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(Daily Mail)   Skinny mother of four proves she can disconnect her jaw as naturally as other joints as she wins sammich-eating contest (with NEEDS-a-sammich pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2014-01-03 04:28:42 PM
Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?
 
2014-01-03 05:09:01 PM
Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?


I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.
 
2014-01-03 05:15:09 PM

fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.


Its like a plot out of a 90s family comedy movie.

"Well we're stranded kids. Unless we figure out a way to make 635 dollars and quick, we're stranded!"

*family looks sad*

*smallest kid tugs on the mom's pants while pointing at sign on deli window*

"Hey mom...what about that?"
 
2014-01-03 05:32:51 PM

hervatski: fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.

Its like a plot out of a 90s family comedy movie.

"Well we're stranded kids. Unless we figure out a way to make 635 dollars and quick, we're stranded!"

*family looks sad*

*smallest kid tugs on the mom's pants while pointing at sign on deli window*

"Hey mom...what about that?"


In the German remake the mother chokes to death on the sandwich and the kids are forced to survive as beggars.
 
2014-01-03 05:50:11 PM
The Mad Greek on Burnside is a great spot to catch a Timbers game.  Also, that woman is butt ass ugly.
 
2014-01-03 05:50:39 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.
 
2014-01-03 05:50:44 PM
You know who else could unhinge her jaw?

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2014-01-03 05:52:45 PM
(with NEEDS-a-sammich pic)

Uh, not really. She seems like a normal person to me. But then you say "sammich" so your thoughts can't be that complicated.
 
2014-01-03 05:52:56 PM

hervatski: fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

I chuckled at that, too. Maybe she used a credit card? Though it seems silly to travel that far for such a small sum.

Its like a plot out of a 90s family comedy movie.

"Well we're stranded kids. Unless we figure out a way to make 635 dollars and quick, we're stranded!"

*family looks sad*

*smallest kid tugs on the mom's pants while pointing at sign on deli window*

"Hey mom...what about that?"


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I think I saw that movie.
 
2014-01-03 05:53:09 PM
More average than slender. But not huge either.
 
2014-01-03 05:53:38 PM
"God, she eats like a pig!"
"I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say she eats more like a duck."
 
2014-01-03 05:53:48 PM
The way she eats reminds me of an ex-gf who also was skinny and could shovel the food away.   It would take me 10 min to eat a 4" section of that sandwich.   Also I could eat no more than 1lb of cottage cheese on an empty stomach and it needs to be the good stuff with lots of pepper. (see video in article)
 
2014-01-03 05:53:58 PM

twiztedjustin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654]

How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.


I blame Bush.
 
2014-01-03 05:54:18 PM
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Homer did it in high school.
 
2014-01-03 05:55:13 PM
Gah....i'm known as a big eater (and no, im not fat, thank you very much.) in my workplace, and there is no way, none, that i could eat that huge sammich in one hour. Maybe 8. And she munched up 8 lbs of cottage cheese in 2 min. I would puke. I almost did. It makes one wonder, how many centipedes she could ram up her nasty flapped out cootie before her abdomen asplodes.

/You were thinking it too, don't hate.
 
2014-01-03 05:57:57 PM

Bit'O'Gristle:  It makes one wonder, how many centipedes she could ram up her nasty flapped out cootie before her abdomen asplodes.

/You were thinking it too, don't hate.


I was not thinking this.
 
2014-01-03 05:58:45 PM
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Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!
 
2014-01-03 06:00:40 PM
reptilis.net
 
2014-01-03 06:01:29 PM
Dagwoods sister/
 
2014-01-03 06:01:52 PM
Sharp knees something something
 
2014-01-03 06:02:22 PM
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2014-01-03 06:06:25 PM

TinyFist: Bit'O'Gristle:  It makes one wonder, how many centipedes she could ram up her nasty flapped out cootie before her abdomen asplodes.

/You were thinking it too, don't hate.

I was not thinking this.


/But now you are.
 
2014-01-03 06:08:56 PM
Didn't I see her on Faces of Meth?
 
2014-01-03 06:17:59 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: TinyFist: Bit'O'Gristle:  It makes one wonder, how many centipedes she could ram up her nasty flapped out cootie before her abdomen asplodes.

/You were thinking it too, don't hate.

I was not thinking this.

/But now you are.


No, no, I'm still not even a little bit curious about this.
 
2014-01-03 06:20:34 PM
So is she eggcellent?
 
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2014-01-03 06:35:17 PM

TinyFist: Bit'O'Gristle: TinyFist: Bit'O'Gristle:  It makes one wonder, how many centipedes she could ram up her nasty flapped out cootie before her abdomen asplodes.

/You were thinking it too, don't hate.

I was not thinking this.

/But now you are.

No, no, I'm still not even a little bit curious about this.


Whiskey will get that out of my minds eye.......I hope
 
2014-01-03 06:41:08 PM
What does your gut feel like the next day? 12lbs of explosive diarrhea?
 
2014-01-03 06:43:10 PM

Lee451: What does your gut feel like the next day? 12lbs of explosive diarrhea?


I've always been under the impression anyone doing these ridiculous challenges just goes and hurls it all up afterward. I'm not sure, though.
 
2014-01-03 06:51:07 PM
she ate a stellanator, man. a stellanator. do you poor people even understand what that is?

