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2014-01-03 04:55:42 PM  
All I can picture is the female version of Crying Duke Kid, but all grown up.
 
2014-01-03 04:57:05 PM  
I really want to hear the actual audio
 
2014-01-03 05:24:13 PM  
You'd think a gal like that could hold her liquor a little better than that.
 
2014-01-03 05:25:00 PM  

Nabb1: You'd think a gal like that could hold her liquor a little better than that.



By the ears.
 
2014-01-03 05:27:41 PM  
Goddammit
 
2014-01-03 05:29:04 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Goddammit


Tough loss last night, man. They kind of looked like they were sleep walking.
 
2014-01-03 05:34:27 PM  
She seems like a well adjusted member of society.
 
2014-01-03 05:35:14 PM  
I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.
 
2014-01-03 05:38:52 PM  

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Goddammit

Tough loss last night, man. They kind of looked like they were sleep walking.


i think there's something in new orleans waters that makes a single alabama fan do something unpleasant each time they play in new orleans.
 
2014-01-03 05:39:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I really want to hear the actual audio


Seconded.
 
2014-01-03 05:39:28 PM  
I'll bet I can guess the race of the assailant without even clicking the link.
 
2014-01-03 05:42:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: I'll bet I can guess the race of the assailant without even clicking the link.


Me too.  Tall, thin and blond with large boobs.  Those Alabama girls know how to have fun.
 
2014-01-03 05:44:10 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Goddammit

Tough loss last night, man. They kind of looked like they were sleep walking.

i think there's something in new orleans waters that makes a single alabama fan do something unpleasant each time they play in new orleans.


At least no one was forcibly tea bagged.
 
2014-01-03 05:44:32 PM  
Some (alleged) context from SI -

It was toward the end of the third quarter. My friends and I were sitting in the aisle of the Oklahoma section that directly bordered Alabama fans, so we were technically in different sections than the woman but really just a few rows ahead of her. She was the only one standing up in the Alabama section at that point, because the rest of the fans were so pissed off that they were losing.
She was also sitting with her two young daughters, who were little blonde girls. Her teenaged old son was sitting about five seats away from them.

At the beginning of the game, they were kind of talking s-. They did an "SEC" chant right after the first touchdown of the game, and we all thought we were screwed at that point. So once we started winning, they shut their mouths and my crew of 6-10 people just started talking a lottttt of s-, specifically me and my friend who you can see waving the towel in the background of the video.
At one point she went up to get a beer, and was kind of talking s- to us when she got back. She just kept flicking us off and stuff during the game. A few times, my friend yelled in the direction of her group of 'Bama fans, "I yell 'Roll Tide' when I eff my cousin," but since she was the only one standing it seemed like it was directed only at her.

At this point her 16-year-old son, who weighs about 120 pounds, told us to come up and fight him. We were like, "No, come down here."

That was when the woman came down and the video started. She was screaming at me, and sticking her tongue out at me so I asked, "Are you trying to make out with me?" And my friend was yelling "Kiss her! Kiss her!"

That's when she walked away, and then jumped me. When she kicked me, it left giant boot marks on my shirt. I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not-they weren't sitting right next to each other-but she was kicked out of the game and her two daughters were crying.
 
2014-01-03 05:45:07 PM  
Hero? Who next? Paterno? Manson?
 
2014-01-03 05:45:24 PM  

Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.


It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration
 
2014-01-03 05:46:24 PM  
If you're going to make a WWE joke in the headline, at least link to the Jim Ross version of the video.
 
2014-01-03 05:46:44 PM  

T-Boy: gilgigamesh: I'll bet I can guess the race of the assailant without even clicking the link.

Me too.  Tall, thin and blond with large boobs.  Those Alabama girls know how to have fun.


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2014-01-03 05:47:24 PM  

Nabb1: pute kisses like a man: Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Goddammit

Tough loss last night, man. They kind of looked like they were sleep walking.

i think there's something in new orleans waters that makes a single alabama fan do something unpleasant each time they play in new orleans.

At least no one was forcibly tea bagged.


that was the reference.

but, i was trying to say it in a way that condemned the single fan, not the fan base.  because, well, every group has a bad apple.
 
2014-01-03 05:47:39 PM  

T-Boy: gilgigamesh: I'll bet I can guess the race of the assailant without even clicking the link.

Me too.  Tall, thin and blond with large boobs.  Those Alabama girls know how to have fun.


Wait, that's an entire race? In Alabama? Off to Birmingham!

