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(Click Orlando)   Family installs surveillance video to determine why their dog is suddenly injured and fearful, only to discover son having sex with it   (clickorlando.com) divider line 303
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2014-01-03 01:00:13 PM
Well, THERE's your problem.
 
2014-01-03 01:06:19 PM
That's rough.
 
2014-01-03 01:17:26 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Obligatory.
 
2014-01-03 01:32:26 PM
burying a bone, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-03 01:34:11 PM
He screwed the pooch on that one.
 
2014-01-03 01:34:57 PM
I thought this kind of thing is legal now....
 
2014-01-03 01:35:19 PM
eww
 
2014-01-03 01:35:42 PM
This is what happens when you legalize same sex marriage.
 
2014-01-03 01:35:45 PM

OregonVet: I thought this kind of thing is legal now....


Only with turtles
 
2014-01-03 01:36:00 PM
Better Pizza, Better ingredients, Batter dog rape, Pappa John.
 
2014-01-03 01:39:52 PM
Hopefully it was at least a girl dog.

Because otherwise that'd be sick.
 
2014-01-03 01:44:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: OregonVet: I thought this kind of thing is legal now....

Only with turtles


And then only if you marry them first.  The ceremony must take place in a church and be presided over by a priest.  Should the priest refuse, you can have him thrown in jail for life.
 
2014-01-03 01:44:13 PM
I'll be in my lab.
 
2014-01-03 01:44:43 PM
Ain't that a biatch

/I hope
//not that that makes it any better
 
2014-01-03 01:46:11 PM
 
2014-01-03 01:55:47 PM
How did the family know where to put the camera?
 
2014-01-03 01:57:47 PM

Fo Shiz: I'll be in my lab.


HA!
 
2014-01-03 02:02:04 PM
"I'm going in ruff."
 
2014-01-03 02:05:18 PM
Let me reiterate....ewww.
 
2014-01-03 02:05:36 PM

www.clickorlando.com


WHO WANTS PAPA JOHN'S?

 
2014-01-03 02:10:22 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-03 02:22:44 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 500x281]


He's in the doghouse now.
/Apologies to the Soggy Bottom Boys
 
2014-01-03 02:34:06 PM
Now he has 100 problems.
 
2014-01-03 02:34:09 PM

img.fark.net

And the award for "Worst Pornographic Performance by a Pizza Delivery Guy" goes to...

 
2014-01-03 02:35:13 PM
It's Florida. Dogs are used to walking around with stretched-out buttholes.
 
2014-01-03 02:36:47 PM

vudukungfu: Soggy Bottom Boys


I see what you did there.
 
2014-01-03 02:38:42 PM

BKITU: Now he has 100 problems.


I'll have to check back here when the Funny button becomes available.
 
2014-01-03 02:42:43 PM
WHere does it say that the Papa John's guy is part of the family? I mean, bestiality is bad enough, but accusing someone of incest is way out of bounds.
 
2014-01-03 02:44:32 PM
WHATEVER, DOGF*CKER
 
2014-01-03 02:44:56 PM

whither_apophis: That's rough.


well he likes ruff sex.
 
2014-01-03 02:46:15 PM
Just wait until he gets to jail.
 
2014-01-03 02:46:30 PM
What ever happened to just farking the pizza?

I think I've seen porn like that somewhere, dude was glory-holing a pizza.
 
2014-01-03 02:46:34 PM
It doesn't specify, so, maybe the dog farked him?
 
2014-01-03 02:46:36 PM

OregonVet: I thought this kind of thing is legal now....


In Florida it only became illegal in the past year or two.  Before that we had no laws covering bestiality.
 
2014-01-03 02:46:38 PM
files.sharenator.com
 
2014-01-03 02:46:53 PM
 
2014-01-03 02:46:54 PM
Heard you liked dogs.....

cdn.blogs.sheknows.com
 
2014-01-03 02:46:56 PM
Bon Scott is disappointed.
 
2014-01-03 02:47:17 PM

muck1969: burying a bone, you're doing it wrong.


foo monkey: He screwed the pooch on that one.


Fo Shiz: I'll be in my lab.

"Shut it down!  Shut this thread down FOREVER!!!!"

- Mr. Book
 
2014-01-03 02:47:32 PM
That ain't ranch sauce.
 
2014-01-03 02:47:36 PM

R.A.Danny: WHere does it say that the Papa John's guy is part of the family?


It doesn't. I think subby is an Opposing Views journalist.
 
2014-01-03 02:47:57 PM

R.A.Danny: WHere does it say that the Papa John's guy is part of the family? I mean, bestiality is bad enough, but accusing someone of incest is way out of bounds.


The guy was arrested at his place of employment, Papa John's Pizza.
 
2014-01-03 02:47:57 PM
Doing it doggy style is illegal?
 
2014-01-03 02:48:18 PM
Police said the sexual acts involving the dog were caught on video, leading to Webicki's arrest his place of employment, Papa John's on Minton Road in West Melbourne.

 img.fark.net

And you ordered the extra Alfredo sauce topping, right?
 
2014-01-03 02:49:16 PM
Who's the biatch, now?
 
2014-01-03 02:49:31 PM
gaia.adage.com

You and me are gonna rape some dogs, Papa!
 
2014-01-03 02:49:53 PM
I would have loved to have been there the first time the family popped in the video and seen their reactions.

/hopefully the dog is doing better
//and that kid is never ever going to escape that mugshot
 
2014-01-03 02:50:13 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: NSFW Lyrics, it's only a minute long so enjoy.

I had an idiot coworker who used to sing this.  Never knew where it came from.


I'm not much ancient punishments but can we draw and quarter this piece of filth?
 
2014-01-03 02:50:15 PM
What's that, Lassie? Timmy's been sticking his thingy inside you? What was that? He didn't use lube or call you the next day?
 
2014-01-03 02:50:24 PM
Don't turn your back (literally) on anyone with a molestache.
 
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