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2014-01-03 06:53:52 PM
 .. not even on my drunkest night ...
 
2014-01-03 06:57:18 PM
Y'know, she looks like a bit like a brunette version of Scottie from Mythbusters.
 
2014-01-03 07:01:35 PM

hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?


A lot of people (many of them women) have strange ideas about money and suchlike. I imagine she's going to use the winnings to pay for the trip home that she was already planning to pay for with money she already has. Normal people (IMHO) don't say stuff like that.

It's like how my wife says (and sort of believes) that flying on points is free. Drives me bonkers.
 
2014-01-03 07:02:29 PM

Omahawg: she ate a stellanator, man. a stellanator. do you poor people even understand what that is?

[i.imgur.com image 717x960]


Looks like seven or eight half-pound patties, minimum?
 
2014-01-03 07:03:48 PM

Jument: hervatski: Did I read that right that she is going to use the winnings to get back home? How the fark did she get there to begin with?

A lot of people (many of them women) have strange ideas about money and suchlike. I imagine she's going to use the winnings to pay for the trip home that she was already planning to pay for with money she already has. Normal people (IMHO) don't say stuff like that.

It's like how my wife says (and sort of believes) that flying on points is free. Drives me bonkers.


If it wasn't for that sandwich I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2014-01-03 07:18:43 PM

UsikFark: Omahawg: she ate a stellanator, man. a stellanator. do you poor people even understand what that is?

[i.imgur.com image 717x960]

Looks like seven or eight half-pound patties, minimum?


six burger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese, a heaping helping of bacon, a big ol' slab of mayo, heart-stopping fried onions, jalapenos, two curvaceous buns, and AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
 
2014-01-03 07:19:36 PM

Clemkadidlefark: .. not even on my drunkest night ...


Couldn't figure out how to work in an Obama dig? Disappointing.
 
2014-01-03 07:24:52 PM

twiztedjustin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654]

How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.


That's no vagina...
 
2014-01-03 07:30:20 PM

fusillade762: Weird, I live in Portland and I've never heard of the place.


It used to be called Foti's Greek Deli. 17th and East Burnside. They renovated and upscaled the place a bit and turned the grocery store into a bar, but it's still a great place to get Pastourna and Eggs, Souvlaki, Greek fries and burgers.
 
2014-01-03 07:30:20 PM

Omahawg: UsikFark: Omahawg: she ate a stellanator, man. a stellanator. do you poor people even understand what that is?

[i.imgur.com image 717x960]

Looks like seven or eight half-pound patties, minimum?

six burger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese, a heaping helping of bacon, a big ol' slab of mayo, heart-stopping fried onions, jalapenos, two curvaceous buns, and AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER


WTF, peanut butter?  That is just nasty on a burger!
 
2014-01-03 07:37:00 PM
I was upset when one of my local bars changed ownership and went from 1/4 pound and 1/2 pound versions of their burgers to just 1/2 pounders.

I can't eat a whole 1/2 pound burger in one sitting.

Who are these people that can eat 12 pounds in one sitting? Why?
 
2014-01-03 07:46:46 PM

TinyFist: I can't eat a whole 1/2 pound burger in one sitting.


What? I'm a bit of a pig but a 1/2 pound burger is not all that much food. The 1/2 pound weight is pre-cooked. Post-cooked it's probably like 5 or 6 oz or something, which is a reasonable serving IMHO. Adding fries and stuff on top can push it over the line though. I suppose you could cut it in half and share it with one of your Nancy friends. ;)

But yes, competitive eating is absolutely stupid, IMHO. But I still watch Man vs Food sometimes when I'm bored.
 
2014-01-03 08:13:50 PM
Am I the only one who is thinking how sad it would be if she died from an aneurysm or heart attack from this and left all the little kids orphaned?
 
2014-01-03 08:57:56 PM
Dammit, now I need to go to The Mad Greek down the street.

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CSB: They billed my ATM card $739 for a hamburger, fries, and soda I bought my daughter's mother after picking her up from a 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold. When I went in a couple days later to get the charge corrected, the farking manager refunded my $739 and charged me $7.39 for the meal. The biatch is gone, but I remain deeply conflicted.
 
2014-01-03 09:00:19 PM
This is some first-world shiat, right here.
 
2014-01-03 09:18:06 PM
Looking at the photo, I don't see how a human could fit that sandwich in her stomach. They have to be taking puke breaks.
 
2014-01-03 09:19:53 PM

twiztedjustin: How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.


They didn't do a great job. I can see past the pixels.
 
2014-01-03 09:22:30 PM
It's called the 'fat belt' theory
 
2014-01-03 09:29:22 PM
laughin

twiztedjustin: How merciful of them to hide the children's identities. Too bad they didn't hide her vagina too.

They didn't do a great job. I can see past the pixels.


Needs more censorin', then.

home.earthlink.net
 
2014-01-03 09:38:11 PM

TinyFist: I was upset when one of my local bars changed ownership and went from 1/4 pound and 1/2 pound versions of their burgers to just 1/2 pounders.

I can't eat a whole 1/2 pound burger in one sitting.

Who are these people that can eat 12 pounds in one sitting? Why?


Damn I wish I was you. I would love it if I could eat a raisin and be full for the day.
 
2014-01-03 09:46:00 PM
Looks like she ate 12 pounds of ugly.
 
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