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(Daily Mail)   Skinny mother of four proves she can disconnect her jaw as naturally as other joints as she wins sammich-eating contest (with NEEDS-a-sammich pic)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-01-03 05:58:45 PM  
4 votes:
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Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!
2014-01-03 05:15:09 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.


Its like a plot out of a 90s family comedy movie.

"Well we're stranded kids. Unless we figure out a way to make 635 dollars and quick, we're stranded!"

*family looks sad*

*smallest kid tugs on the mom's pants while pointing at sign on deli window*

"Hey mom...what about that?"
2014-01-03 05:54:18 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
Homer did it in high school.
2014-01-03 05:32:51 PM  
2 votes:

hervatski: fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.

Its like a plot out of a 90s family comedy movie.

"Well we're stranded kids. Unless we figure out a way to make 635 dollars and quick, we're stranded!"

*family looks sad*

*smallest kid tugs on the mom's pants while pointing at sign on deli window*

"Hey mom...what about that?"


In the German remake the mother chokes to death on the sandwich and the kids are forced to survive as beggars.
2014-01-03 04:28:42 PM  
2 votes:
Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?
2014-01-04 06:22:04 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-01-03 07:03:48 PM  
1 vote:

Jument: hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

A lot of people (many of them women) have strange ideas about money and suchlike. I imagine she's going to use the winnings to pay for the trip home that she was already planning to pay for with money she already has. Normal people (IMHO) don't say stuff like that.

It's like how my wife says (and sort of believes) that flying on points is free. Drives me bonkers.


If it wasn't for that sandwich I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
2014-01-03 06:02:22 PM  
1 vote:
batdoc.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-03 05:50:44 PM  
1 vote:
You know who else could unhinge her jaw?

s.wsj.net
2014-01-03 05:50:39 PM  
1 vote:
i.dailymail.co.uk

How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.
 
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