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(WJLA Washington DC)   Falls Church, Virginia takes the "Knockout Game" up a notch, introduces the "Stab a Random Kid Game"   (wjla.com) divider line 81
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2014-01-03 08:43:34 PM  
The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.
 
2014-01-03 08:59:59 PM  
Eh, nobody likes other people's kids anyway.  Sounds like a gang initiation.

//that's the shopping center with my Dogfish Head restaurant, I'll stab somebody if they mess with that place. Stupid 12 year old snitch.
 
2014-01-03 09:40:53 PM  
Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.
 
2014-01-03 09:57:50 PM  

fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.


called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!
 
2014-01-03 10:22:51 PM  

some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!


We should ban malls and schools just in case
 
2014-01-03 10:51:01 PM  
Full of 90 minutes....
 
2014-01-03 10:58:45 PM  
This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.
 
2014-01-03 11:07:17 PM  

some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!


They bring a knife you bring a gun. They put one of your guys in the hospital you put one of thiers in the morgue, its the Chicago way.
 
2014-01-03 11:07:47 PM  

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.



so vote republican
 
2014-01-03 11:08:36 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-01-03 11:10:10 PM  

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite
 
2014-01-03 11:10:17 PM  

SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.


I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.
 
2014-01-03 11:11:21 PM  
keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised, oh look how conveniently I "forgot" about Congressional gridlock and NIMBY oh those evil terrists will break out of are Merkin prisons on are sackred soil and terrize us and kill us so let's demand keeping them locked up in Gitmo

well now we know who NOT to take seriously in here.
 
2014-01-03 11:13:11 PM  
Adding the word "Game" to a string of random assaults and murders only makes a popular fashion if the word "Game" is followed by "of Thrones" or preceded by "Angry Birds". And even then, most of the fashionables are adults and not teenagers.

NEWS FAIL.
 
2014-01-03 11:15:11 PM  

AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.


Dim sum is Chinese.
 
2014-01-03 11:17:50 PM  

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


You forgot eating crackers like he owns the place.
 
2014-01-03 11:18:09 PM  
Wait until people start the 'nail a guy to a couple of chunks of wood' game.

i.imgur.com

/Wait, wrong church.
 
2014-01-03 11:18:11 PM  
What about the fark a random ass game?
 
2014-01-03 11:19:38 PM  

jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.


No kidding.

There's a dim sum restaurant there. <period>

<new statement>  I bet either the perpetrators and/or the victim were probably latino or vietnamese because there's a big latino and vietnamese community near there.

/ better?
 
2014-01-03 11:21:04 PM  

NickelP: some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!

We should ban malls and schools just in case


Don't go down that slippery slope.  Don't you see the real root of all of this is random people?  They have no real purpose; they're the problem!

/this message sponsored in part by planned peoplehood
 
2014-01-03 11:23:27 PM  
So a church in Virginia has gone on the offensive against the knockout game by stabbing kids?
 
2014-01-03 11:23:42 PM  
Stupid kids.
 
2014-01-03 11:25:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: So a church in Virginia has gone on the offensive against the knockout game by stabbing kids?


The name of the city is "Falls Church".  It's not a church.
 
2014-01-03 11:28:04 PM  
"Among the scenarios officials are examining are whether or not they attacked the wrong person; that could explain why the suspects fled so quickly, authorities say."

As opposed to where they stab the intended victim, in which case they stand around and wait for the fuzz so they can explain in vivid detail why they shanked them.
 
2014-01-03 11:29:51 PM  

Vector R: "Among the scenarios officials are examining are whether or not they attacked the wrong person; that could explain why the suspects fled so quickly, authorities say."

As opposed to where they stab the intended victim, in which case they stand around and wait for the fuzz so they can explain in vivid detail why they shanked them. stab them more than superficially.

 
2014-01-03 11:31:55 PM  

AeAe: Boo_Guy: So a church in Virginia has gone on the offensive against the knockout game by stabbing kids?

