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(Gizmodo)   London's subway routes were heavily influenced by: a) the Stig, b) the Time Lords, or c) up to 12,000 corpses beneath a single church causing parishioners to pass out or explode   (gizmodo.com) divider line 35
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2014-01-03 12:21:08 AM  
Exploding parishioners, you say? I think it's time to call

www.ebaznica.lv

THE BISHOP!
 
2014-01-03 12:51:21 AM  
Where's Quartermass when you need him?
 
2014-01-03 04:31:08 AM  

simplicimus: Where's Quartermass when you need him?


I've no idea, but Professor Quatermass is in the pit somewhere
 
2014-01-03 04:53:34 AM  
Taco Bell has similar issues.
 
2014-01-03 04:54:05 AM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
How about a little bit of Time Lord Villianry mixed in with church lore?
 
2014-01-03 05:13:11 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-03 05:29:36 AM  
Somewhere, the Mother Superius is laughing maniacally.

/Not attending that Church
//Don't look good naked
 
2014-01-03 05:31:32 AM  
static.comicvine.com

Some people shouldn't be turned loose with a vortex manipulator ;)
 
2014-01-03 06:16:27 AM  
London Underground song.

http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

This is a bit sweary and uses Flash, by the way.
 
2014-01-03 06:49:11 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

People explode every day.... natural causes....
 
2014-01-03 07:07:47 AM  
She can make your little parishioner esplode.......

i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-03 07:16:58 AM  
danielscissorhands:

[you-only-moved-the-headstones.jpg ]

came for this, was not disappointed
 
2014-01-03 07:36:10 AM  
I'm guessing mass graves dating back to the plague

/DNTRFA
//am I bovah'd?
 
2014-01-03 08:19:59 AM  
doctorwho.org.nz

"Mind the Gap... RRRRRRAAAARRRRRR!"
 
2014-01-03 08:28:28 AM  
Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemaar approve.

/Earl's Court
//better not be obscure
 
2014-01-03 08:41:31 AM  
The Stig? I knew the Ruttles were bigger than Rod, but I didn't know they were *that* big.
 
2014-01-03 09:05:31 AM  
dwarffortresswiki.org
 
2014-01-03 09:16:21 AM  
The more you don't want to know...
 
2014-01-03 09:20:21 AM  

Guadior42: Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemaar approve.

/Earl's Court
//better not be obscure


Came for Neverwhere, leaving satisfied. Thanks!
 
2014-01-03 09:21:25 AM  
 
2014-01-03 09:22:52 AM  

gfbabbitt: Guadior42: Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemaar approve.

/Earl's Court
//better not be obscure

Came for Neverwhere, leaving satisfied. Thanks!


You are welcome!
 
2014-01-03 09:53:32 AM  

SpinStopper: [static.comicvine.com image 850x586]

Some people shouldn't be turned loose with a vortex manipulator ;)


He can manipulate my vortex anytime he wants, if you know what I mean

/And I think you do
 
2014-01-03 10:58:21 AM  
A)
www.topgear.com
 
2014-01-03 11:14:11 AM  
I think we all know the REAL answer.
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-03 11:23:29 AM  
Humid Corpse-fog
Corpulent Bombs
Necropolitan Entrepreneurs


Those are some pretty good band names.
 
2014-01-03 11:51:12 AM  
A key strategic weakness in metropolitan living
 
2014-01-03 11:52:15 AM  
Well that explains the stink coming from my roomates room.
 
2014-01-03 12:44:47 PM  
So am I to understand that rotting corpses are a good source of alternative fuel?
 
2014-01-03 12:49:25 PM  
I always enjoyed the "sinking" churches. They didn't sink, the churchyards just continued to rise due to layers and layers of bodies. You would think at some point they would have had the great idea to just build the whole church high enough to allow that.
 
2014-01-03 01:05:55 PM  
The parishioners could even taste it, apparently: an acrid, oily slick on their tongues, resulting from the humid corpse-fog that filled the church, a kind of artificial weather system created by the dissolving bodies of the dead jumbled up beneath the floorboards.


yeah, i think i'm done for the day
 
2014-01-03 02:22:43 PM  

dbrunker: I think we all know the REAL answer.
[img.fark.net image 462x284]


How to make a seven-year-old left alone with the TV on a rainy afternoon crap himself?

Because that's my takeaway.
 
2014-01-03 02:42:43 PM  
There are way too many Doctor Who fans in this thread.
 
2014-01-03 06:14:31 PM  

emberposse: There are way too many Doctor Who fans in this thread.


You shut your whore mouth. There can never be enough Doctor Who fans. Hell, I'm just waiting for my nieces to hit ten before I introduce them to the Tenth Doctor (really, I'm skipping Eccleston because...he's so meh).
 
2014-01-04 01:18:42 AM  

Valiente: How to make a seven-year-old left alone with the TV on a rainy afternoon crap himself?

Because that's my takeaway.


It's even worse when you're in the USA, you have no idea what you're watching and you come in part way though the movie so you don't know what's going on.
 
2014-01-04 06:26:54 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: danielscissorhands:

[you-only-moved-the-headstones.jpg ]

came for this, was not disappointed


;)
 
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