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(News.com.au)   Yawn : woman posting selfie on Facebook. WTF: A blood splattered selfie pleading for help after being pistol whipped by her hubby. With helpful pic of what a pistol whipping hubby may look like (Graphic image in article)   (news.com.au) divider line 164
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2014-01-02 10:21:00 PM
I have to wonder, how many "likes" did she get for that post?
Whatever it takes to get help though.
 
2014-01-02 10:59:53 PM
That Sob husband needs to have his ass whipped.
 
2014-01-02 11:00:35 PM
Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.
 
2014-01-02 11:09:06 PM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


It was probably this guy's BO you smelled:
resources1.news.com.au

Does she have a big ol neck tattoo or is that just more blood?
 
2014-01-03 12:16:45 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: I have to wonder, how many "likes" did she get for that post?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-03 12:49:53 AM

SauronWasFramed: That Sob husband needs to have his ass whipped.


He deserves a lot worse than that, and even then he wouldn't learn anything from it.
 
2014-01-03 01:20:06 AM
Cooter really let himself go.
 
2014-01-03 02:09:16 AM
This is Facebook'swww.gloria-agostina.com
 
2014-01-03 02:10:09 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


Some people have cable Interwebs.
 
2014-01-03 02:10:19 AM
Dude needs to end up in a deer pond. Also subby why didn't you just link to WKYT?
 
2014-01-03 02:10:25 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


Could be 3G/4G or satellite internet service and even hijacked WIFI from someone else...
 
2014-01-03 02:20:44 AM
Husband should do a selfie...With a 44 magnum.
 
2014-01-03 02:21:12 AM
bastard
 
2014-01-03 02:22:22 AM
When will women learn to just keep their mouths shut, and there ass in the kitchen?

amidoinitrite??
 
2014-01-03 02:23:13 AM
Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!
 
2014-01-03 02:24:42 AM

dr_blasto: Does she have a big ol neck tattoo or is that just more blood?


assets.nydailynews.com

Any chance this guy loses his right to bear arms? Or was she coming right at him?
 
2014-01-03 02:24:52 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


Think, man, think!

She said he ripped the phone line out, leaving her with no way to call 911.

To make matters worse, she had no cell reception, but she did have WiFi. So Stacy turned to social media for help.


www.wkyt.com
She could have been using her own wifi or 'stealing' the neighbor's, but this is certianly not implausible.
 
2014-01-03 02:26:08 AM

Matthew Keene: When will women learn to just keep their mouths shut, and there ass in the kitchen?

amidoinitrite??


This is why the fact replicator technology has been invented yet kept from us; we would have no use for a kitchen ergo no place to keep the womens.
 
2014-01-03 02:26:41 AM
Someone actually reads facebook updates?  I'm surprised.

/would've used Skype to call for help
/weeks could go by without anyone seeing my updates
 
2014-01-03 02:26:58 AM

TheRealist II: Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!


Actually a lot of 'modern' radio technologies are built on technology from the '40s. Google Hedy Lamarr.
 
2014-01-03 02:27:38 AM

BlackMtnMan: Husband should do a selfie...With a 44 magnum.


I jusst spewd mah beer on mah keyboard now it's ruindgghjgjkghjgkjhgkhjgkhjkgjhgnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbugkiuhl;;;;;;;;;;;;hl jhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,kmmmmmmmn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,b
 
2014-01-03 02:28:29 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-03 02:31:52 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.
 
2014-01-03 02:32:43 AM
Look at that fat beardy nerdy-looking bastid. Whats his fark username?
 
2014-01-03 02:34:43 AM
Looks like he already wore-out the ugly stick.

/exit seat please
 
2014-01-03 02:35:29 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.


Thanks mr sociopath.
 
2014-01-03 02:36:34 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


DSL would still work even if the physical phone didn't.  Then there's cable and satellite.
 
2014-01-03 02:37:53 AM

UsikFark: Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.

Thanks mr sociopath.


+1
 
2014-01-03 02:38:31 AM
img2-2.timeinc.net

'Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!'
 
2014-01-03 02:38:45 AM

UsikFark: Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.

Thanks mr sociopath.


That's Miss Sociopath, thank you very much.

Actually, I just come from a long line of trailer dwellers.  Watching your mom, sister, cousin etc. get smacked around is pretty par for the course.
 
2014-01-03 02:39:38 AM

UsikFark: TheRealist II: Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!

Actually a lot of 'modern' radio technologies are built on technology from the '40s. Google Hedy Lamarr.


That's Hedley!!
 
2014-01-03 02:41:42 AM

UsikFark: TheRealist II: Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!

Actually a lot of 'modern' radio technologies are built on technology from the '40s. Google Hedy Lamarr.


i365.photobucket.com
It's HEDLEY!
 
2014-01-03 02:42:32 AM
Obviously this is an anomaly, but can we STFU about FB and Twitter and whatnot being worthless distractions from real life?  Even if this didn't happen, it's easy to see how it might.  And there are plenty of other real and profound benefits (not to say there aren't drawbacks as well....)