Who am I kidding? Even that wouldn't make it worthwhile to spend even a New York minute in Birmingham.
 
2014-01-03 05:49:46 PM  

vicejay: A few times, my friend yelled in the direction of her group of 'Bama fans, "I yell 'Roll Tide' when I eff my cousin,"


....Good one?

/"I eat pieces of shiat like you for breakfast."
 
2014-01-03 05:50:09 PM  

JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration


I dunno, man. Looked like she was willing to get hit to me.

Obviously doesn't deserve real admiration, but it is a gutsy call to splay yourself across an entire section of angry fans.
 
2014-01-03 05:50:16 PM  

JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration


Judging by the cops tame reaction, I'm not sure she was even arrested. Had she been a guy, the cop would have been bouncing her skull down the steps on her way to Superdome Jailtime.
 
2014-01-03 05:50:17 PM  
Female Obama fan?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-03 05:50:20 PM  
Seriously, between this, the tree poisoning, and the murder of the fan who wasn't "sad enough" of the Iron Bowl loss, we've got all the evidence we need to subject these Bama fans to a statewide cult deprogramming initiative.
 
2014-01-03 05:52:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration

Judging by the cops tame reaction, I'm not sure she was even arrested. Had she been a guy, the cop would have been bouncing her skull down the steps on her way to Superdome Jailtime.


I was thinking, "when does security show up?" Then the elderly man in the gold jacket comes by to try to do... something... and I knew that all the security in the world won't help if some mouthy asshole is trying to punch you and your first line of defense is that guy.
 
2014-01-03 05:54:40 PM  
this video took over my fb page today and I have yet to hear the actual audio. Who ruined it with a piece of crap song?
 
2014-01-03 05:55:16 PM  
Would have been better with Jimmy Bufffet's "Stars Fell on Alabama" as the soundtrack ...
 
2014-01-03 05:55:50 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: this video took over my fb page today and I have yet to hear the actual audio. Who ruined it with a piece of crap song?


Whoever made video editing software and give it to idiots.
 
2014-01-03 05:56:00 PM  

Treygreen13: gilgigamesh: JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration

Judging by the cops tame reaction, I'm not sure she was even arrested. Had she been a guy, the cop would have been bouncing her skull down the steps on her way to Superdome Jailtime.

I was thinking, "when does security show up?" Then the elderly man in the gold jacket comes by to try to do... something... and I knew that all the security in the world won't help if some mouthy asshole is trying to punch you and your first line of defense is that guy.


It usually takes a few minutes, but the NOPD does eventually show up and escorts them to the holding cell/office on the 1st floor.  They get escorted by the officer who is holding their wrist like a child, with the understanding that if they run, it's going to be a tough ride to OPP.
 
2014-01-03 05:57:17 PM  
Best kick I've seen out of Bama in quite a while.
 
2014-01-03 05:59:22 PM  

vicejay: Treygreen13: gilgigamesh: JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration

Judging by the cops tame reaction, I'm not sure she was even arrested. Had she been a guy, the cop would have been bouncing her skull down the steps on her way to Superdome Jailtime.

I was thinking, "when does security show up?" Then the elderly man in the gold jacket comes by to try to do... something... and I knew that all the security in the world won't help if some mouthy asshole is trying to punch you and your first line of defense is that guy.

It usually takes a few minutes, but the NOPD does eventually show up and escorts them to the holding cell/office on the 1st floor.  They get escorted by the officer who is holding their wrist like a child, with the understanding that if they run, it's going to be a tough ride to OPP.


It seems like there is a cop permanently posted in my section. I have no idea why, unless it has to do with my penchant for sneaking in glass bottles to break and lob into the section below me.

Ain't caught me yet, coppers! HA HA HA HA HA HA
 
2014-01-03 05:59:50 PM  
Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.
 
2014-01-03 06:01:01 PM  

spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.


The level of response was appropriate given the level of threat. I'm sure she'll be charged with dumbassery and exposing children to dumbassery.
 
2014-01-03 06:01:38 PM  

spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.


But why? What's the point of imagining that? It didn't happen.

Wait a minute...
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2014-01-03 06:03:18 PM  

vicejay: Treygreen13: gilgigamesh: JonPace: Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.

It's more of an entitled "I'm a woman you can't hit me" situation which deserves no admiration

Judging by the cops tame reaction, I'm not sure she was even arrested. Had she been a guy, the cop would have been bouncing her skull down the steps on her way to Superdome Jailtime.

