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(Lifehacker Australia)   "Can a penis get stuck in a vagina during sex?"   (lifehacker.com.au) divider line 81
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-03 09:07:37 AM  
According to my sister's dog, yes.
 
2014-01-03 09:11:59 AM  

ZAZ: According to my sister's dog, yes.


Stop farking your sister's dog.
 
2014-01-03 09:18:28 AM  
That would be a HILARIOUS call for the EMS peeps!
They would be chortling all day after that run.
 
2014-01-03 09:34:44 AM  
But she can just chomp it off with her teeth down there. There's no way you could get stuck. As I understand the issue.
 
2014-01-03 09:36:26 AM  

oldfarthenry: That would be a HILARIOUS call for the EMS peeps!
They would be chortling all day after that run.


Heard two separate stories of it actually happening from two different EMS people.
 
2014-01-03 09:38:54 AM  
Yes....

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2014-01-03 09:46:53 AM  
A penis getting stuck into a vagina repeatedly is the entire idea.
 
2014-01-03 09:59:32 AM  
sebsunriserotary.org

It's pretty funny, until they bring in The Jaws of Life
 
2014-01-03 10:03:34 AM  
There was a virgin preppy guy at college and we convinced him that this only happens when a girls hormones detect a virgin guy's hormones and things clamp up tight and that it is very embarrassing to have the couple taken out of the dorm to the hospital.

/if hormones worked that way, there would be a pill to induce this
 
2014-01-03 10:42:54 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: ZAZ: According to my sister's dog, yes.

Stop farking your sister's dog.


Stopped by the thread for a dog reference...leaving rather disgusted...albeit amused...but still disgusted.
 
2014-01-03 10:57:19 AM  
Wait... I thought that was the point?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-01-03 11:20:00 AM  
Only if you're lucky, subs.
 
2014-01-03 11:42:40 AM  
Not a chance with subby's mom.
 
2014-01-03 12:04:44 PM  
If science wants to test this theory, I'll make the sacrifice and volunteer my penis for the study.
 
2014-01-03 12:10:43 PM  
Until she coughs.
 
2014-01-03 12:12:16 PM  
Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.
 
2014-01-03 12:15:41 PM  
I'm told this only happens when an IUD and a Prince Albert collide.

/the things you hear at a tattoo parlour
 
2014-01-03 12:16:45 PM  
uploads.neatorama.com
 
2014-01-03 12:17:58 PM  

maniacbastard: Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.


Yeah, but remember, your little fella doesn't have the right of way on that particular stretch of track. You might plow head-on into the Log Train Express.
 
2014-01-03 12:18:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If science wants to test this theory, I'll make the sacrifice and volunteer my penis for the study.


Was going to post a pic of Rosie O'Donnell, however, filters will not allow it.

That being said, be careful of what you volunteer to put Mr. Happy into.

/He won't be so happy afterwards
 
2014-01-03 12:19:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If science wants to test this theory, I'll make the sacrifice and volunteer my penis for the study.


Good luck, her vagina is the control sample:
yourmomjokes.net
 
2014-01-03 12:20:52 PM  

Uisce Beatha: FirstNationalBastard: If science wants to test this theory, I'll make the sacrifice and volunteer my penis for the study.

Good luck, her vagina is the control sample:


...can I try the mouth out next?
 
2014-01-03 12:23:52 PM  
Yes, yes it can.

Here's preventative medicine

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-03 12:24:06 PM  
"Can a penis get stuck in a vagina during sex?"

I thought sticking a penis in a vagina was pretty much the definition of (reproductive) sex.
 
2014-01-03 12:32:19 PM  
get that lube.
 
2014-01-03 12:33:19 PM  
At 17, I had sex with a girlfriend, during which she clamped down so tightly I couldn't wihdraw. That was pretty freakin' amazing, actually.
 
2014-01-03 12:37:03 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-03 12:43:07 PM  
Well, I would think that would be quite amazing really.
 
2014-01-03 12:48:11 PM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-01-03 01:00:26 PM  

slayer199: AverageAmericanGuy: ZAZ: According to my sister's dog, yes.