/not in this thread (yet), but plenty of others
//we get it
///you're edgy
 
2014-01-03 02:43:04 AM

mjones71822: UsikFark: TheRealist II: Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!

Actually a lot of 'modern' radio technologies are built on technology from the '40s. Google Hedy Lamarr.

That's Hedley!!


*shakes tiny fist*

/I just HAD to attach an image too...
 
2014-01-03 02:44:50 AM
I became a fan....
 
2014-01-03 02:47:56 AM

pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.


Not entirely. I've had WiFi but no service for a week now (new phone present, been too busy with work, have to change providers, let old phone service lapse instead of paying two bills... Plus I have Google voice + Talktone + I'm either at work or home and the bar and venue for NYE had WiFi).

Anyway. Bill not paid = tiny WiFi capable device. That you can't call on if you're not saavy enough to figure it out.

I didn't think you had to be but I'm really tired of explaining Google voice to people.
 
2014-01-03 02:55:10 AM
I'd hit that.

But it looks like her hubby already did.
 
2014-01-03 03:13:45 AM

Brainsick: mjones71822: UsikFark: TheRealist II: Well, isn't 21st century tech. wonderful and being put to good use!

Actually a lot of 'modern' radio technologies are built on technology from the '40s. Google Hedy Lamarr.

That's Hedley!!

*shakes tiny fist*

/I just HAD to attach an image too...


You would have been better off posting the pet headcrab from Half-life 2.
 
2014-01-03 03:15:31 AM
Hope this guy goes to jail for a long time, but we know he won't of course.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-03 03:23:15 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Hope this guy goes to jail for a long time, but we know he won't of course.


So the NSFW pic is that of the husband, right?
 
2014-01-03 03:36:34 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: UsikFark: Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.

Thanks mr sociopath.

That's Miss Sociopath, thank you very much.

Actually, I just come from a long line of trailer dwellers.  Watching your mom, sister, cousin etc. get smacked around is pretty par for the course.


well, that makes it fine then.
 
2014-01-03 03:38:51 AM

Dee Snarl: Obviously this is an anomaly, but can we STFU about FB and Twitter and whatnot being worthless distractions from real life?  Even if this didn't happen, it's easy to see how it might.  And there are plenty of other real and profound benefits (not to say there aren't drawbacks as well....)

/not in this thread (yet), but plenty of others
//we get it
///you're edgy


wait... let me see if I understand your position: it is edgy to NOT use social media because you don't want your real information out there for the world to read / id steal... right?

/must be a new definition I am unfamiliar with.... or one of us is confused... I vote you.
 
2014-01-03 03:57:34 AM
Mmm... Pistol Whip...
 
2014-01-03 04:03:26 AM
Saw that man's face and knew in one second: Baby puncher.
 
2014-01-03 04:09:34 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.


Jesus Christ haven't you people heard of DSL?  Or even dial-up, if he didn't rip the modem out of the wall.  Or a cable modem.  Dead mobile spots in the hills of rural Kentucky aren't exactly uncommon.

Get out more, both of you.
 
2014-01-03 04:27:42 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Dee Snarl: Obviously this is an anomaly, but can we STFU about FB and Twitter and whatnot being worthless distractions from real life?  Even if this didn't happen, it's easy to see how it might.  And there are plenty of other real and profound benefits (not to say there aren't drawbacks as well....)

/not in this thread (yet), but plenty of others
//we get it
///you're edgy

wait... let me see if I understand your position: it is edgy to NOT use social media because you don't want your real information out there for the world to read / id steal... right?

/must be a new definition I am unfamiliar with.... or one of us is confused... I vote you.


Yes, people who make a fuss about being super-special nonconformists who don't even use social media because they're not falling into that trap like the rest of us sheeple, are dangerously edgy, obviously.  Get it now?
 
2014-01-03 04:28:47 AM

violentsalvation: SauronWasFramed: That Sob husband needs to have his ass whipped.

He deserves a lot worse than that, and even then he wouldn't learn anything from it.


He wont learn anything from it, but we should not let that stop us.
 
2014-01-03 04:50:37 AM

Lsherm: Omnis_evil_twin: pueblonative: Phone ripped out..no mobile service but she has internet. I'm not smelling bullshiat yet, but something stinks.

Same here.  Something's off.  I'm just not getting a real sense of urgency or fear from the photo.  She seems also proud or something.  I've seen my share of women in real explosive abuse situations and that's not the look they have on their faces.

Jesus Christ haven't you people heard of DSL?  Or even dial-up, if he didn't rip the modem out of the wall.  Or a cable modem.  Dead mobile spots in the hills of rural Kentucky aren't exactly uncommon.

Get out more, both of you.


I'm not calling shenanigans on the no-phone-service part.  I'm calling it on the situation.  Something seems off to me.  And since I have a GED in Conclusion Jumping I think I know what I'm talking about.
 
2014-01-03 04:52:14 AM
How long until she takes him back? Days or weeks?
 
2014-01-03 04:53:21 AM
You picked him, honey.
 
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