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(Superhero Hype)   Marvel Comics announces Deadpool is getting married this April   (superherohype.com) divider line 88
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2014-01-03 12:52:57 AM  
...to Spider-Man?
 
2014-01-03 01:29:57 AM  

penthesilea: ...to Spider-Man?


Huh. My first thought was, "Bride? Isn't Deadpool gay?"
 
2014-01-03 01:36:09 AM  

Peki: penthesilea: ...to Spider-Man?

Huh. My first thought was, "Bride? Isn't Deadpool gay?"


I'm pretty sure he's pan sexual.
 
2014-01-03 01:41:05 AM  
Bea Arthur!
 
2014-01-03 01:41:52 AM  
And isn't Nightcrawler dead?
 
2014-01-03 04:11:34 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-03 04:25:16 AM  
That... uh... doesn't look like Death to me... Someone's going to have one hell of a wedding crasher if it's not her.
 
2014-01-03 04:54:21 AM  
Is Gambit a chick now?
 
2014-01-03 04:55:29 AM  
Squirrel Girl, obviously.
 
2014-01-03 05:00:58 AM  

doglover: Is Gambit a chick now?


Hasn't he always been? One of the worst characters ever. Goddamn, I farking hate the X-Men. The original 5 were great, during the Kirby/Lee years. Get much beyond that, it's no wonder the world hates and fears them. Certainly by GSX-M#1, it had turned to shiat. Dirty muties.

/do you know what your children are?
 
2014-01-03 05:24:01 AM  

Leishu: Squirrel Girl, obviously.


Strike that. Bridesmaid.
 
2014-01-03 05:24:15 AM  

robohobo: One of the worst characters ever.


i25.photobucket.com

Why would say that. He's the best X man. Just powerful enough you could believe he was real. Think about it: he throws cards that explode and hits people with a stick. That's it. Sure, there's a comic book explanation for it, and it's stupid, but you could duplicate Gambit's powers in an afternoon with a middle school metal shop, a few M-80s, and three cans of spray paint.
 
2014-01-03 05:34:40 AM  
oh ffs it's probably going to be some stupid real-world BS like Miley Cyrus or Duck Dynasty.
 
2014-01-03 05:55:28 AM  
my money's on tila tequila
 
2014-01-03 06:17:12 AM  
Realdoll.
 
2014-01-03 06:55:00 AM  
He's probably going to be married to Psylocke so that Mobage can put out a special edition card for both of them that will cost about $500 worth of card packs to get and will end up costing more than 1500 blues in the trade rooms.

/Is that too obscure for Fark?
//My guess is yes.
///LF 10/100 ToO Gambit. Paying in arms and legs.
 
2014-01-03 06:55:14 AM  

calbert: oh ffs it's probably going to be some stupid real-world BS like Miley Cyrus or Duck Dynasty.


Deadpool marries Duck Dynasty? I'd buy that issue!
 
2014-01-03 07:18:50 AM  

CipollinaFan: He's probably going to be married to Psylocke so that Mobage can put out a special edition card for both of them that will cost about $500 worth of card packs to get and will end up costing more than 1500 blues in the trade rooms.

/Is that too obscure for Fark?
//My guess is yes.
///LF 10/100 ToO Gambit. Paying in arms and legs.


*Shudder*
Had to stop playing that...Fark that and all their other "card" games.  Which was a pity because I liked Transformers Legends, but it'll cost and arm and a leg to get Level 5 cards..
 
2014-01-03 07:18:54 AM  
Guess he gets over his random crush on Elektra.
 
2014-01-03 07:19:52 AM  
Lady Death. Check the Skull in the flo.....wers..... Skrull?


(Also, who is the Wolverine at the back with the D on his chest? I almost googled "Wolverine with a D" and thought better of it.)
 
2014-01-03 07:25:20 AM  

Fark You Buddy: CipollinaFan: He's probably going to be married to Psylocke so that Mobage can put out a special edition card for both of them that will cost about $500 worth of card packs to get and will end up costing more than 1500 blues in the trade rooms.

