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(Daily Mail)   Courtney Stodden's debut into adult films to now happen in 3 ... 2... 1   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 171
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2014-01-03 08:59:46 AM
I can't wait until she does this so that we can finally be done with her, with the exception of her eventual surprising death from overdose.
 
2014-01-03 09:02:45 AM
Meh, wake me up when she does a kink.com shoot for tspussyhunters
 
2014-01-03 09:07:14 AM
Not gonna lie, she does look better as a brunette. Still unbelievably trashy, but now random pornstar trashy and not random whore trashy.
 
2014-01-03 09:19:23 AM
She looks like the "CLEARANCE - FACTORY SECONDS" bin at the Real Doll factory.
 
2014-01-03 09:32:53 AM
She has a lot of features I don't dislike, and yet I still find her wildly unattractive.  I think it's mostly the face.
 
2014-01-03 09:37:13 AM
Is it just me or did she have more work done on her face.  She doesn't look anything like she used to (and it's not just the hair).

And her boobs are ridiculous.
 
2014-01-03 09:47:42 AM
www.sadanduseless.com
 
2014-01-03 09:51:28 AM
Fine!  I will admit it...I think she looks good for 44.  She's taking care of herself, yeah she's had some work done, but for someone in her mid-40's, she looks damn good.
 
2014-01-03 09:58:23 AM

Relatively Obscure: She has a lot of features I don't dislike, and yet I still find her wildly unattractive.  I think it's mostly the face.


Were you bitten by a duck as a child?
 
2014-01-03 10:12:05 AM
That is a rough 19
 
2014-01-03 10:23:57 AM
Her face doesn't look aged, it just looks like it has the features of an older woman. The skin is still perfect and her young body, despite the fake tits, is quite supple.
 
2014-01-03 10:26:40 AM
She really does nothing for me..  I mean, I could probably fap to this if I had to.. But if I had to fap to her, or a random video off xhamster.. I'd take my chances with xhamster..
 
2014-01-03 10:27:15 AM
For some reason I thought Courtney Stodden was the big black dude from American Idol. It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?
 
2014-01-03 10:29:30 AM
"OK, Courtney, for this next series of shots I want you to try and look like a retarded duck.  That's it, work it, girl!
 
2014-01-03 10:30:05 AM

jaylectricity: Her face doesn't look aged, it just looks like it has the features of an older woman. The skin is still perfect and her young body, despite the fake tits, is quite supple.


Yep,

I would hit.  Face of a haggard milf, but the vagina that still has the elasticity of a young womans, and just a bit of tranny thrown in.  Yummmm.
 
2014-01-03 10:30:11 AM

This Looks Fun: For some reason I thought Courtney Stodden was the big black dude from American Idol. It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?


Because as a result of years of plastic surgery, she transformed herself from the big black dude from American Idol into a trashy proto-porn actress wannabe.
 
2014-01-03 10:30:26 AM

This Looks Fun: It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?


She married the creepy 50-something-year-old dude from the Green Mile when she was 16.

That is her claim to fame. Not even a sex tape, just marrying the creepy dude from the Green Mile.
 
2014-01-03 10:30:35 AM
Remind me who she is again? Is she one of the MTV teen moms or something?
 
2014-01-03 10:31:01 AM
Good LORD, that chick is only 19? She's looks like she's had more plastic surgery than a 45-year old mother of six.
 
2014-01-03 10:31:51 AM

This Looks Fun: For some reason I thought Courtney Stodden was the big black dude from American Idol. It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?


She married an old washed up actor at 17 and had a bunch of plastic surgery and dresses like a street walker.
 
2014-01-03 10:32:53 AM

Relatively Obscure: She has a lot of features I don't dislike, and yet I still find her wildly unattractive.  I think it's mostly the face.


Agreed
 
2014-01-03 10:35:27 AM
Mom must be so proud that she raised such a well adjusted and mature snowflake...
 
2014-01-03 10:36:46 AM
I think she looks pretty good there, much better than when she's blonde. That said she really needs to stop with the duckface. She wouldn't look that bad at all otherwise. Maybe plump up the thighs and booty a little and she'd be perfect looking.

/gotta love the hyperbole about how old she looks. At most I'd say mid 20s
 
2014-01-03 10:38:48 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-03 10:40:34 AM
Wtf is wrong with her mouth? It's like permanent duck face. Sorry, I normally wouldn't care but I hate when attractive people destroy themselves. It's a gift, don't risk it.
 
2014-01-03 10:41:21 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I think she looks pretty good there, much better than when she's blonde. That said she really needs to stop with the duckface. She wouldn't look that bad at all otherwise. Maybe plump up the thighs and booty a little and she'd be perfect looking.

/gotta love the hyperbole about how old she looks. At most I'd say mid 20s


Well, kind of hard for her to not do the duckface at this point, she had her lips inflated, so that's just sort of her natural expression now. But yeah, I'd fark her, even if just to say I did it.
 
2014-01-03 10:42:03 AM

scottydoesntknow: Not gonna lie, she does look better as a brunette. Still unbelievably trashy, but now random pornstar trashy and not random whore trashy.


+1 I agree. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing her naked.
 
2014-01-03 10:42:06 AM
She's the younger daughter on Modern Family, isn't she?
 
2014-01-03 10:42:12 AM

scottydoesntknow: This Looks Fun: It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?