The name of the city is "Falls Church".  It's not a church.


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-03 11:33:22 PM  

jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.


You'll catch a run time error with that type of talk.
 
2014-01-03 11:37:38 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: AeAe: Boo_Guy: So a church in Virginia has gone on the offensive against the knockout game by stabbing kids?

The name of the city is "Falls Church".  It's not a church.

[Thatisthejoke.jpg 452x339]


Thanks for handling that DarkSoul. *thumbs up*

/I hope the next version of HTML comes with joke / sarcasm tags.  Maybe bold comic sans or rainbow colors or something like that
 
2014-01-03 11:37:49 PM  
nickdaisy: I wish someone would stab me, then at least my existence would be acknowledged.

It's okay, man. Things will get better.
 
2014-01-03 11:40:09 PM  
Those little scamps.
 
2014-01-03 11:40:54 PM  
I bet it was the farking Super Mutants.
 
2014-01-03 11:42:11 PM  
The 7 Eleven isn't actually in th Home Depot center; it is on Patrick Henry @ Route 50 about a block east (next to the McDonald's at the corner on 50). Right across the street is a heavily Hispanic low income apartment complex / bario. This has MS-13 written all over it, as they are active in that neighborhood. Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
2014-01-03 11:42:27 PM  

nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.


img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-01-03 11:42:39 PM  

AeAe: jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.

No kidding.

There's a dim sum restaurant there. <period>

<new statement>  I bet either the perpetrators and/or the victim were probably latino or vietnamese because there's a big latino and vietnamese community near there.

/ better?


You lost me.  I don't see the relationship between the people and the restaurant.
 
2014-01-03 11:48:45 PM  

Kittypie070: well now we know who NOT to take seriously in here


I know because Nick is favorited in my trollshade of urine yellow

/I don't ignore...I highlight and label
>:)

*'accidentally' drops some catnip*
 
2014-01-03 11:50:04 PM  
So now I guess every time teenagers fark someone up it has to be the racially motivatedtm"knock out game" without exception, ever. Period.

I mean whats next? Millions of Anglos dowsing their panties and fleeing to the suburbs so they can be safe from all the scary blah people? Like that would ever happen in America.....
 
2014-01-03 11:51:11 PM  

jtown: AeAe: jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.

No kidding.

There's a dim sum restaurant there. <period>

<new statement>  I bet either the perpetrators and/or the victim were probably latino or vietnamese because there's a big latino and vietnamese community near there.

/ better?

You lost me.  I don't see the relationship between the people and the restaurant.


none whatsoever.  It was a random association.
 
2014-01-03 11:58:41 PM  
Years ago I drove over to Va. Beach to meet some friends at a bar/club. Had to park a few blocks back, and as I was walking towards the beach a group of teens was gathered to the side of the street. One of them jogged off in the direction I was walking, then circled around and walked back my way on the same sidewalk I was on.

As soon as he got near me he took this huge swing at me. Had I not seen the stupid kids plotting and his retarded effort to look like he was just casually walking down the street he could very well have knocked the sh*t out of me.

Based on size/weight, he probably could've kicked the sh*t out of me in a fight  anyways, but he and his whole group fled like a bunch of p*ssies.
 
2014-01-03 11:59:43 PM  

New Farkin User Name: nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.

stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite


in all seriousness, are we not allowed to turn the main page into a quasi-political discussion?  if that's the case i'll stop, but it's my understanding while a political comment would be inappropriate on the sports page, it's allowable on the main page.  or is the main page only for doge memes and my little pony references?

if so, then about 60% of the submissions to the main page should be moved over to politics so we can actually have a substantive exchange rather than reposted gifs from the chive.
 
2014-01-04 12:05:44 AM  

fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.


That's why I try to never be random.

jtown: AeAe: SurfaceTension: The stabbing happened in the 6200 block of Seven Corners Center, near the Home Depot in a shopping center that anchors the neighborhood.