/Is that too obscure for Fark?
//My guess is yes.
///LF 10/100 ToO Gambit. Paying in arms and legs.

*Shudder*
Had to stop playing that...Fark that and all their other "card" games.  Which was a pity because I liked Transformers Legends, but it'll cost and arm and a leg to get Level 5 cards..


I am too far into it to quit and everyone I work with also plays it. I don't even want to attempt to try and think about how much I have already spent on it.
 
2014-01-03 07:27:08 AM  
April 2014.

APRIL.

It's a good thing there isn't a holiday that month dedicated to dicking around with people.
 
2014-01-03 07:32:27 AM  
img.fark.net

/Seriously? Comic book weddings?
/There's real shiat happening in the geek world.
 
2014-01-03 07:32:33 AM  

Felgraf: April 2014.

APRIL.

It's a good thing there isn't a holiday that month dedicated to dicking around with people.


Mother's day is in May.
 
2014-01-03 08:01:46 AM  
My hopes (but not money) are on Harley Quinn. Fanart of the two together just looks so RIGHT for some reason.
 
2014-01-03 08:25:25 AM  
And with this public announcement I can only assume it will only further increase sales of the Deadpool video game OH WAIT
 
2014-01-03 08:30:25 AM  

Fark You Buddy: CipollinaFan: He's probably going to be married to Psylocke so that Mobage can put out a special edition card for both of them that will cost about $500 worth of card packs to get and will end up costing more than 1500 blues in the trade rooms.

/Is that too obscure for Fark?
//My guess is yes.
///LF 10/100 ToO Gambit. Paying in arms and legs.

*Shudder*
Had to stop playing that...Fark that and all their other "card" games.  Which was a pity because I liked Transformers Legends, but it'll cost and arm and a leg to get Level 5 cards..


I would suggest trying Tyrant. I've managed to put together a good deck without spending a cent.
 
2014-01-03 08:41:39 AM  
I'm not up on my Marvel. Why is there a Franken-Pool in the foreground? Did Deadpool make him in a cave with a box of scrap? And what's this about Nightcrawler being dead? Is it dead-dead, or comic book dead?
 
2014-01-03 08:42:08 AM  

robohobo: doglover: Is Gambit a chick now?

Hasn't he always been? One of the worst characters ever. Goddamn, I farking hate the X-Men. The original 5 were great, during the Kirby/Lee years. Get much beyond that, it's no wonder the world hates and fears them. Certainly by GSX-M#1, it had turned to shiat. Dirty muties.

/do you know what your children are?


Can they send them back to Apartheid land, er, I mean Genosha?
 
2014-01-03 08:43:20 AM  

Tenebreux: Lady Death. Check the Skull in the flo.....wers..... Skrull?


(Also, who is the Wolverine at the back with the D on his chest? I almost googled "Wolverine with a D" and thought better of it.)


Daken?
 
2014-01-03 08:43:44 AM  
Personally I'm sick to death of Deadpool and three quarters of the story lines in the Marvel comic world.
 
2014-01-03 08:44:36 AM  
It has been a while since I paid attention to Deadpool but I thought he occasionally suffered from memory black outs where he can't remember what he did.  Whether it be going full on psycho and murdering for no reason or something completely harmless, his mind just doesn't function during those episodes.  Not sure if I would want him as a spouse.
 
2014-01-03 08:47:28 AM  
Is't there a female alternte universe version of Deadpool? He's marrying himself!
 
2014-01-03 08:49:39 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: I'm not up on my Marvel. Why is there a Franken-Pool in the foreground? Did Deadpool make him in a cave with a box of scrap? And what's this about Nightcrawler being dead? Is it dead-dead, or comic book dead?


He was dead, but is recently being 'rescued' from the afterlife in the new Amazing X-Men book.
 
2014-01-03 08:56:53 AM  
He already was married to Satan's daughter. She divorced him and got half his soul in the deal.

I have only read a couple of Deadpool stories; but that was one of them.
 
2014-01-03 09:25:16 AM  

Fano: Tenebreux: Lady Death. Check the Skull in the flo.....wers..... Skrull?