Stop farking your sister's dog.

Stopped by the thread for a dog reference...leaving rather disgusted...albeit amused...but still disgusted.


Same. Done in one. And thoroughly grossed out. Thank you Fark.
 
2014-01-03 01:01:10 PM  

vudukungfu: Not a chance with subby's mom.


Wrong.  Mine has frequently gotten lost in there.
 
2014-01-03 01:07:59 PM  

maniacbastard: Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.


Oh, right. Stick it in a hole that's designed to clamp shut tightly.
 
2014-01-03 01:14:35 PM  

slayer199: AverageAmericanGuy: ZAZ: According to my sister's dog, yes.

Stop farking your sister's dog.

Stopped by the thread for a dog reference...leaving rather disgusted...albeit amused...but still disgusted.


i1.ytimg.com

/I know it's the not the actual reference, but this one's close enough
 
2014-01-03 01:15:05 PM  

Kyosuke: maniacbastard: Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.

Oh, right. Stick it in a hole that's designed to clamp shut tightly.


So you're opposed to BJs, too?
 
2014-01-03 01:35:14 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

research into how to make it happen that is
 
2014-01-03 01:36:24 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Stop farking your sister's dog.


I think you need to tell that to his sister.
 
2014-01-03 01:36:44 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Kyosuke: maniacbastard: Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.

Oh, right. Stick it in a hole that's designed to clamp shut tightly.

So you're opposed to BJs, too?


so me the woman's mouth that stays shut first and then we'll get concerned.

/ba dum dum, ching
 
2014-01-03 01:37:31 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [uploads.neatorama.com image 400x266]


www.justsomebroad.com
 
2014-01-03 01:41:48 PM  
Hell yes it can. Put it in soft, wiggle around, bam! Stuck.
 
2014-01-03 01:43:18 PM  

tom baker's scarf: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Kyosuke: maniacbastard: Another reason to take it down the road to brown town.

Oh, right. Stick it in a hole that's designed to clamp shut tightly.

So you're opposed to BJs, too?

so me the woman's mouth that stays shut first and then we'll get concerned.

/da bum bum, Tush


FTFY
 
2014-01-03 01:47:37 PM  
If this happens ... you need to drink more water.

// hot like a glue gun
 
2014-01-03 02:00:00 PM  

buckler: At 17, I had sex with a girlfriend, during which she clamped down so tightly I couldn't wihdraw. That was pretty freakin' amazing, actually.


Ah, 17. Best sex year of my life. You know how some people can do a wave with their abdominal muscles? Yeah, she could do that with her pussy.

/I was an asshole to her and never should have traded her for a five year disappointment.
//Karma is biatch.
 
2014-01-03 02:02:07 PM  
I vaguely recall some anime in which a guy is having sex with a woman but then her vagina turns into some sort of fang filled maw and tries to eat him.  He jumped with skillful acrobatics but the woman turns out to be some sort of spider demon and escapes out a window.  Anyway, the lesson is, don't have sex with anime characters.
 
2014-01-03 02:05:07 PM  
 
2014-01-03 02:19:44 PM  
Vaginismus is the term you're looking for.
 
2014-01-03 02:19:48 PM  

Gergesa: I vaguely recall some anime in which a guy is having sex with a woman but then her vagina turns into some sort of fang filled maw and tries to eat him.  He jumped with skillful acrobatics but the woman turns out to be some sort of spider demon and escapes out a window.  Anyway, the lesson is, don't have sex with anime characters.


Wicked City, iirc
 
2014-01-03 02:30:26 PM  
The Weeners is comedy gold: "Welease my Wodger!"
 
2014-01-03 02:35:21 PM  
I saw a show on TV about it. Weird ER Stories or something like that. A guy was banging a girl in a bar bathroom. I guess she was a bit dry and his skin stuck to hers and he tore a big flap of skin off his dick. Ow. Ow. Ow.
 
2014-01-03 02:45:18 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's how you are supposed to do it actually.
 
2014-01-03 02:45:44 PM  
when you have a dick as big as mine, you get used to getting stuck, amirite
 
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