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(KCCI Des Moines)   When your breathalyser reading just says "Hi" you know you're in deep shiat with the police. Also, your liver   (kcci.com) divider line 13
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2014-01-03 06:18:26 PM
11 votes:
You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.
2014-01-03 06:12:34 PM
7 votes:
Your honor, the breathalyser was merely greeting my client.
2014-01-03 06:16:51 PM
4 votes:

impaler: Your honor, the breathalyser was merely greeting my client.


That was my first thought as well. When the breathalyser greets you by name however...
2014-01-03 06:32:14 PM
3 votes:
You might also have isuses if your Breathalyzer says, "How YOU doin'?"
2014-01-03 06:24:58 PM
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.


Does this violate Fark's policy on calling out a user not present in the thread?
2014-01-03 08:15:01 PM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: "passenger in Carter's vehicle who said they heard Carter slurring his speech and believed him to be drunk.
The passenger also told police Carter was driving 55 mph on First Avenue, which is a 25 mph zone, before crashing his car."

Damn, this guy needs some new friends.



He took his loss to Reagan pretty hard.
2014-01-03 06:36:51 PM
1 votes:

DigitalCoffee: Police said Carter told them he drank two Bud Lights and admitting to driving home.


What he failed to mention is that each of those Bud Lights was a pony keg.


If you tried to get to .467 by drinking Bud Light, you'd probably die from water intoxication first.
2014-01-03 06:33:41 PM
1 votes:
Police said Carter told them he drank two Bud Lights and admitting to driving home.


What he failed to mention is that each of those Bud Lights was a pony keg.
2014-01-03 06:31:34 PM
1 votes:
Hi yourself, you sexy breathalyzer....wow, these beer goggles really work. Why is the room spinning around?
2014-01-03 06:29:09 PM
1 votes:

jayfurr: cretinbob: MrHappyRotter: You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.

what the fark does that even mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER


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2014-01-03 06:24:42 PM
1 votes:
I remember years ago when i was on the job, i rolled up to a upside down suv in the middle of the road. I turned on my lights, and saw that there was nobody inside it. As i was waiting for the tow truck to arrive, some drunken asshole walked up and said it was his car, and that after he lost control "trying to avoid a dog" and hitting a telephone pole, he was so freaked out and scared, that he walked to a local bar and had 6 shots of whiskey. I couldn't arrest him, as there was NO way to prove how drunk he was before the accident.

/smart move on his part, at least he didn't hurt anyone or anyone's property.

//very lucky.
2014-01-03 06:23:05 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: MrHappyRotter: You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.

what the fark does that even mean?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER
2014-01-03 06:19:27 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: KCRG reported that the highest BAC believed to ever be recorded in Johnson County was registered in 2012 when a 24-year-old man's blood showed a 0.627.

That's just the county record? Good lord! I remember when I was younger we always believed 0.5 was death.


It is, but people can build up a tolerance. Just like iocane powder.
 
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