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(WJLA Washington DC)   Falls Church, Virginia takes the "Knockout Game" up a notch, introduces the "Stab a Random Kid Game"   (wjla.com) divider line 11
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5717 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2014 at 11:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-03 11:13:11 PM  
3 votes:
Adding the word "Game" to a string of random assaults and murders only makes a popular fashion if the word "Game" is followed by "of Thrones" or preceded by "Angry Birds". And even then, most of the fashionables are adults and not teenagers.

NEWS FAIL.
2014-01-03 11:11:21 PM  
3 votes:
keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised, oh look how conveniently I "forgot" about Congressional gridlock and NIMBY oh those evil terrists will break out of are Merkin prisons on are sackred soil and terrize us and kill us so let's demand keeping them locked up in Gitmo

well now we know who NOT to take seriously in here.
2014-01-03 11:10:10 PM  
3 votes:

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite
2014-01-04 10:20:12 AM  
1 votes:
There are no quotes in the article because no one in Falls Church speaks English.
2014-01-04 12:30:38 AM  
1 votes:

Brainsick: Kittypie070: well now we know who NOT to take seriously in here

I know because Nick is favorited in my trollshade of urine yellow

/I don't ignore...I highlight and label
>:)

*'accidentally' drops some catnip*


I use dark gray as my trollshade. Easy to just skip over without having to confront the stupid if I want to avoid it, but also easy enough to to read the pants on head stupid when I want to. Yellow draws the eye to it, and they don't deserve that kind of dignity.
2014-01-03 11:42:27 PM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


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2014-01-03 11:37:49 PM  
1 votes:
nickdaisy: I wish someone would stab me, then at least my existence would be acknowledged.

It's okay, man. Things will get better.
2014-01-03 11:29:51 PM  
1 votes:

Vector R: "Among the scenarios officials are examining are whether or not they attacked the wrong person; that could explain why the suspects fled so quickly, authorities say."

As opposed to where they stab the intended victim, in which case they stand around and wait for the fuzz so they can explain in vivid detail why they shanked them. stab them more than superficially.

2014-01-03 11:08:36 PM  
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
2014-01-03 10:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!


We should ban malls and schools just in case
2014-01-03 08:43:34 PM  
1 votes:
The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.
 
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