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(Daily Mail)   Skinny mother of four proves she can disconnect her jaw as naturally as other joints as she wins sammich-eating contest (with NEEDS-a-sammich pic)   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, eating contest, BBQ Diner, pepperonis, sandwiches  
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2014-01-03 10:47:51 PM  
Where does that much sandwich go??? There just isn't enough room in that woman for it.
2014-01-03 11:17:30 PM  

rhiannon: TinyFist: I was upset when one of my local bars changed ownership and went from 1/4 pound and 1/2 pound versions of their burgers to just 1/2 pounders.

I can't eat a whole 1/2 pound burger in one sitting.

Who are these people that can eat 12 pounds in one sitting? Why?

Damn I wish I was you. I would love it if I could eat a raisin and be full for the day.

Sorry, I just don't get it.

I'll order, let's say, a Reuben at the sports bar I go to. The thing is 3" thick and comes with german potato salad. I'll eat half of it and am like "omg, if I eat anymore I'll feel like crap..." The waitstaff always questions me, "you didn't like it?" Of course I did, I just don't feel like eating anymore.

I just can't stand that feeling of being stuffed. I just don't understand it, for me, overeating is painful.
2014-01-04 01:06:17 AM  
This tends to confirm my suspicion that skinny mothers of four are snakes.
2014-01-04 02:43:34 AM  

Omahawg: UsikFark: Omahawg: she ate a stellanator, man. a stellanator. do you poor people even understand what that is?

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Looks like seven or eight half-pound patties, minimum?

six burger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese, a heaping helping of bacon, a big ol' slab of mayo, heart-stopping fried onions, jalapenos, two curvaceous buns, and AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER

I just became very nauseated.
2014-01-04 04:26:08 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [ image 480x360]
Homer did it in high school.

Winner, winner!
2014-01-04 06:22:04 AM
2014-01-04 12:56:16 PM  
That record ends 15 minutes after Furious Pete is served one.
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