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(AZCentral)   Because when it comes to making love with your desired one, no place is as romantic as the back of a state-prison van   (azcentral.com) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, Department of Corrections, state prisons, state-prison van, police officers  
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2014-01-02 09:11:03 PM

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2014-01-02 09:12:45 PM
Spontaneity keeps things alive and fresh in a relationship! Good for them!
 
2014-01-02 09:15:20 PM
That guy looks a lot like Nic Cage.
 
2014-01-02 09:16:36 PM
Subby sounds prude.
 
2014-01-02 09:22:00 PM
I'd do it pretty much anywhere with my wife, so suck it subby.
 
2014-01-02 09:23:08 PM
Is that why guards are called 'screws'?


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2014-01-02 09:23:30 PM

medieval: That guy looks a lot like Nic Cage.


I was going to say "Don't take advice from Coen Brother's films"
 
2014-01-02 09:28:41 PM
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2014-01-02 09:30:44 PM
He's reasonably attractive.  I would consider giving him a blowjob, especially if I were locked up in a building full of women most of the time.
 
2014-01-02 09:35:07 PM

Brainsick: Is that why guards are called 'screws'?

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Came for Pornstache, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-02 10:08:10 PM

Cymbal: I'd do it pretty much anywhere with my wife, so suck it subby.



I'd do it pretty much anywhere with your wife, too.

/pretty much asked for THAT one
 
2014-01-02 10:21:52 PM
Loved one? Hell, I was just copping a nut.
 
2014-01-02 11:05:14 PM
Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2014-01-02 11:06:41 PM
Fugitive Sex Jerry!
 
2014-01-02 11:07:24 PM
they let the inmate drive?
 
2014-01-02 11:17:15 PM
"Corrections investigators received information on Tuesday from a prison inmate who drives a transportation vehicle and said she saw officer Anthony James Marotta, 26, receiving oral sex from an unnamed female inmate in the back of the vehicle on Tuesday, court records stated."

/What a crappy run on sentence/paragraph.
// So, ok - inmates are driving transportation vehicles.. Is that a good idea? Having inmates driving around? They spend all that money on barb wire and then just let them drive around?
/// what exactly is a transportation vehicle? All vehicles transport something - right?
 
2014-01-02 11:17:58 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2014-01-02 11:25:06 PM

spaxoid: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


It's good to be the king.
 
2014-01-02 11:51:56 PM
If this prison van is rockin', don't bother unlockin'
 
2014-01-03 12:04:02 AM
'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in a state prison van
And that's all right with me.
 
2014-01-03 07:30:42 AM

Hoopy Frood: 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in a state prison van
And that's all right with me.


Golf claps for the semi-obscure Sammy Johns reference.
 
2014-01-03 07:49:22 AM
When I was in boot camp at Fort Leonard Wood they found a guy and a girl doing it in a dumpster. I've always considered myself a horny basterd but... no way.
 
2014-01-03 08:29:40 AM
Arizona pulls a Florida move
 
2014-01-03 09:41:51 AM
I could not do her in a van.
I will not, will not in her can.
I will not do her in a truck.
I will not do her for a buck.
Not in the dark!  Not in a tree!
Not in a car!  Or where she pees!
I do not like it in her box.
I do not like her, she's not a fox.
I will not do her in a house.
I do not do her without her blouse.
I do not like her here or there.
I will not do her ANYWHERE.

I do not like girls in the slammer.
I do not like the ol' nasty hammers!
 
2014-01-03 10:17:58 AM

Fark In The Duck: Hoopy Frood: 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in a state prison van
And that's all right with me.

Golf claps for the semi-obscure Sammy Johns reference.


Seconded.  Well played sir!

/terrible, terrible song, yet catchy
 
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