I was thinking, "when does security show up?" Then the elderly man in the gold jacket comes by to try to do... something... and I knew that all the security in the world won't help if some mouthy asshole is trying to punch you and your first line of defense is that guy.

It usually takes a few minutes, but the NOPD does eventually show up and escorts them to the holding cell/office on the 1st floor.  They get escorted by the officer who is holding their wrist like a child, with the understanding that if they run, it's going to be a tough ride to OPP.


Seriously though, I've seen people led off by Dome cops for everything from tossing small objects to fighting. I have NEVER seen someone go full on swan dive into a crowd of rival fans before. Nor have I ever seen anyone treated quite that gently.

It makes me suspect she was given a little hot chick leeway.
 
2014-01-03 06:03:18 PM  

Treygreen13: I wonder what was said before that. But you gotta admire the "frog splash onto crowd of opposing fans" ovarian fortitude she displayed.


She has the strength of three sane women. And nice tits
 
2014-01-03 06:04:20 PM  

spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.


I too hate honkies
 
2014-01-03 06:05:41 PM  

gilgigamesh: It makes me suspect she was given a little hot chick leeway.


I'd be a little afraid (if I were security) to grab her roughly or start beatin' her down with a whole bunch of Alabama fans around. Nobody cares if you grab a drunk and they'd probably laugh watching that dude getting his ass caved in by the cops, but being rough with a woman would probably lead to more violence.
 
2014-01-03 06:06:46 PM  

Treygreen13: spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.

But why? What's the point of imagining that? It didn't happen.

Wait a minute...
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RAAAACE WAAAAR


The point is that if that had been black people fighting, this would have been a very different thread.

Surely you've seen those on Fark. They look kind of like Storm Front has sprung a leak.
 
2014-01-03 06:08:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: Treygreen13: spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.

But why? What's the point of imagining that? It didn't happen.

Wait a minute...
[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 200x160]
RAAAACE WAAAAR

The point is that if that had been black people fighting, this would have been a very different thread.

Surely you've seen those on Fark. They look kind of like Storm Front has sprung a leak.


There are plenty of racists on fark, just like there will probably inevitably be misogynists in here. There's anti-feminist rumblings over in the Picasso thread and the Politics tab is a non-stop dumpster fire. But we don't have to bring them up in here.
 
2014-01-03 06:09:31 PM  

spiderpaz: Hahaha, assault is so funny when white women do it.  Seriously imagine a black dude doing that at a football game and guess how security would handle it differently.


I think the main difference would be the "dude" part. Now I know some women can kick arse but on a whole security reacts completely different when a man is barking than when a woman is meowing.
 
2014-01-03 06:09:32 PM  

gilgigamesh: Seriously though, I've seen people led off by Dome cops for everything from tossing small objects to fighting. I have NEVER seen someone go full on swan dive into a crowd of rival fans before. Nor have I ever seen anyone treated quite that gently.

It makes me suspect she was given a little hot chick leeway.


Bama-level trashiness is par for the course in Louisiana.  After all, they have LSU fans there.  If there were a way to nuke both states but leave NOLA intact, I'd be good with it.

Kudos to the OU guy for not decking her.
 
2014-01-03 06:10:26 PM  
All I'm saying is let's not SUMMON the racists to the threads.
 
2014-01-03 06:11:28 PM  
If this had been a male hitting a woman this thread would look completely different.

You want equality then you should be held to the same standards as men.   Arrest her for assult.
 
2014-01-03 06:11:55 PM  
Her children will be so proud of her.
 
2014-01-03 06:12:02 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: Kudos to the OU guy for not decking her.


He was laughing it off until she kicked him. I bet that hurt.
 
2014-01-03 06:13:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: RickyWilliams'sBong: Kudos to the OU guy for not decking her.

He was laughing it off until she kicked him. I bet that hurt.


Yeah, there was a moment where he looked like fight/flight was kicking in. Fortunately he shrugged it off rather than escalate.
 
2014-01-03 06:14:17 PM  
1) You mad, sis?

2) She must have enjoyed too many hand grenades before the game.

3) I bet she's dynamite in the sack.
 
2014-01-03 06:16:20 PM  

Rodeodoc: Her children will be so proud of her.


I'm pretty sure her two daughters made a quick exit about the 1:25 mark, they were sitting near the seat she tried to crawl back to and bailed as soon as the valet showed up.
 
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