina Aguliera to be featured on blacksonblondes.com in
3....2.... 1...
 
2004-01-27 01:39:07 PM
Ah, I love pandering to these threads...

Xtremehkr
Do the whole 8ball at once Juansmith?

Nah, I like to share.

Sashanna
Flattering as the offer is - I am a guy

That thought occurred to me... I figured "Sashanna" could either be the name of a girl you knew, or a guy's name with which I wasn't familiar...

but to prevent you from catching the ghey

I was kidding about "catching the ghey", actually... I was merely pointing out how ludicrous it was to make such a statement.

and as a consolation prize I will pass your profile along to a couple rather cute single girls that I know. As they are in their mid-20s the age gap might be a little uncomfortable for you but considering Michelle 'accidentally' let a 19 year old boy take her home on Friday night

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass... Doesn't mean I don't find 20-somethings attractive, as you oh-so-cleverly implied...

Im sure you can work something out. Just make sure your dad isnt sitting on the front porch on Saturday morning because that made Michelle just a little uncomfortable too...

I'm not sure if you're implying something about me, or merely recounting a strange anecdote that happened to "Michelle", so I'll just bow out at this point... Send Michelle my best.

/end thread-whoring
 
2004-01-27 01:52:15 PM
Turn back the clock? Turn back her stomach. Actually, my stomach is turning now.
 
2004-01-27 01:54:15 PM
I'd consider it considerate if you all would consider a consider in my earlier notation about the obtainabilitynous of Ms. A.

Considerately,

SherKhan
 
2004-01-27 01:57:36 PM
She looks like Dee Snyder from the Twisted Sister era in some of those pictures. And that's a bad thing.
 
2004-01-27 02:10:05 PM
She's got great tits, but of course, her manager knew that a looong time ago. Thus, the superstar...
 
2004-01-27 02:10:37 PM
Bunch of lying fags saying you wouldn't hit it ...
 
oC9
2004-01-27 02:17:23 PM
Apparently she's trying to clean up her act. I heard during a meet-and-greet thing, a little boy was so afraid of her. She said something along the lines of "If I scare a little boy like that, its time to change my appearance."

So shes letting her piercings grow over, and cleaning it all up.

I dunno if its true...
 
2004-01-27 02:20:18 PM
I haven't gotten all the way through these (I am at work after all), but am I the only person who thinks these are fake? Well, not totally fake, but "touched up" in the right places to make us think we're seeing more than was originally there?
 
2004-01-27 02:23:48 PM
I think I'd hit it just so I said I did.
 
2004-01-27 02:24:10 PM
of course, they are airbrushed. welcome to the world of celebrity, makesomefarkingsense
 
2004-01-27 02:44:40 PM
Well, obviously they were airbrushed...but I think they were also faked so we see nudity where there wasn't any in the original pictures.
 
2004-01-27 02:47:12 PM
All these comments and nobody has biatched about how crappy newsfilter is? Have I stumbled upon bizzarrofark?
 
2004-01-27 03:00:07 PM
well, I think a "Hot Karl" or a "Rusty Trombone" should be in her immediate future...
 
2004-01-27 03:10:09 PM
Narrow-shouldered women are disgusting.
 
2004-01-27 03:12:30 PM
You can tap that ass the first night, and at the most all it'll cost you is a Burger King Big Kid's meal, and a matinee at the local cinema.

Christina's the village bicycle, everyone's given her a ride.


If you've got any actual evidence that this is more true for Christina than Britney Spears or indeed any other girl on the planet, feel free to anty up and share with the class. If not, just admit that you're judging her by her looks and then shut the hell up. It might make you feel all high and mighty to think this way about someone, but it really only makes you look pathetic. Trust me.
 
2004-01-27 03:16:08 PM
Juansmith


FYI, Women are not fully grown by 16.
 
2004-01-27 03:27:14 PM
Innocent and naive:


Not so innocent and naive:


What caused the change? Out of respect to Rillion I won't speculate.
 
ozo
2004-01-27 03:28:11 PM
she was 19 or so when her "career" started, wasnt she? Id figure her body wouldnt change much after then, especially cause she's so short.
 
2004-01-27 03:36:24 PM
In other news...

What's with the freaks featured on Fark Personals today?
 
2004-01-27 03:38:57 PM
Oh and by the way. Someone really needs to get that hook out of her lip for her. regoddammdiculous...
 
2004-01-27 03:43:28 PM
theurge14-- Yeah, well, all women stop being innocent and naive as they grow up...or else there's something terribly wrong with them. If you want Little House on the Prairie, you're in the wrong era. I'm just annoyed that a bunch of jackassholes think that they can make judgments about the worth of another person based on A) how she dresses and B) the fact that she says she likes casual sex. Neither of those things are shameful, the last time I checked. You don't like it, fine....everybody's entitled to their own taste. That doesn't, however, entitle a person to make assumptions about how "easy" she might be or how many people she's slept with.

Personally, I am not at all a fan of Christina Aguilara. I don't particularly like her songs, and I haven't read any interviews to know if she's intelligent or not. I just think it's pathetic that the fact that she chooses to dress extravagently (Oh my god! There used to be men who liked that sort of thing!) makes people feel entitled to pronounce her trash. It's just sad, and reflects more on those people than it ever could on her.
 
2004-01-27 03:45:19 PM
I think she gave my monitor herpes.
 
2004-01-27 03:58:41 PM
haha, I love the one of her in the yellow and black outfit.. Wit hthe little orange graphical circle drawn around the crotch, as if to let the viewer know that's where the sex happens.

