Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy crap. .467? How was he even conscious?
DigitalCoffee: Police said Carter told them he drank two Bud Lights and admitting to driving home.What he failed to mention is that each of those Bud Lights was a pony keg.
cretinbob: MrHappyRotter: You've really only got to worry when the breathalyzer returns a PC LOAD LETTER message.what the fark does that even mean?
you are a puppet: That's just the county record?
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