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(Orlando Sentinel)   "Don't believe I'm a cop, huh? Let me drop trou in this IHOP to prove you wrong"   (thesent.nl) divider line 12
    More: Florida, IHOP, Orlando Police Department, OPD, Army Special Forces  
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4228 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2014 at 5:01 PM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-03 05:04:14 PM
Oh Subby, if I HA a nickel for every time I heard that one, I would have made bail.

/DRTFA
 
2014-01-03 05:05:24 PM
*had.

Goddamnit autocorrect. I do what I want.
 
2014-01-03 05:05:50 PM
Mental wards.  We needs them.
 
2014-01-03 05:08:49 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Mental wards.  We needs them.


I think we just call them "prisons" now.

I know. Language changes so fast. I'm still getting used to "totes" and "phablet."
 
2014-01-03 05:09:56 PM
FTA: When police took him out of the IHOP, Skytta said, "I'm a Green Beret! If I die, Obama dies!"

That's my favorite quote so far for 2014.
 
2014-01-03 05:15:54 PM
Florida tag.  Goddammit. We're never gonna live this kind of sh*t down, are we?

Come on, people, let's stop living into the stereotypes already.

Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw a possum in the backyard, I'm gonna try to catch it.
 
2014-01-03 05:17:29 PM

TinyFist: Florida tag.  Goddammit. We're never gonna live this kind of sh*t down, are we?

Come on, people, let's stop living into the stereotypes already.

Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw a possum in the backyard, I'm gonna try to catch it.


I'll hold your beer.
 
2014-01-03 05:24:03 PM
Ha ha showed you
 
2014-01-03 05:32:10 PM

FrancoFile: TinyFist: Florida tag.  Goddammit. We're never gonna live this kind of sh*t down, are we?

Come on, people, let's stop living into the stereotypes already.

Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw a possum in the backyard, I'm gonna try to catch it.

I'll hold your beer.


Don't get eaten by an alligator.
 
2014-01-03 05:38:33 PM
Cops, like Mormons, wear magic underwear that gets you free food at places that serve international rabbit headgear?

brianvaughan.com
 
2014-01-04 01:02:48 AM
See? Micro dick!

(Server doubles up laughing, gives the guy anything he wants.)

\Jealous much?
 
2014-01-04 09:45:28 AM
Well , he got the free meal he wanted, IN JAIL!
 
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