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(Topless Robot)   Who's ready for the next epic disaster movie, STONADOS, which is "JUST LIKE SHARKNADO--BUT WITH STONES." So...a normal tornado, tossing debris, basically   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 67
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2014-01-02 08:14:07 PM  
dude, wait, what?
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-02 08:55:36 PM  
This looks terrible. I'll probably watch it.
 
2014-01-02 09:12:50 PM  

dillenger69: dude, wait, what?
[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


nice. +1
 
2014-01-02 09:13:42 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-02 09:14:11 PM  
I've an idea:

images.nationalgeographic.com

Volcanic Lightning Storms. They're real.
 
2014-01-02 09:15:20 PM  
I watched "Sharknado" recently and found it entertaining. It was all the right kinds of bad, the horrible special effects worked when they needed to and the bad acting was the glue that held it together.

But stones? Come on. I expected a "Pirannahnado" next. Waterspouts filled with pirranah that would suck the skin off of innocent bystanders, leaving their internal organs to slosh out of their still-standing skeletons.

Copyrighted 2014.
 
2014-01-02 09:15:30 PM  
What about a tornado movie where it destroys a bakery complex and people then come under siege by flying pies?
 
2014-01-02 09:16:00 PM  
I've always wanted one of the major news anchors to get hit in the head with a 100 mph two-by-four when they're reporting on a hurricane by standing in one.
 
2014-01-02 09:16:29 PM  
I love these kind of movies. Silly movies are fun.
 
2014-01-02 09:19:59 PM  

dillenger69: dude, wait, what?
[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


Stonado...the first tornado of '14 in Colorado.
 
2014-01-02 09:21:01 PM  
"It's an air-blast warhead with a 5-ton yield"
"That's big."
 
2014-01-02 09:22:27 PM  

shanrick: This looks terrible. I'll probably watch it.


Yes it does look terrible. I can't wait to see it.
 
2014-01-02 09:22:58 PM  
They should totally have made an epic versus movie out of this.  Stonado versus Whorenado.  It'd be a hit in the Middle East and parts of Alabama.
 
2014-01-02 09:23:37 PM  
tornado rolls into a adult sex toy warehouse

Dildonado ©
 
2014-01-02 09:25:41 PM  
I'm still waiting for Sharkalanche!
"Snow is frozen water, the science is sound"

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/av alanche-sharks-trailer

/sorry for the lack of Linkage, Im on my phone.
 
2014-01-02 09:29:20 PM  
My buddy Jason Bourque directed it, trust me, he isn't proud of it.
 
2014-01-02 09:30:56 PM  
Hey, I remember that guy.

www.oocities.org

Anyone remember First Wave?

That dude always reminded me of the original character model of Max Payne.

www.gametrailers.com
 
2014-01-02 09:31:32 PM  
I just told my 13-year-old nephew that he hadn't seen the dumbest movie in the world, as he had claimed with SharkNado, and told him about StoNado. He told me he could top it, he's gonna make HoNado.
 
2014-01-02 09:32:45 PM  
www.missouribotanicalgarden.org

Even more frightening... "Stomato"
 
2014-01-02 09:35:52 PM  
No thanks. I still have not replaced the mirrors on my car... nor gotten the damage repaired from the Stonado we had in July.

/building next door had a stone roof. EF0/1 tornado totalled 50 cars in a minute with rocks.
 
2014-01-02 09:38:47 PM  
How about "Tornellas"? You know, tornados made of Nutella? Think of the millions in product placement alone.
 
2014-01-02 09:39:07 PM  

marcre3363: I watched "Sharknado" recently and found it entertaining. It was all the right kinds of bad, the horrible special effects worked when they needed to and the bad acting was the glue that held it together.

But stones? Come on. I expected a "Pirannahnado" next. Waterspouts filled with pirranah that would suck the skin off of innocent bystanders, leaving their internal organs to slosh out of their still-standing skeletons.

Copyrighted 2014.


Sharknado was so bad it gave me sharkancer.

This coming movie sounds like it might give me stonAIDs, so might give it a miss.
 
2014-01-02 09:45:32 PM  

imagonyx123: How about "Tornellas"? You know, tornados made of Nutella? Think of the millions in product placement alone.


Get in line.  I've got Harley and the Hells Angels lined up to do cycleclone.
 
2014-01-02 09:45:36 PM  
Hey, it's a setting on Obamas weather machine.
 
2014-01-02 09:46:07 PM  
A rip off of an Asylum movie! Who would have thought?
 
2014-01-02 09:46:09 PM  
I guess what I was thinking of was a BUDNADO.
 
2014-01-02 09:48:15 PM  

CygnusDarius: I've an idea:

[images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]

Volcanic Lightning Storms. They're real.