She married the creepy 50-something-year-old dude from the Green Mile when she was 16.

That is her claim to fame. Not even a sex tape, just marrying the creepy dude from the Green Mile.


Tom Hanks?
 
2014-01-03 10:42:25 AM
Nice use of the triple D subby ~ slipped them all by...
 
2014-01-03 10:44:54 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I think she looks pretty good there, much better than when she's blonde. That said she really needs to stop with the duckface. She wouldn't look that bad at all otherwise. Maybe plump up the thighs and booty a little and she'd be perfect looking.

/gotta love the hyperbole about how old she looks. At most I'd say mid 20s


Fact is, she just looks older than she should. She's 19, but she's had as much work done on her as someone well into their late 20's/early 30's. She was, before all the work, a really beautiful girl. Now? She just looks... off. And don't give me that sharp knees bullshiat, either. Plastic just doesn't turn me on. Natural beauty is where it's at.
 
2014-01-03 10:47:45 AM
Don't care if she does. There are much prettier women already working in porn that are far less plasticky than she is.

Going from this

i.imgur.com

to this

i.imgur.com

is not an improvement and it really says something about our modern media driven standards of beauty that someone thinks that it is.
 
2014-01-03 10:48:20 AM
*clicks link
 
2014-01-03 10:49:39 AM
She is going to look 40 by the time she is 25.
 
2014-01-03 10:53:05 AM

Snapper Carr: Don't care if she does. There are much prettier women already working in porn that are far less plasticky than she is.

Going from this

[i.imgur.com image 435x580]

to this

[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]

is not an improvement and it really says something about our modern media driven standards of beauty that someone thinks that it is.


JESUS CHRIST! How about a warning next time???
 
2014-01-03 10:58:53 AM

theflatline: Face of a haggard milf, but the vagina that still has the elasticity of a young womans, and just a bit of tranny thrown in. Yummmm.


Which part is yummm...the tranny?

I think she's really disgusting...mostly because of the ridiculous boobs (I hate boob jobs anyway...I think it kills a woman's natural beauty) and plastic surgery.  She actually looked better before all that.
 
2014-01-03 11:00:38 AM
So much more sex appeal as a brunette. I'd let her give me crabs if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-01-03 11:01:55 AM
I wouldn't fark her with your dick, Subby.
 
2014-01-03 11:04:34 AM

Snapper Carr: Going from this

[i.imgur.com image 435x580]

to this

[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]


God DAMN! That is a rough looking 35.
 
2014-01-03 11:05:31 AM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: scottydoesntknow: This Looks Fun: It didn't say in the article... why is this girl famous?

She married the creepy 50-something-year-old dude from the Green Mile when she was 16.

That is her claim to fame. Not even a sex tape, just marrying the creepy dude from the Green Mile.

Tom Hanks?


According to the Daily Fail article, she married David Duchovny.

/also, according the the Fail, teddy bears are sentient
 
2014-01-03 11:06:30 AM

scottydoesntknow: Not gonna lie, she does look better as a brunette. Still unbelievably trashy, but now random pornstar trashy and not random whore trashy.


I wouldn't say she's attractive but definitely better as a brunette
 
2014-01-03 11:07:46 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: So much more sex appeal as a brunette. I'd let her give me crabs if you know what I mean and I think you do.



When I think of Courney Stodden and crabs, I always picture those creept space-spiders from the "Loat in Space" movie.
 
2014-01-03 11:08:00 AM
You know, when I lived in Tanzania, hookers were called CDs, which I thought was short for "Cum Dumpsters".  Later I found out it was Swahili and called "Changa Doa".

Anyway, CSB over, Courtney Stodden, you are Fark's honorary Cum Dumpster for 1/3/2013.  Enjoy the fame, you skanky whore.
 
2014-01-03 11:08:55 AM
So I was thinking this guy:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruben_Studdard

Waaaaaay off. Although, looking at the last picture that Snapper Carr posted, I'd probably do him first.
 
2014-01-03 11:08:55 AM
Loat = Lost.
creept = creepy.

Preview, then post, pinhead!
 
2014-01-03 11:08:57 AM
I'll pass
 
2014-01-03 11:10:02 AM

theflatline: jaylectricity: Her face doesn't look aged, it just looks like it has the features of an older woman. The skin is still perfect and her young body, despite the fake tits, is quite supple.

Yep,

I would hit.  Face of a haggard milf, but the vagina that still has the elasticity of a young womans, and just a bit of tranny thrown in.  Yummmm.


It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

roymathur.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-03 11:11:41 AM
Fake tits ruin everything.
 
2014-01-03 11:11:47 AM

whosits_112: Snapper Carr: Don't care if she does. There are much prettier women already working in porn that are far less plasticky than she is.

Going from this

[i.imgur.com image 435x580]

to this

[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]

is not an improvement and it really says something about our modern media driven standards of beauty that someone thinks that it is.

JESUS CHRIST! How about a warning next time???


Pic 1: cute kid.

Pic 2: same woman after years of drug & alcohol abuse.

It looks like she's had skin peels and botox.  WTF?

This girl is fascinating because she's such a complete trainwreck.
 
2014-01-03 11:12:55 AM

Crewmannumber6: I wouldn't fark her with your dick, Subby.


Well of course not because you wouldn't feel anything.
 
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