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(New York Daily News)   Monday: Man crashes U-Haul truck, sets house ablaze, robs another and steals frozen elk meat. Friday: He's found fully clad in hot tub with machete. Interrogators can't wait to hear about rest of week   (nydailynews.com) divider line 16
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2014-01-03 05:28:31 PM
Just another regular church going, 'normal' person, when his relatives and neighbors describe him to the press; I bet.
 
2014-01-03 05:29:32 PM
Dad?
 
2014-01-03 05:30:24 PM
Ftfa Cops caught up with William Alva Riley Jr., 41, early Monday

You fail, subby
 
2014-01-03 05:31:35 PM
I wanna party with that guy.

My friends are f*cking boring. We haven't torched a house in weeks.
 
2014-01-03 05:31:46 PM
www.ljplus.ru
Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-03 05:35:07 PM
Pete?
 
2014-01-03 05:41:03 PM
"Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed
Or Thursday watch the walls instead
It's Friday I'm in love

Saturday wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday never hesitate..."

/Best explanation I can think of...
 
2014-01-03 05:42:19 PM
Sounds like he escaped Monday in his Hot Tub Time Machine.  Too bad he only went 4 days instead of 40 years.
 
2014-01-03 05:44:13 PM
I'm going with The Carpenters myself

Talkin' to myself and feeling old.
Sometimes I'd like to quit;
Nothing ever seems to fit;
Hangin' around, nothing to do but frown;
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
 
2014-01-03 05:46:01 PM

achbed: Sounds like he escaped Monday in his Hot Tub Time Machine.  Too bad he only went 4 days instead of 40 years.


/read article
//amend to "Broken hot tub time machine"
 
2014-01-03 06:30:25 PM
Sounds like he'd be quite the guy to party with... from 3 blocks away.
 
2014-01-03 07:05:36 PM
Reminds me of Ed Norton's recent cell phone commercial:

"(In russian translation) "I believe that is MY ferret now!"


/That commercial could make an awesome full-length movie.
 
2014-01-03 08:21:22 PM
Despite subby's inability to read which day the guy was caught on doesn't change that you know you'd want to be in a tub with

naggeria.net
 
2014-01-03 08:37:16 PM
Is that all? Oh, right - Wednesday was a holiday, took the day off.
 
2014-01-03 09:09:10 PM
Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening, you would still be here with me
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes
But whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying all of the time
Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be
But Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening, you would still be here with me
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes
But whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying all of the time
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, it just turns out that way
Oh, Monday, Monday, won't go away
Monday, Monday, it's here to stay
Oh Monday, Monday
Oh Monday, Monday
 
2014-01-04 01:33:37 PM
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

/At this stage, if we left Bob Geldof out, he'd cry.
//Well, cry or shave his eyebrows.
 
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