And the pics are so cool as well.

My vote is for Nuclear Super Volcano. (c)

/Already thinking of the plot : )
 
2014-01-02 09:50:13 PM  

CygnusDarius: I've an idea:

[images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]

Volcanic Lightning Storms. They're real.


Volcanado (©)?
 
2014-01-02 10:02:05 PM  

wxboy: CygnusDarius: I've an idea:

[images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]

Volcanic Lightning Storms. They're real.

Volcanado (©)?


TorCano.
 
2014-01-02 10:22:21 PM  
That's just dumber than a box of rocknadoes
 
2014-01-02 10:31:19 PM  
CSB'ish time:  Grew up in Oklahoma, seen EF5'shiat real neighborhoods and painted a few x's in driveways...

Ever see what a brick or a 4x4 post does at that speed?  Everything either explodes on impact, or penetrates the wall...which explodes, then the next wall, and then creates a statistic.

Mother nature topped all these movies once for me in my life...  Even got the the doom phrase on Radio/TV  of "To all those within the sound of my voice, you are in the path of one or more tornadoes."   Good times.

/I like my desert.
//I like slashies.
 
2014-01-02 10:37:30 PM  
I was hoping this had something to do with marijuana.  sadly, it doesn't.

Also, Boston?  Really?  Because Boston is right in tornado alley.
 
2014-01-02 10:42:08 PM  

SlothB77: I was hoping this had something to do with marijuana.  sadly, it doesn't.

Also, Boston?  Really?  Because Boston is right in tornado alley.


I mean, it's close enough to the Hershey highway that it's not beyond reason to think it might be hit by a shiat storm.
 
2014-01-02 10:46:30 PM  

HappyGryphon: I like my desert


No flash floods?
 
2014-01-02 10:53:06 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: What about a tornado movie where it destroys a bakery complex and people then come under siege by flying pies?


Or it could be a tornado that tosses stoned sharks at people .... as they enter a bakery.
 
2014-01-02 11:03:34 PM  

SlothB77: I was hoping this had something to do with marijuana.  sadly, it doesn't.

Also, Boston?  Really?  Because Boston is right in tornado alley.


It's the only place in the US where you can find stones.

Or something.
 
2014-01-02 11:13:25 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: What about a tornado movie where it destroys a bakery complex and people then come under siege by flying pies?


At least Killer Clowns from Outer Space was funny.
 
2014-01-02 11:22:42 PM  
GONADOS

in 3D.
 
2014-01-02 11:22:43 PM  
Timmy, Stewey, Stevey...

Habooby!
 
2014-01-02 11:24:11 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: HappyGryphon: I like my desert

No flash floods?


Yeah but that can be avoided largely by stating out of the Arroyo. it still ears a skateboard kid or two every year.
 
2014-01-02 11:25:05 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: SlothB77: I was hoping this had something to do with marijuana.  sadly, it doesn't.

Also, Boston?  Really?  Because Boston is right in tornado alley.

It's the only place in the US where you can find stones.

Or something.


Boston, huh.  Does the place get leveled and everybody gets killed?  No!  Why not?  They said it was going to be one of those "feel good" movies.  They lied.
 
2014-01-02 11:28:05 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: What about a tornado movie where it destroys a bakery complex and people then come under siege by flying pies?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffery.

/Pies. Pfft. As if.
 
2014-01-02 11:41:17 PM  
This was filmed in the lighthouse that I look after.

farm4.staticflickr.com

Keep an eye open for Fisgard Lighthouse in Gracepoint, the American version of Broadchurch;  now filming in Victoria.
 
2014-01-03 12:09:11 AM  
hellogiggles.com
 
2014-01-03 12:13:44 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: the American version of Broadchurch


I hope they don't suckify it. Broadchurch was brilliant.
 
2014-01-03 12:14:46 AM  

bearded clamorer: [www.missouribotanicalgarden.org image 600x450]

Even more frightening... "Stomato"


No no no...I've got it...

TOMATONADO!
 
2014-01-03 12:18:03 AM  

shanrick: GONADOS

in 3D.


But my plastic surgeon doesn't want me in situations where balls might fly at my nose...
 
2014-01-03 12:27:56 AM  

Trance750: [hellogiggles.com image 674x376]


Those two are acting their brains out, in that shot.  Just what are they trying to convey with those expressions?  They forgot where they parked the car.
 
2014-01-03 12:36:29 AM  
What about a movie based on a tornado with a whale in it?  I call it, Whalewind.
 
2014-01-03 12:43:32 AM  

serial_crusher: What about a movie based on a tornado with a whale in it?  I call it, Whalewind.


♫ And they call the wind Mobyriah ♫

/it's a musical
 
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