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(Daily Mail)   OJ Simpson has cancer, and wants to die at home, like his victims   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 189
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2014-01-03 12:48:07 PM  
Its The Daily Mail sourcing The National Enquirer.  Seems like it might not be legit.
 
2014-01-03 12:48:26 PM  
LOL, subby. LOL
 
2014-01-03 12:48:50 PM  
Isn't that Knife.
 
2014-01-03 12:52:19 PM  
Ohhhhhhhh Smitty. You're going to smoke a turd in Purgatory for that one.
 
2014-01-03 01:00:08 PM  
Simpson's lawyer Ozzie Fumo told MailOnline that he has not heard anything about his clients poor health.
'As far as I know his health is very good, he was doing just fine,' Fumo said. 'I spent a lot of time with him preparing for the retrial motion and he never once mentioned diabetes.

'We discussed health issues, we had meals together, and he seemed fine.'


The man is obviously an abyss of human suffering.
 
2014-01-03 01:12:48 PM  
Wow. that's a great headline. Did Goldman live where he died? Still, a great headline.
 
2014-01-03 01:13:35 PM  
The sourcing on this article makes it hard to believe, but as someone with a close relative battling cancer, I can't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the man anyway.

Only a twinge, though. And damn the National Enquirer for even that much.
 
2014-01-03 01:14:27 PM  
Obama should send him a letter:  With regards to your pardon,  If I did it.

That's all.
 
2014-01-03 01:15:01 PM  
Are there any sources that don't report on Bat Boy?
 
2014-01-03 01:15:37 PM  
Holy shiat.  Can you imagine the epic derp from all sides if Obama pardoned OJ?
 
2014-01-03 01:16:28 PM  
cancer is the real killer
 
2014-01-03 01:16:52 PM  
They provide health care in jails right?
 
2014-01-03 01:17:29 PM  
Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?
 
2014-01-03 01:17:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-03 01:18:18 PM  
I forget, how many people did he kill?
 
2014-01-03 01:18:55 PM  

impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?


A year ago maybe? It's for a Vegas robbery gone bad. He was going after old memorabilia, iirc.
 
2014-01-03 01:19:22 PM  

impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?


Also wondering this.
I thought he was out searching the world for the real killer.
 
2014-01-03 01:20:33 PM  
Naked Gun 3 is on Comedy Central right now.
 
2014-01-03 01:20:51 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

What could go wrong?
 
2014-01-03 01:21:00 PM  
All of OJ Simpson's medication should be distributed to him from a Nicole Brown Simpson Pez dispenser.  Perhaps the Juice will get the message.
 
2014-01-03 01:21:38 PM  
The President can only pardon someone convicted of federal crimes.  Since the kidnapping, assault and robbery convictions are most likely from a state court, then only the governor of Nevada can help him.
 
2014-01-03 01:22:04 PM  
If the karma fits, tough shiat.
 
2014-01-03 01:22:39 PM  

netweavr: impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?

A year ago maybe? It's for a Vegas robbery gone bad. He was going after old memorabilia, iirc.


A bit over 5 years ago.
 
2014-01-03 01:22:58 PM  
Surprised you guys never heard about that. It was pretty big news for months. Happened about 5-6 years ago.
 
2014-01-03 01:23:01 PM  
Need I remind people that he was found Not Guilty by a jury of his peers?
 
2014-01-03 01:23:12 PM  
And so the husband gets home, and asks his wife how the day went. And she says the cat died and she had to break it to the son. And so he asks how she broke the news. She says she just told him it was dead. And he says you can't just blurt it out like that. Not to a kid. First you say the cat was on the roof, and then you build up to it dying. So then the husband asks how everything else is going. And his wife says...

cinemade.startlogic.com

...looks like you're going on the roof. Ha! Ha-ha!
 
2014-01-03 01:23:15 PM  

genner: impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?

Also wondering this.
I thought he was out searching the world for the real killer.


It's been a few years now. He had a bad idea of using a gun to coerce a sports memorabilia dealer to give him back some items that used to belong to him.

IIRC, he got the maximum sentence for armed robbery and some people felt that the judge or jury was only giving him that sentence to punish him for the murders which he was not punished for.
 
2014-01-03 01:24:54 PM  

netweavr: impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?

A year ago maybe? It's for a Vegas robbery gone bad. He was going after old memorabilia, iirc.


Wasnt it something that had to do with the guy trying to sell stuff for OJ and kept more of the money than he should have. It was all some scheme so OJ could get money without having to pay the Goldmans IIRC.
 
2014-01-03 01:25:02 PM  
"I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum."

You ARE common jailhouse scum, you scum.
 
2014-01-03 01:25:16 PM  
"...in his home, like his victims".