That Home Depot is the same one that was the scene of one of the random DC Sniper shootings back in 2002.

I know that place.  There's a dim sum restaurant right there.

I'm going to guess latino or vietnamese.

Dim sum is Chinese.


And stabbing a random kid is a zero dim sum game.
 
2014-01-04 12:07:25 AM  

Sugarbombs: NickelP: some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: Pretty soon people will be SHOOTING random people.

called it. maybe in malls, or schools...wow. that would be the worst!

We should ban malls and schools just in case

Don't go down that slippery slope.  Don't you see the real root of all of this is random people?  They have no real purpose; they're the problem!

/this message sponsored in part by planned peoplehood


You sound as if you are pro-choice?

A world full of wanted planned children!!
 
2014-01-04 12:08:45 AM  

nickdaisy: New Farkin User Name: nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.

stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite

in all seriousness, are we not allowed to turn the main page into a quasi-political discussion?  if that's the case i'll stop, but it's my understanding while a political comment would be inappropriate on the sports page, it's allowable on the main page.  or is the main page only for doge memes and my little pony references?

if so, then about 60% of the submissions to the main page should be moved over to politics so we can actually have a substantive exchange rather than reposted gifs from the chive.


mysonhasaids.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-04 12:09:30 AM  
Since we put warning labels on everything else, why not?

darwin_approves.jpg
 
2014-01-04 12:09:55 AM  
I've been through that area a number of times in the last 10 years, and despite a lot of business through there, it always had a fairly ghetto feel about it.  But I never would have expected even this sort of thing there.  I feel sorry for the kid, no one should be jumped like that.
 
2014-01-04 12:12:45 AM  

ScaryBottles: nickdaisy: New Farkin User Name: nickdaisy: This is almost as bad as the "get elected on a vague platform of progressive hope and change and then take office and subsidize Wall Street and Detroit while prosecuting no bankers and continuing illegal wars worldwide as well as spying on American citizens while keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised" game

That one is REALLY harmful.

stop. I frequent the Politics Tab, but that shiat doesn't belong here. I'm assuming you got tired of being called out on your bullshiat there, so you prefer being yelled to STFU here.

/please, nobody else bite

in all seriousness, are we not allowed to turn the main page into a quasi-political discussion?  if that's the case i'll stop, but it's my understanding while a political comment would be inappropriate on the sports page, it's allowable on the main page.  or is the main page only for doge memes and my little pony references?

if so, then about 60% of the submissions to the main page should be moved over to politics so we can actually have a substantive exchange rather than reposted gifs from the chive.

[mysonhasaids.files.wordpress.com image 707x600]


why are you replying using only a photo of some poor kid who just learned her parents need to pay 400% higher premiums because of obamacare?  move that shiat over to politics where it belongs.
 
2014-01-04 12:13:08 AM  
Some assume that the suspects zeroed in on the boy because of an altercation, but investigators say they don't know of any connection between the assailants and the victim.

Among the scenarios officials are examining are whether or not they attacked the wrong person; that could explain why the suspects fled so quickly, authorities say.


Substance!

Some say he was stabbed for smuggling dinosaur bones, others allege that the victim was resented for his overly large dong.
 
2014-01-04 12:18:34 AM  
My bet is that the kid was a real jerk and deserved it.
 
2014-01-04 12:20:23 AM  

Kittypie070: keeping Gitmo open contrary to what you promised, oh look how conveniently I "forgot" about Congressional gridlock and NIMBY oh those evil terrists will break out of are Merkin prisons on are sackred soil and terrize us and kill us so let's demand keeping them locked up in Gitmo

well now we know who NOT to take seriously in here.


He also conveniently forgets who cooked up the Wall Street bailouts.
 
2014-01-04 12:22:38 AM  
Having to answer surveys before I can read an article make me want to stab someone at random.
 
2014-01-04 12:23:28 AM  
We should never have played the slave game. For a whole it seemed like we won, but as we now know, we lost. Big time.
 
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