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(KCCI Des Moines)   When your breathalyser reading just says "Hi" you know you're in deep shiat with the police. Also, your liver   ( divider line
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2014-01-03 06:16:29 PM  
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Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy crap.  .467?  How was he even conscious?

Likely poor testing methods or calibration.  When it comes to measuring BAC, I wouldn't believe anything but a blood test.
2014-01-03 06:36:51 PM  
2 votes:

DigitalCoffee: Police said Carter told them he drank two Bud Lights and admitting to driving home.

What he failed to mention is that each of those Bud Lights was a pony keg.

If you tried to get to .467 by drinking Bud Light, you'd probably die from water intoxication first.
2014-01-03 06:23:05 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: MrHappyRotter: You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.

what the fark does that even mean?
2014-01-03 06:18:26 PM  
1 vote:
You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.
2014-01-03 06:15:43 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: That's just the county record?

Probably the state record as well. Johnson County = University of Iowa.
2014-01-03 06:13:06 PM  
1 vote:
KCRG reported that the highest BAC believed to ever be recorded in Johnson County was registered in 2012 when a 24-year-old man's blood showed a 0.627.

That's just the county record? Good lord! I remember when I was younger we always believed 0.5 was death.
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