/only one of his [alleged] victims died "at home"; the other was a guest
 
2014-01-03 01:25:55 PM  
The Enquirer reports that Simpson has finally agreed to the tests and is convinced he hasn't got long to live, telling a friend, 'I feel the end coming. But I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.'

But honey, you ARE common jailhouse scum.
 
2014-01-03 01:26:03 PM  

cgraves67: genner: impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?

Also wondering this.
I thought he was out searching the world for the real killer.

It's been a few years now. He had a bad idea of using a gun to coerce a sports memorabilia dealer to give him back some items that used to belong to him.

IIRC, he got the maximum sentence for armed robbery and some people felt that the judge or jury was only giving him that sentence to punish him for the murders which he was not punished for.


Probably didn't help him that he came out with a book a few years prior to that basically admitted he was the killer.
 
2014-01-03 01:26:21 PM  
He should get the same treatment as that Manson Family lady.
 
2014-01-03 01:26:25 PM  
kevinunderhill.typepad.com
Haters gonna hate.
 
2014-01-03 01:27:08 PM  
wow, he has a big farking head
 
2014-01-03 01:28:04 PM  

bronyaur1: "I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum."

You ARE common jailhouse scum, you scum.


[shakes tiny fist]
 
2014-01-03 01:29:09 PM  
Sounds like OJ isn't having fun in prison; it's actually confining and stuff.

/ you can't die of betus in jail; they monitor your blood sugar for you
 
2014-01-03 01:30:06 PM  
I wonder if he's experiencing a stabbing pain around the head and neck area...
 
2014-01-03 01:30:19 PM  
Can someone make a book cover with a cancer cell on it and have it say "If I did it"?
 
2014-01-03 01:30:37 PM  

God_Almighty_Himself: Need I remind people that he was found Not Guilty by a jury of his peers?


He's not in prison for the murders he committed. So, I don't see how its relevant that he committed premeditated murder and got away with it. So why did you bring up the fact that he violently murdered two innocent people in cold blood, with premeditation, and the justice system failed spectacularly under pressure of the money, celebrity, and fame that resulted? Your comment has no bearing on the reasons why this murderous nastard should spend the rest of his life in prison.
 
2014-01-03 01:31:04 PM  
When I saw the second picture, All i could think of is them saying this to Marcia Clark:

i456.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-03 01:31:29 PM  

urbangirl: The Enquirer reports that Simpson has finally agreed to the tests and is convinced he hasn't got long to live, telling a friend, 'I feel the end coming. But I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.'

But honey, you ARE common jailhouse scum.


THIS

only because my view is biased even before the whole stabby event.  my mother got into a car accident with him on rockingham ave by his house.  he was an a-hole then.
 
2014-01-03 01:31:54 PM  

God_Almighty_Himself: Need I remind people that he was found Not Guilty by a jury of his peers?


So was Zimmerman but that doesn't stop people from "knowing" exactly what happened when he leaped from his truck and and chased down a 5 year old for eating Skittles.
 
2014-01-03 01:32:02 PM  
My headline said "he wanted to die at home like his ex-wife".
 
2014-01-03 01:33:16 PM  
How is this in any way ironic?  Did he cut his ex-wife's head off with cancer?
 
2014-01-03 01:34:27 PM  
You had it all and you blew it, Bucko. Just remember the good times.

And really... how bad could prison life be for this guy (compared to the average schlub)? I'm assuming he's in one of the nicer ones and considering a lot of jail guys are football fans he probably has a lot of "friends" to keep his cornhole safe.

The Obamster should not even respond to this at ALL. Like say NOTHING. Cripes I hope he is smart enough to say NOTHING!

Hey NSA dudes... could you pass that along to the pres for me?

kthxbye
 
2014-01-03 01:35:41 PM  

ltdanman44: wow, he has a big farking head


That's what she said...
 
2014-01-03 01:36:59 PM  

groppet: netweavr: impaler: Simpson, 66, is serving out a 33-year kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison

What the hell? When did this happen?

A year ago maybe? It's for a Vegas robbery gone bad. He was going after old memorabilia, iirc.

Wasnt it something that had to do with the guy trying to sell stuff for OJ and kept more of the money than he should have. It was all some scheme so OJ could get money without having to pay the Goldmans IIRC.


I do not recall, I imagine Wikipedia has a decent breakdown.
 
2014-01-03 01:37:06 PM  

JNowe: How is this in any way ironic?  Did he cut his ex-wife's head off with cancer?


he named the knife "cancer," so yes.
 
2014-01-03 01:37:33 PM  
I have those exact sandals he is wearing with the prison jumpsuit. $3.99 at CVS.

i.dailymail.co.uk

I have the good sense not to wear them with socks though.
 
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