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(WJLA Washington DC)   Falls Church, Virginia takes the "Knockout Game" up a notch, introduces the "Stab a Random Kid Game"   (wjla.com) divider line 11
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5714 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2014 at 11:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-04 12:05:44 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.


That's why I try to never be random.

jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.


And stabbing a random kid is a zero dim sum game.
2014-01-03 11:42:27 PM  
2 votes:

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


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2014-01-03 11:37:49 PM  
2 votes:
nickdaisy: I wish someone would stab me, then at least my existence would be acknowledged.

It's okay, man. Things will get better.
2014-01-03 11:08:36 PM  
2 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
2014-01-03 10:58:45 PM  
2 votes:
This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.
2014-01-04 07:12:33 AM  
1 votes:
Try driving through Seven Corners sometime and you'll want to stab somebody too.
2014-01-04 12:08:45 AM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: New Farkin User Name: nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.

stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite

in all seriousness, are we not allowed to turn the main page into a quasi-political discussion?  if that's the case i'll stop, but it's my understanding while a political comment would be inappropriate on the sports page, it's allowable on the main page.  or is the main page only for doge memes and my little pony references?

if so, then about 60% of the submissions to the main page should be moved over to politics so we can actually have a substantive exchange rather than reposted gifs from the chive.


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2014-01-03 11:29:51 PM  
1 votes:

Vector R: "Among the scenarios officials are examining are whether or not they attacked the wrong person; that could explain why the suspects fled so quickly, authorities say."

As opposed to where they stab the intended victim, in which case they stand around and wait for the fuzz so they can explain in vivid detail why they shanked them. stab them more than superficially.

2014-01-03 11:21:04 PM  
1 votes:

NickelP: some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!

We should ban malls and schools just in case


Don't go down that slippery slope.  Don't you see the real root of all of this is random people?  They have no real purpose; they're the problem!

/this message sponsored in part by planned peoplehood
2014-01-03 11:18:09 PM  
1 votes:
Wait until people start the 'nail a guy to a couple of chunks of wood' game.

i.imgur.com

/Wait, wrong church.
2014-01-03 11:17:50 PM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


You forgot eating crackers like he owns the place.
 
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