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(CBS Sports)   The Dallas Cowboys: America's (Least-Favorite) Team   (cbssports.com) divider line 19
    More: Obvious, Dallas, Denver Broncos, Dan Snyder  
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2688 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Jan 2014 at 11:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-03 11:10:58 AM  
4 votes:
Rooting for Jerry Jones is like rooting for an 1890's robber baron putting his cigar out on the forearm of a consumption-struck orphan newsboy
2014-01-03 05:32:19 PM  
2 votes:

mainstreet62: Mikaloyd must be on suicide watch after another Cowgirls thread.


I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS OVER THIS!!! IT IS FARKING OFFICIAL!!!! THE POLITICS TAB IS A CLOSER KNIT MORE CARING ENVIRONMENT THAN FARK'S "SO-CALLED" SPORTS TAB NOW.NONE OF US WILL TRULY BE FREE UNTIL THE THREAT OF MORE TERRORIST COWBOYS THREADS IS HUNTED DOWN AND ELIMINATED COMPLETELY!! FOR SHAME FARKSPORTS YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING. MEAN THREADS SUCK!!!
2014-01-03 11:41:33 AM  
2 votes:

i36.photobucket.com

2014-01-03 11:31:21 AM  
2 votes:
www.portlandmercury.com
MOAR COWBOYS LINKS
MOAR
TELL US HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE COWBOYS IN THE COWBOYS LINKS
MOAR
2014-01-03 08:49:40 PM  
1 votes:

Treygreen13: I see you learned nothing. Adding to the post count.


DAMMIT TREY
2014-01-03 05:45:14 PM  
1 votes:

harleyquinnical: "Opulence, I has it" attitude of JJ


If JJ had a tiny giraffe, that would make me actually like him.
2014-01-03 05:33:42 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: mainstreet62: Mikaloyd must be on suicide watch after another Cowgirls thread.

I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS OVER THIS!!! IT IS FARKING OFFICIAL!!!! THE POLITICS TAB IS A CLOSER KNIT MORE CARING ENVIRONMENT THAN FARK'S "SO-CALLED" SPORTS TAB NOW.NONE OF US WILL TRULY BE FREE UNTIL THE THREAT OF MORE TERRORIST COWBOYS THREADS IS HUNTED DOWN AND ELIMINATED COMPLETELY!! FOR SHAME FARKSPORTS YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING. MEAN THREADS SUCK!!!



Whoa.......calm down, Brontosaurus Tits.
2014-01-03 02:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

Agent Nick Fury: AdamK: Agent Nick Fury: RINO: Brakefornobody: I actually don't really hate any of them - the players are all professionals, and it seems ridiculous to hate a team, when the majority of its players could be somewhere else next week.

Fanbases?  That's a different story.  Pittsburgh, and no one else comes close.  I have dreams that feature all those entitled bastards hanging themselves with their yellow snot-rags.  On cold nights like these, it keeps me warm.

Philly trumps Pittsburgh for hateworthy  contemptible fanbases. It isn't even a contest.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/03/eagles-to-use-underc ov er-officers-to-deter-eagles-fans/

is it really a big deal when the Eagles do it, but not when Seattle/San Francisco do it?

No, it's a really big deal when Seattle and San Francisco use undercover officers to deter Eagles fans, too.


Much like the Overzealous Staffer we Eagles fans are *always* there when stadium asspipery happens. The airfare bills are murderous, but better I be clapped in irons in a debtors prison than know an Egyptian Soccer Riot goes unstarted because I didn't pay extra for dry ice to keep my snowballs frozen during the plane change at De Gaulle.
2014-01-03 01:19:31 PM  
1 votes:
No Eagles choice in the polling? Surely they would have been in contention?

Oh, wait:

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2014-01-03 01:16:08 PM  
1 votes:

dragonchild: A Cave Geek: Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that they're from...ya know...TEXAS would it?

The_Sponge: I don't think there is too much hate for the Texans despite being from the same state.

No, just ridicule.  "Texans" is hilarious.  It'd be like a team from L.A. changing their mascot to "Californians".  It's hubris that shatters every common-sense limit on hyperbole and into great unknown territories of misuse of language.

As for Dallas, there's something to be said about "America's Team" being from a state where I got to constantly hear people (erroneously) brag about how Texas can leave the Union whenever they want.


Too bad Houston didn't go with "Steers" as was considered instead of "Texans".

A cool name that sets up a lot of great jokes about both teams.
2014-01-03 01:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
Only nine options out of 32 teams?  YOUR METHODOLOGY IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
2014-01-03 01:11:43 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: So if the Cowboys aren't America's team, then who is? According to this poll, it's the Denver Broncos. Fourteen percent of America said Denver was their favorite team.

i1182.photobucket.com
2014-01-03 12:54:34 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: You're just jealous that you have to live in a crime-ridden rathole like New York City



Bill Swerski: 74 to 2! I mean, after all, our civic pride is on the line. Because, let's face it, if New York were to somehow beat Chicago, we'd never hear the end of it.

Todd O'Conner: Aw, they would love it over there!

Bill Swerski: You know, it's absurd, really, that we would even have to waste our time comparing ourselves to that crime-ridden rathole!
2014-01-03 12:52:23 PM  
1 votes:
You're all just jealous of the incredible success that the Cowboys have endured over the last 20 years.  It truly has been a joy to watch our beloved Cowboys destroy the NFL for so many years.

 You're just jealous that you have to live in a crime-ridden rathole like New York City and cannot reach the level of sophistication required to live in suburban Dallas.
2014-01-03 11:54:38 AM  
1 votes:
Dallas is America's Team. You just have to deal with that fact. That is why they have the star on their helmet. The Patriots, America's Psuedo Team, put a small star in their logo when they redesigned it as an homage to Dallas.
2014-01-03 11:48:55 AM  
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: /The problem is not People magazine, it's the people who read People.


People
People who read People
Are the dumbest people in the world
2014-01-03 11:37:13 AM  
1 votes:
How the hell can 9% of the respondents have an unfavorable opinion of Russell Wilson?  (Were they all Niners fans?)  You can hate the Hawks, you can hate Pete Carroll, you can hate Richard Sherman.....but hating Russell Wilson?

C'MON MAN!
2014-01-03 11:20:59 AM  
1 votes:
"So if the Cowboys aren't America's team, then who is? According to this poll, it's the Denver Broncos. Fourteen percent of America said Denver was their favorite team."

Bandwagon voting detected!
2014-01-03 10:09:25 AM  
1 votes:
Roger Staubach wears women's underwear. I just thought y'all should know that.
 
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