(Also, who is the Wolverine at the back with the D on his chest? I almost googled "Wolverine with a D" and thought better of it.)

Daken?


D-Man
 
2014-01-03 09:25:41 AM  

Leishu: Leishu: Squirrel Girl, obviously.

Strike that. Bridesmaid.


For which reason Marvel is dead to me.
 
2014-01-03 09:33:20 AM  

texdent: Fano: Tenebreux: Lady Death. Check the Skull in the flo.....wers..... Skrull?


(Also, who is the Wolverine at the back with the D on his chest? I almost googled "Wolverine with a D" and thought better of it.)

Daken?

D-Man


I thought he was dead too.
 
2014-01-03 09:33:33 AM  
Let's see... Oldschool Daredevil... Kitty pryde alive with Lockheed... Oddly and unusually young Scott and Jean... Yep. It sounds to me like Marvel's screwing with us.
 
2014-01-03 09:35:29 AM  
Also, Magik and Widget. They're just TRYING to pull on my oldschool Excalibur strings, aren't they.
 
2014-01-03 09:35:44 AM  

vharshyde: Oddly and unusually young Scott and Jean.


No, the original five X-Men are in the present.
 
2014-01-03 09:39:46 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: Fark You Buddy: CipollinaFan: He's probably going to be married to Psylocke so that Mobage can put out a special edition card for both of them that will cost about $500 worth of card packs to get and will end up costing more than 1500 blues in the trade rooms.

/Is that too obscure for Fark?
//My guess is yes.
///LF 10/100 ToO Gambit. Paying in arms and legs.

*Shudder*
Had to stop playing that...Fark that and all their other "card" games.  Which was a pity because I liked Transformers Legends, but it'll cost and arm and a leg to get Level 5 cards..

I would suggest trying Tyrant. I've managed to put together a good deck without spending a cent.


I'll give it a try, thank you good sir..
 
2014-01-03 09:51:49 AM  
The young X-men are back from the past via time machine. Kurt Wagner is back via some pirate ship from heaven or something.

One character in there that should be dead right now is Karnak from the Inhumans. He commited suicide recently.
 
2014-01-03 09:59:21 AM  
So, are they setting up for an elaborate parody of One More Day?  Because I'd be totally on board for that.
 
2014-01-03 09:59:59 AM  
I'm thankful that at least it is a traditional wedding i.e., man to a woman instead of a certain group of people pushing their agenda.
 
2014-01-03 10:12:53 AM  

mistrmind: I'm thankful that at least it is a traditional wedding i.e., man to a woman instead of a certain group of people pushing their agenda.


Don't be surprised if there is another one of those weddings coming up between Wiccan and his boyfriend.

/Dont give 2 farks who you like
//Just dont force the issue
 
2014-01-03 10:18:22 AM  
Gotta love purposely making the most obvious choices (besides Death) the bridesmaids (assuming the red head is Rachael Summers.)

Whoever drew that had a lot of fun. Have to point out Forbush Man, Frog Thor, and one of the Xorns in the mix.
 
2014-01-03 10:19:54 AM  

yves0010: Don't be surprised if there is another one of those weddings coming up between Wiccan and his boyfriend.

/Dont give 2 farks who you like
//Just dont force the issue


Imagine the guest list at that wedding: On Wiccan's side, Magneto. Scarlet Witch, Vision, Polaris, Quicksilver,  Nocturne,....On Hulkling's side the Kree and Skrull
 
2014-01-03 10:29:55 AM  

texdent: yves0010: Don't be surprised if there is another one of those weddings coming up between Wiccan and his boyfriend.

/Dont give 2 farks who you like
//Just dont force the issue

Imagine the guest list at that wedding: On Wiccan's side, Magneto. Scarlet Witch, Vision, Polaris, Quicksilver,  Nocturne,....On Hulkling's side the Kree and Skrull


They are going to need a planet for that one....
 
2014-01-03 10:42:11 AM  
No Frank Castle or Elektra in that pic. I wonder if she's the bride.
 
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