Of course with this crowd, they might need something like that.
 
2004-01-27 04:07:34 PM
Rillion

damn straight.

i was sternly opposed to pop chics like her until her latest cd. i listened to it, and while i don't like the whole thing, she's got a hell of a lot more substance in her lyrics than britney could ever think up. the beautiful thing about it is that she is unapologetic about who she has become. she likes sex. she's a strong woman. so what? she doesn't have a problem with it, but everyone else seems to.

also, she seems pretty used to the "skank" accusations. she addresses them in a handful of her songs.
 
2004-01-27 04:12:44 PM
Rillion HAR HAR!

Those will never get old. Budweiser has a hit on it's hands with that shiat. Well done, thanks for the laugh.
 
2004-01-27 04:22:17 PM
Question: What is the first thing you do when you have no talent and you record sales are in the crapper?

Answer: Skank out and get nekkid so you can exploit that untapped market of 14-18 yr old dorks who can't get laid.
 
2004-01-27 04:25:14 PM
 
2004-01-27 04:33:22 PM
Damnit, I'm trying to eat.
 
2004-01-27 04:34:47 PM
In that picture in the black with the one leg kicking up, it looks like she's ripping one into her hand... gonna give the chick behind her a buttercup.
 
2004-01-27 04:44:00 PM
Am I the only one who is captivated by the, uh, bouncy ad in the upper left?
 
2004-01-27 05:16:16 PM
Rillion

Right on! What people don't realize is that they're totally being manipulated. Chances are real good that Christina bathes at least once a day, wears nice perfume, and practices good hygiene like most other young ladies her age. When she's not on stage, she's probably lounging around the house on Sunday morning with no makeup in a sweatsuit with her hair crammed up under a baseball cap. It's the entertainment industry machine that dresses her up a certain to invoke a certain reaction. In her case, they're going after the "I like the dirty porn star whore" crowd. Those of you who like her older pictures are into the virginal school girl thing. Either way, it's just some corporate machine manipulating you by your predictable reaction (and that of your johnson) to certain images.

Grow up and realize that it doesn't matter one little bit what someone looks like, sex is all in the mind. Stop being led around by your peckers, boys!
 
J
2004-01-27 05:20:38 PM
What's so complicated about this? Why are you all analyzing this? She's hot and dresses slutty, not unlike every other pop star since Madonna. I'm sure that the rest is half publicity, half hormones.
 
2004-01-27 05:23:36 PM
Speaking as a bisexual woman...YES!!!
 
2004-01-27 05:27:05 PM
A corporate machine is manipulating my pecker.


I think that machine is made in malasia.
 
2004-01-27 06:03:28 PM
TexasFarkette
FYI, Women are not fully grown by 16.

I'd think you'd know better than to speak in absolutes. It just so happens that most women are fully grown by 16 years.

According to this site, "[puberty] can start as early as 7 years to as late as 13 years of age. The sequence of puberty from breast development to complete physical maturation may take a year and a half or last as long as 6 years.".

In case I need to do the math for you, 16 does fall into that range. I don't know if you were a late bloomer or what, but I am correct here.

Keep in mind: I am not advocating adults dating 16 year olds. I'm just saying there's nothing ethically wrong with finding someone attractive after they've completed puberty.

I am done with this line of discussion.
 
2004-01-27 06:37:36 PM
This was the Twisted Sister stage of her life

http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/christina-aguilera-9.htm
 
2004-01-27 06:41:01 PM
the Cindy Lauper look
http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/christina-aguilera-19.htm
 
2004-01-27 07:29:59 PM
Christina, oh my God. She is so friggin' hot.
 
2004-01-27 07:43:07 PM
oh ohh oh, turn back the years puleeeze. us'd be a hottie, now juest a nada-nadie...

step one in a long road to recovery is: take that metal shiat up out your face, hun.

peace
 
2004-01-27 09:03:11 PM
#19 doesn't even look like her.
 
2004-01-27 09:03:35 PM
I'd love to place my tounge on her labia. She's got to be one of the few fatties that I'd hit.
 
2004-01-27 09:21:36 PM
Underneath all the stupid hair and make-up is a luscious lesbian waiting to get her first shot at performing in porn. oooohhhh yeeaaahhhh!
 
2004-01-27 09:25:49 PM
I figured it out! It all changed after she did the Moulin Rouge song, then she had the hair that was as big as she was then it all snowballed. Eureka!
 
2004-01-27 09:46:25 PM
Yeah... bouncy ad in the upper left. The pictures only seem to get worse/scarier as you go through them. I think #19 is sorta hott in a coked out meth head neighbor sort of way. Onto the next boobies link.

/thinks shes hot but encourages her to eat a sandwich
 
2004-01-27 11:31:38 PM

The fat rolls scare me.

Jesus... I've had two kids and look better than that!
 
2004-01-28 02:15:59 AM
Phoxxy, from what I can see of your profile pic, I heartily agree with you.
 
2004-01-28 09:02:02 AM
I'd hit it... with a "Donkey Punch".

Seriously. She's gross now. Besides, all the money in the world couldn't get me to lie to myself.

/loves his fianc -way- too much to screw up the relationship over someone who has a song title to match her hair.
 
2004-01-28 01:15:13 PM
When did she turn into a klingon?
 
2004-01-28 05:32:03 PM
phoxxy, you're comparing your kids to celebrities now? Bet you put them up in beauty pagents too.
 
2004-01-28 05:37:49 PM
It's funny when people say "like you could do better"



I think I can do a lot better than a prostitute.
 
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